The Immortal Venerable Wants to Love and Abandon Again

[Updated daily at midnight.]

It seems that people only began to appreciate Immortal Venerable Yaoguang's beauty once he was no longer at the top.

Fine sunlight fell around the man who had once stood above all immortals, as if he were still the fearsome authority he had once been.

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Shu Yunsheng failed his tribulation and unexpectedly awakened to his own existence.

Only then did he understand that he was nothing more than the vicious antagonist in a cultivation novel about a domineering male lead and forbidden love between men.

His most beloved disciple was the male lead, who took every rare treasure in the book for himself.

His longtime friend was a villain who had countless romantic entanglements and treated human lives as worthless.

And his timid, gentle, beautiful junior brother was the beloved protagonist who attracted everyone.

As for Shu Yunsheng, everyone in the story hated him. In the end, because he coveted the male lead, he would be torn to pieces and have his soul scattered.

Utterly ridiculous.

The white-robed immortal venerable was furious.

So, on the mist-shrouded immortal mountain, Shu Yunsheng glanced sidelong at his disciple kneeling beside him, ignoring his pitiful attempts to curry favor and beg for mercy.

"Master..."

"Did I say you could speak? Keep kneeling."

"It hurts."

"Endure it."

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To keep the Heavenly Dao from erasing him, Shu Yunsheng decides to keep the original story moving for now.

The one thing that brings him a little comfort is that his disciple, the original novel's male lead, Shen Yan, isn't a demon king.

On the contrary, he is gentle by nature and powerful.

Aside from not loving Shu Yunsheng and treating him as though he were beneath notice, he is a worthy immortal venerable who cares for the world.

But everything starts developing in ways Shu Yunsheng never expected.

The disciple who should have been a domineering hero is now humble and powerful, clutching his true love and crawling into Shu Yunsheng's bed every day.

The friend who should have been a villain now does good and punishes evil. He's devoted and sincere, and one bit of teasing is enough to make his face turn bright red.

The beautiful, fragile junior brother is... is crawling all over the floor, laughing madly.

At a loss for words, Shu Yunsheng draws his sword and looks around, unable to decide who to strike first.

Halfway up the mountain, a sect elder kicks Shen Yan in the butt and scolds him: "You little brat, what did you do to make your master angry again?"

Shen Yan answers, aggrieved and helpless: "Elder, I didn't do anything."

A corner of the booklet half-hidden in his sleeve peeks out as he moves:

Third time this month Master has kicked me out of bed.

Master keeps paying attention to junior brother this month, but his legs aren't as long as mine, his face isn't as handsome as mine, and even his butt isn't as perky as mine... What does Master see in him?

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A little scene:

After the great battle, Shen Yan, covered in wounds, staggers to his master's door and knocks.

"Master..."

"I don't have anywhere else to go."

"Would you consider taking me in?"

From inside comes the immortal venerable's helpless sigh. "Get in here."

"Mm..."

"Quiet. No whining."

Another sigh, faintly touched with laughter. "You're clenching so tightly. How am I supposed to kiss you?"

#A beautiful fox lures away a loyal puppy of a disciple#

#A little darling raised on love thinks he's the big bad villain#

An adorably clueless beauty of an immortal venerable with absurd combat strength, who flirts without realizing it

A possessive genius disciple who lives to obey his master and gets quietly jealous

Content warnings:

1. The love interest is a bit of a schemer.

2. The junior brother has a bizarre vibe, and that won't change.

3. My version of cultivation: Qi Refining → Foundation Establishment → Golden Core → Nascent Soul → Great Ascension → Tribulation Transcendence (early, middle, and late stages)

Finalized and confirmed on February 2, 2024. Screenshots have been posted on Weibo. Do not steal my ideas.

One day, somewhere in the world, nearly seven billion people heard a strange reboot sound in their ears.

All they knew was that it was a game on an unprecedented scale.

[ Ding! Dear players, the Earth Online System is now live! ]

[ Earth Online reminds you: Please don't waste too much time on NPCs, to avoid affecting your own emotions. Believe that sunshine will drive away the darkness. Believe that dawn will eventually shine on everyone. ]

[ We wish all players success in completing your main quests. Enjoy the game. ]

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Wen Han actually discovered the bugs in this world when he was a child.

For example, mismatched landscape collages, city buildings copied into the wrong places, and large numbers of nearly identical NPC humans.

He had always wanted to see whether shooting one would make code or flesh and blood explode.

But his boyfriend was exasperated with him and made him agree to three rules:

First: If you bump into someone, don't say, "I'll kill you." Say, "I'm sorry."

Second: Never use anything illegal, including restricted firearms.

Third: Understand that burying a baby in the ground won't make a new baby grow.

Bo Ze'an: "Be good. Got it?"

Wen Han blinks his starry eyes and puts on a sweet expression. "Mm-hmm!"

But after [Earth Online] descended, Wen Han forgot his boyfriend because his character memories loaded incorrectly.

Faced with countless [biological fusion error bugs], he chopped off the boss's head with a single stroke.

His tone was gentle and mocking. "A pathetic performance. Full of holes."

"I've spent nearly twenty years observing humans, imitating them, learning from them, trying to look a little more normal... Poor thing, you're even worse at pretending than I am."

Blood-red marks stained his smiling eyes. In the Asia server, Wen Han set a record for the highest points earned from a single kill in his very first battle.

Wen Han, standing on the ruins: "Who the hell can stop me now!"

Bo Ze'an, rushing over with a megaphone: "Get down here!"

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For Bo Ze'an, calming Wen Han down also follows a three-step routine:

First: Remember to hug him before bed.

Second: When you get home, smooth down his fur and give him a kiss.

Third: Search the little guy on a regular schedule. Take away the sharp metal scraps, jagged glass, and powerful homemade explosives he's hidden. Then soothe him gently and tell him you love him very, very much.

A beautiful madman x a gentle brute

Everyone looks like a dog to him / He looks at every dog with devotion

#Don't bully Wen Han just because he's unwell#

#Even though he's definitely easy to bully#

Theme: Stay true to yourself.