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Blurb
Wei Qing is an ordinary high school girl, but she keeps having all kinds of bizarre nightmares.
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Wei Qing discovers that as her dreams progress, the skills she learns in them carry over into the real world.
Strong enough to lift a cauldron: She carries two buckets of water up to the fourth floor in one go. Her back doesn't hurt, her legs don't ache, and she can even throw a few punches.
Swift as the wind: She outruns the sports students at the school track meet.
Unforgettable memory: She memorizes her textbooks and leaps to first place in her grade.
From then on, Wei Qing cautiously makes her way through all kinds of dreams, hoping to hang on until the nightmares end.
Until one day, she realizes that her classmates, friends, family, and even strangers she's only met once are appearing in her dreams one after another. Everything gradually takes a decidedly inhuman turn.
And she becomes the legendary big shot in the dream world, the one who specializes in defeating nightmares.
[Welcome to the Dream World! This is a dream you have forgotten. Stay alive and wake up, or you will sleep forever~]
Everyone who enters the Dream World hears this announcement. This is where everything begins, and where everything ends.
As the Dream World expands, countless people fall into it. If they die in a nightmare, the real world will be plunged into a true slumber.
Until a female big shot called “wei” appears in the Dream World. She's about 178 centimeters tall, dressed in a sharp suit, with a long sword on her back. Dashing and fearless, she specializes in defeating nightmares and repeatedly saves those who fall into them.
Later, people gradually discover that dreams correspond to reality.
So they begin searching the real world for a big shot called “wei.”
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Meanwhile, the real Wei Qing is a passable 160 centimeters tall, in a school tracksuit... clutching her lunchbox and dozing off all day long.
Holding her lunchbox, Wei Qing faces a crowd of adoring fans.
She yawns sleepily. “A big shot? No such thing. I was just sleeping.”
“And nobody is allowed to disturb my sleep. Got it? (Glare.JPG)”
Upcoming Novel Blurb
After the Founding of the Nation, I Became a Nine-Leak Fish
Xu Jingliu emerged from seclusion one day to find that the world had changed beyond recognition.
And somehow, she'd become an “illiterate” in the modern age! A legendary “stray fish that slipped through nine years of compulsory education”!
Day 1 after leaving seclusion: She zoomed off on her flying sword and crashed into an airplane.
Day 2: She chased a little ghost and injured an ordinary person.
Day 3: She ate a boxed meal at the police station.
So Xu Jingliu, whose destructive power was off the charts, was dragged off to school to start learning from scratch and become a well-rounded modern cultivator.
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Slice of life
The school shuts down due to a power outage while she's choosing classes.
Xu Jingliu: “No problem. I'll summon lightning to help my classmates!”
Classmates: “Thanks, but we're in the dorm. Lightning came down from the sky, and now we're dead.”
The swordsmanship exam for physical education finals is making the struggling students wail.
Xu Jingliu: “With me, the mighty sword cultivator, here, I'll get every one of you a passing grade!”
Teacher: “Thanks, but I'm in the hospital with a broken leg.”
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Social media posts
[Xu Jingliu: Fellow cultivators, I am Xu Jingliu of the Huashan Sword Sect. The Dao is fading and people have lost their way. I need 1,000 yuan to restore the glory of sword cultivation! Once my swordsmanship reaches perfection, I can help you comprehend life and death, and share eternal life with the heavens and earth!]
A random stranger, completely missing the point: “I am Qin Shi Huang. Send me money. Get it?”
An old friend: “Cultivating immortality is no match for surfing the internet.”
A beloved disciple: “Seclusion is no match for lying flat.”
An enemy Demon Venerable: “Being a demon is no match for running a motorcycle taxi.”
Fellow cultivators: “Nothing beats making money.”
A certain special affairs bureau: “We've already sent someone over to warn her about scams...”
This novel: Slice of life x1
Hilarious x10,086
The female lead is extremely serious X
The author is extremely unserious ?
Theme: Cherish life and embrace a brighter future.
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Our Entire Class Transmigrated
My Days as a Nobody in the Mortal World
After the Founding of the Nation, I Became an Uneducated Fool
Dream Labyrinth
The Star I Wrote About Has Come to Life
After Becoming a Female Strategist, I Helped the Villain Become a Legend
Goosebumps arose! So well written!
I can't see how the protagonist is the boss. I can only say that the supporting characters are too weak. The author made the supporting characters too weak.
Is it over? It's not enough. I always feel like I could write more. The ending is a bit rushed.
It ended so quickly, I feel like I could write a lot more
Finished spreading flowers!!!!!
In the end, did you escape the cycle?
Trust me, save the dog's life! Zhang Sanpang's personal experience
OK! Important things in life are waiting for you
This time it's a cave adventure!
Oh, my sister knows that people outside are sinister.