[Preorder: The Hilarious I'm Staying at the Crematorium, but I'm Overpowered! Click the author's page and please add it to your collection ^V^]
Gu Yu's first graduation trip after finishing the college entrance exam coincided with a melodramatic car accident and transmigration.
She thought she'd simply transmigrated into someone else's body, but who could have guessed she'd become a lowly hidden guard in the imperial palace?
Being a hidden guard was great. She could earn her wages on time and quietly work until retirement, with no palace intrigue and no need to run around. When she had free time, she could even enjoy some gossip.
Until one day, she met the Emperor's man (crossed out)...
He looked familiar. Wasn't that the class monitor from her class?
Then she fell into the Noble Consort's luxurious bath while chasing an assassin.
Wait, wasn't she the belle of their class?
Gu Yu began to question her life. She crouched by the roadside, and the little grass in the palace actually smiled at her... smiled...
Grass, this is grass, and it's actually the most handsome guy in their class!
What else could possibly surprise her?
A delicate concubine from the imperial harem suddenly turns into an iron lady? A superstitious imperial tutor holds a grand lecture on harmony?
The craziest group transmigration plan in history. No schemes, no plotting, just a bunch of 'modern people' desperately trying to escape the imperial palace.
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A slice-of-life transmigration story, with laughs aplenty.
The world beyond the palace is vast. Escaping the imperial palace is only the beginning!
Gu Yu (sighing): I once dreamed of roaming the world with a sword, but alas, I have no money in my pocket.
This story: Slice of life x1
Hilarious x the author's ID card
Working woman heroine +1
Working woman author +1
A guide to transmigration self-rescue (suicidal version)
"Male lead's perspective"
Shen Shiqi was born into the prominent Shen family of the capital, a lineage of illustrious officials and scholars.
When the new emperor ascended the throne, he became a palace guard.
Everyone said Shen Shiqi's career prospects had hit a dead end.
Shen Shiqi only smiled faintly and looked up at the hidden-guard girl on the roof beam.
Ever since he started his shifts, things were always falling from the rafters.
Sometimes it was a few crumbs of pastry.
Sometimes it was a piece of cake.
Sometimes it was his heart, with nowhere to go.
Off-screen Gu Yu, thinking: Ahhh, my money! My money fell down and disappeared!
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The Hilarious I'm Staying at the Crematorium, but I'm Overpowered!
Yuzhu is a narrative designer for a game. Her job is to guide the plot to unfold correctly according to the script.
After being tormented body and soul by four SSS-rank male leads, the narrative design was finally complete. But the more Yuzhu thought about it after returning to reality and receiving a huge reward, the angrier she got.
She heard that once a mission world stabilized, employees could spend money to enter and leave as they pleased.
So she spent all her savings and decided to hire an assassin to personally kill the scumbag men in the mission world!
Identity one: She is a lowly maid in a general's household. The burly general dotes on her because she looks seven parts like his deceased wife. Once his white moonlight returns, she will be sold to a brothel.
Identity two: She is a poor fool who married a mute in place of her legitimate elder sister. She gives everything she has to nurse the ungrateful man back to health, only for him to frame her for adultery and have her heart, liver, and lungs cut out.
Identity three: She is a minister's wife, deeply in love with a young top-ranked scholar. But after the emperor takes a liking to her, her own husband personally sends her to the imperial bed. When the affair is exposed, the people call her a wicked seductress who brought calamity upon the land. To secure the throne, the emperor has her hanged in front of the city gate.
Identity four: [Locked]
When she enters the game world again, she has the same familiar identities and the same old setup, but she is no longer the original Yuzhu!
Scumbag men! You all have to die!
To vent her anger, Yuzhu sought out an assassin organization.
But why had the same assassin been assigned to all four scumbag men?
Maid Yuzhu stared at the little runt before her in silence.
Bride-for-hire Yuzhu stared at the youth before her in silence.
Minister's-wife Yuzhu stared at the young man before her in silence.
__Yuzhu stared at the middle-aged man before her in silence.
Luckily, she only had four secret identities. Otherwise, next time she might get assigned an elderly assassin and have to help Grandpa Assassin across the street. [Sweating soybean face]
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Yuzhu never imagined that when she returned to her secret identities, she would get a do-over, and those SSS-rank scumbag men would get one too.
No choice, she has always loved pushing things to the limit.
Following the three-step crematorium rule, she was determined to make the fire in this tangled mess burn even hotter after her identities were exposed, until the scumbag men had smoke rising from their ancestors' graves!
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Heroine: A nervous working woman, a chatterbox, and extremely vengeful.
Assassin male lead: One string of copper coins per kill, and his failed missions over the years could circle the Earth.
This story: Inferno-grade crematorium x4
Hilarious x the author's ID card
Also, help me pick a title: I'm Staying at the Crematorium, but I'm Overpowered!, Scumbag Men! You All Have to Die!, or After the Bad Ending, I Made Them Regret Everything
Theme: No matter where you are, flowers can bloom brilliantly if they face the sun.
I Live in a Crematorium, But I'm Overpowered
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After the Founding of the Nation, I Became an Uneducated Fool
I Became a Big Shot by Dreaming [Infinite]
Dream Labyrinth
The Star I Wrote About Has Come to Life
After Becoming a Female Strategist, I Helped the Villain Become a Legend
Hilarious preview of "I Live in a Crematorium, But I'm Super Strong" You live at the head of the Yangtze River, and I live in the crematorium. I miss you every day and don't see you, _______. Click on the fire column, please collect it^v^
Sure enough, I still want to complain about this technical point. It has broken the space-time barrier without even leaving the Milky Way. In the end, I remembered that the emperor who killed the first batch of time-travelers was cleared. Anyway, nothing happened.
What kind of palace is Miss Wang going to? She and that General Li will go to the end of the world with their swords in hand! No, it would be good for her to learn to be an official.
I don't like that. I have secrets and difficulties but I just don't tell them. Although I betrayed everyone, I was forced to do nothing.
It pissed me off. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. My real sword. You have to be angry. Can the author rewrite it?
Oops, there are so few people. I think it's really good to watch. It's funny, the plot is interesting, and it's full of twists and turns. It's great.
If the hair on your body is pointing upward during a thunderstorm, congratulations, you are about to be struck by lightning!
Accepted. It seems like modern people have no brains
The main characters are indeed children, they are too ostentatious and naive.
Good guy, it turns out that the Queen Mother also traveled through time.