Hehehe, What Sorcerer Isn't Crazy?

(Jujutsu Kaisen x reader / second person / pairing undecided, not limited to characters mentioned in the blurb)

You transmigrated into a dating sim and have to get a perfect happy ending on every route to clear the game and return home.

On your first playthrough, you chose the easygoing childhood friend route.

You fussed over your target every day, and at long last raised their affection to 69, just one step away from a confession.

Then your childhood friend turned dark, their affection dropped to zero overnight, and you died at their hands.

[The boy wiped the blood from the corner of his eye, his disgusted gaze colder than the depths of winter.

“A monkey is just a monkey. You reek.”]

On your second playthrough, you learned your lesson and chose to be a jujutsu sorcerer, taking the power-couple route with a handsome older man.

This time, romance was easy. Your target would do anything for money, and his affection rose in direct proportion to the amount on the check.

Until you landed on the Black Market's assassination list, and one day, the Tyrant saw the huge bounty and promptly sent you to your death.

[The man took out your bank card, a flippant smile tugging at his lips.

“Thanks for the treat, Miss Cash.”]

On your third playthrough, you decided to stop being human and became a Special Grade Curse, taking the tragic human-and-curse romance route.

You were a super-powerful Special Grade. Surely no one could kill you so easily now... Full of confidence, you had barely landed when the man known as “the strongest in the jujutsu world” exorcised you with a single move.

[The boy crouched arrogantly in front of you and pulled out his phone to take a selfie.

“What a weak curse. This is so boring.”]

You: …

...Dating sims are complete crap!!!

On your fourth playthrough, you chose the lonely grind, raising your combat power straight to level 99 and swearing to beat up every one of your targets. What kind of jujutsu sorcerer doesn't go crazy? Killkillkillkillkillkill hehehehehehehehe...

So you're defecting and killing people? I'll break your legs. You want to pursue the greater good? You look like the greater good to me.

So you want to freeload and still act like you own the place? I'll live in your house, spend your money, steal your son, and take your life.

So you're an arrogant, obnoxious loudmouth? If I can't beat you, I'll go for your weak spots. Salt in the cake, wasabi in the daifuku, chili peppers in the strawberry soda. I'll make your life miserable.

You let loose and charged ahead, and the storylines fell apart into a complete mess.

Finally, one day, the world could take no more and angrily kicked you out, making you reach another tragic bad ending in front of everyone.

...Who cares? At least you had fun.

Theme: Fill the world with love