Yuzhu is a story architect for a game. Her job is to guide the plot to unfold correctly according to the script.
After being put through both physical and emotional torment by four SSS-rank male leads, she finally finished building the plot. But once she returned to reality and received her huge reward, the more she thought about it, the angrier she got.
She heard that once a mission world had stabilized, employees could spend money to enter and leave it as they pleased.
So she spent all her savings and decided to hire an assassin to kill the scumbags for her in the mission world!
Identity One: She's a low-ranking maid in a general's household. The burly general dotes on her like crazy, only because she looks seven-tenths like his dead wife. Once his white moonlight returns, he'll sell her off to a brothel.
Identity Two: She's a fool who married her mute brother-in-law in her elder sister's place. She willingly gives everything and nurses the ungrateful man back to health, only to be falsely accused of adultery and end up having her heart, liver, and lungs cut out.
Identity Three: She's a minister's wife, devoted to her young husband, the top scholar, and the two of them trust each other completely. But after the emperor takes a fancy to her, her own husband personally sends her to the imperial bed. When the affair is exposed, the people call her a wicked consort who brought disaster upon the world. To secure his throne, the emperor has her hanged in front of the city gate.
Identity Four: [To be unlocked]
When Yuzhu reenters the game world, she has the same familiar identities and the same old formula, but she's no longer the original Yuzhu!
Scumbags! Every one of you has to die!
To vent her fury, Yuzhu goes to an assassin organization.
But why did all four scumbags get matched with the same assassin?!
Maid Yuzhu falls silent as she looks at the little runt in front of her.
Bride-in-place Yuzhu falls silent as she looks at the young man in front of her.
Minister's-wife Yuzhu falls silent as she looks at the young man in front of her.
__Yuzhu falls silent as she looks at the middle-aged man in front of her.
Thank goodness she only has four secret identities. Otherwise, if she got matched with an elderly assassin next time, she'd have to help Grandpa Assassin across the street. [Sweating smiley]
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Yuzhu never imagined that when she returned to her secret identities, she'd get a restart, and those SSS-rank scumbags would get one too.
She couldn't help it. She'd always loved pushing things to the limit.
Following the three-step crematorium rule, she was determined to make the fire of this chaotic love hell burn even hotter after her secret identities were exposed, until the scumbags' ancestral graves were smoking!
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Female lead: A nervous wage slave with a sharp tongue and a powerful thirst for revenge.
Assassin male lead: One life for a string of copper coins. Over the years, his failed missions could circle the Earth.
This novel: 1v1
Four crematorium arcs burning with the fires of hell
Comedy × the author's ID card
Also, help me pick a title: I Live at the Crematorium, But I'm Overpowered; Scumbags! Every One of You Has to Die!; After the Bad Ending, I Made Them Regret Everything
Theme: Stay true to your convictions, remember your original purpose, and always keep moving forward!