Who Do You Think You Are, Little Fish Snack?

A vicious, ruthless con artist bottom x an extremely possessive, old-fashioned man

Everyone in the city knew that a proud, pampered cat lived in a manor in the northern suburbs.

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With a stunning face, a powerful family, and page after page of seductive lies,

Lin Tujiao had the time of his life, playing the game with ease.

Until the protagonist top and bottom sent him to prison, destroying his entire family along with him. The once-spoiled young master became someone anyone could bully.

Lin Tujiao lowered his head, his long lashes trembling, his expression unreadable.

He died one evening beneath a sky ablaze with rosy clouds.

When he opened his eyes again, Lin Tujiao found himself saddled with a stupid System.

It said he was a vicious villain, destined to die at the hands of the protagonist top and protagonist bottom.

"What do you mean I have to suck up to my enemy?! He's the protagonist top's own uncle, and he helps the wicked!"

[System: That's right!]

"What do you mean I can't talk? I can only meow?!"

[System: That's right!]

"What do you mean I have to earn points just to visit someone in their dreams?! Do I look like I need money?!"

[System: That's right!]

"You're amazing."

[System: Good boys shouldn't swear!!!]

"How do I earn points?"

[System: Cuddles~ Kisses work too.]

"Pervert."

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With the System holding all the power, Lin Tujiao began frantically earning points and carrying out his revenge through the contents of his dream visits.

From carefully planning every step at first, to getting his revenge, and finally...

[System: Yesterday, you dreamed about asking him to give you water?!]

"I was dying of thirst, and he wouldn't understand if I licked him."

[System: You told him to work out his chest less?]

"When he's asleep, it's hard and pokes me. It's uncomfortable."

[System: Then why don't you sleep on his lap?!]

"There's a **."

[System: ???]

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At long last, Lin Tujiao finally returned to his original form. He was extremely pleased with himself, ignoring the strong arm draped across his waist: Check the car badge before picking the owner, eat only canned food, never hardship.

#What if your Host is a pervert? #

#This is not how you're supposed to visit someone in their dreams!!!#

#Lin Tujiao: Would you still freak out if you knew who has my back?#

Reading guide:

1: Both leads are sexually inexperienced.

2: He will return to his original form.

Theme: No pointless self-torment here.