I Am the Han Crown Prince, Champion of Filial Piety, Brotherhood, Benevolence, and Righteousness

At the age of five, Liu Ying awakened memories of his previous life as a modern person and learned the “history” of his current life. His memories were hazy. Aside from knowing he had been born five years earlier than in “history,” he vividly remembered that his father, Liu Bang, would try to depose him as crown prince and drive him to his death, while his mother, Lü Zhi, would keep a human pig in the toilet to try to scare him to death. How could he put up with that?! Liu Ying immediately stole his father’s favorite sword and his mother’s favorite lacquer box and threw them into the river, getting back at them for being so cruel and unloving. Then his parents teamed up to beat him, leaving him unable to get out of bed for three days. Liu Ying was furious: So his memories of his previous life were real! His parents really were as heartless as that! Just as Liu Ying was overwhelmed with grief and rage, yet powerless against his parents’ brutal oppression, his golden finger, the “Wise Ruler Training System,” came online. [Historical figure Liu Bang’s attention to you has increased. Experience +10.] [Historical figure Lü Zhi’s attention to you has increased. Experience +10.] [Spend 100 experience to exchange for a skill-copy key.] [The System has no intelligent customer service. Host, please explore its functions on your own. May you become a wise ruler soon.] Liu Ying immediately sprang upright, only to fall back onto the bed when his bottom hurt. All he had to do was make his parents furious to become a wise ruler? What a wonderful thing to have happen. Hooray! - Years later, Liu Bang and Lü Zhi would become a bickering couple over how to raise their son. Liu Bang: This boy is nothing like me! Lü Zhi: If he’s not like you, then who is he like?! He’s exactly like you! The greatest couple of the Han Dynasty were at each other’s throats again, while Crown Prince Liu Ying picked his nose as he passed by. As a benevolent and dutiful wise ruler for the ages, who should I farm experience from today? Note: This is a pure wish-fulfillment story where the author lets loose and gives your brain a massage. The protagonist is invincible. The main story features a complete romantic arc for the protagonist and a full growth arc for the heroine. This is not historically researched and is a semi-fictional setting. If that’s not your thing, please don’t read it. Read with care, and don’t argue with me. Please support an author whose work suits your tastes. Please don’t recommend my story elsewhere, and don’t criticize other works in my comments. m(_ _)m I kneel in gratitude. Next up: Please add my long historical novel, “Transmigrating into the Song Dynasty and Taking on the Language Arts Dream Team,” to your pre-collection list The Song Dynasty’s weakness and poverty were deeply entrenched. Cao Dun was selfish and indifferent, and had no plans to worry about the country. He only wanted to live comfortably as a scholar-official and spare his wife from having to suffer alongside him. Then his aunt, Empress Cao, told him she was his mother, the current emperor was his father, and he should get cleaned up and enter the palace to become crown prince. Wait, so my surname is Zhao? Does that mean I’m the one who has to take the blame for the crappy Song Dynasty? Cao Dun... no, Zhao Dun glanced at the Language Arts Dream Team eyeing him from behind. Muttering, “Transmigration can’t save the crappy Song Dynasty,” he rolled over like a lazy fish and went back to lying flat. Until one day, Zhao Dun learned that his historical brother-in-law, Di Zheng, and maternal uncle, Cao You, who had never existed in history, were also transmigrators. He silently shook the salt off himself and struggled to his feet. To honor the flowers he had offered at the tombs of Xin Qiji and Yue Fei in his previous life, Zhao Dun decided to pull himself together and see if he could take on the Language Arts Dream Team filling the entire court. Theme: Building a harmonious Han family, with kind parents and dutiful sons.