The Unwanted One's Guide to Self-Rescue [Quick Transmigration]

[Completed novel: My Bodyguard Wants a Raise Again Today [Infinite]] Please add it to your collection [Upcoming novel: I Sell Grilled Skewers in Another World [Development]] Please add it to your collection Blurb: To recover from severe damage to his mental energy, Alliance genius Colonel Feng Ye volunteered for treatment, traveling to different worlds to experience different lives. System: Since your life has been far too perfect, it's difficult for you to experience the joys and sorrows of an ordinary person. The Alliance has specially created a batch of universally despised personas for you, hoping you'll view the world through the lens of hardship and appreciate the beauty of reality! Feng Ye stared at the scripts he'd been given in silence: Persona 1: Traitor who sells out his country for glory and kills his own family, useless lapdog Persona 2: Womanizer with a taste for men, lecherous playboy Persona 3: Skips class, gets into fights, ends up in juvenile detention, violent school bully Persona 4: Brutal and merciless, leaving rivers of blood in his wake, world-ending Demon Lord Forget the victims in these stories, even Feng Ye himself wanted to toss this loathsome creature into the non-recyclable trash. System's inspirational pep talk: Acceptance is the beginning of change! Adaptation is the first step to success! #Accepting this is impossible. It will always be impossible# Then one day, everyone discovered that the useless loser/playboy/school bully/Demon Lord... had changed! Even his former enemies chased after him relentlessly, declaring their love: The brilliant, dashing, undefeated general coyly begged the useless loser for cuddles. The refined, virtuous son of a wealthy family wrote love poems to woo the playboy. The top student and icy male idol stroked the school bully's head and tutored him late into the night. The aloof, cold-hearted immortal cultivator cooked for the Demon Lord. #How to turn a universally despised character into everyone's favorite# Feng Ye: Thanks for asking. I used my body. (Not really.) ★Blurb for completed novel My Bodyguard Wants a Raise Again Today [Infinite]★ -High-IQ, twisted beauty bottom x superhumanly strong, unhinged thug top- 1. Yu Ran, an acting student at a film academy, received a strange audition invitation one day. Along with a handsome bodyguard from the job market who'd work for "eighty a day, I'll do anything for the money," he was plunged into an endless nightmare. The bodyguard was not only a bargain, but also possessed extraordinary stamina and overwhelming combat prowess, taking out a ghost NPC with every punch. From then on, the worlds of horror scripts welcomed two terrifying men. One was aloof and cold, twisted and dark inside, and fond of lying in coffins to contemplate life. The other looked ferocious, struck hard and viciously, and excelled at beating vengeful ghosts until they wept. #That day, the ghosts finally remembered the fear of being ruled by villains# 2. Later, whether in a haunted house full of red-clad ghosts or a gloomy old castle, Yu Ran took the capitalist's attitude to the extreme. The cheap bodyguard, Yan Shiche, had to wear many hats: serve as bait and a shield, pretend to be his boyfriend, and drive away love rivals. He crushed the ghosts' deathly pale bones, then shared a cigarette with Yu Ran beneath the ghost-haunted moonlit sky. "Boss, can we talk about something?" Yan Shiche stood nose to nose with him, smoke swirling in his dark eyes. "What?" "Give me a raise. I can't afford to eat." ★Blurb for upcoming novel I Sell Grilled Skewers in Another World [Development]★ Eli had transmigrated to another world twenty years ago and was about to become the Royal Alchemist. But then the Pope suddenly went mad, babbling about an "Eastern evil dragon, an ill omen," and cast him down from his pedestal. Exiled to a remote town, Eli was cut off from the fine cuisine of high society. The instincts buried deep in his Eastern bloodline drove him to make barbecue, hot pot, spicy malatang, and more... -No meat? -Then let's hunt in the Dark Forest! The demon boars and demon cattle are tender and succulent, perfect for hot pot and skewers! -No spices? -Then we'll grow our own! The Dark Forest's demon soil is fertile, and alchemical growth potions are green, harmless, and twice as effective! -No fire? -Then we'll dig some up! The magma elemental Eli personally tamed in the volcanic depths of Hell can adjust its temperature at will, saving energy and never going out! -Still no grill? Eli smiled and patted his graduation project: a top-tier alchemical furnace made from dragon scales, rare crystals, and a magma core, known as the "Divine Vessel" that could turn even a lump of dog droppings tossed inside into a premium healing potion! Eastern cuisine swept across another world's continent. Eli's name spread from one person to ten, then from ten to a hundred, and he single-handedly transformed a remote town into a culinary destination! The Pope patted his beer belly and ate skewers through his tears. "So it really is an Eastern evil dragon! An ill omen! Give me another hundred demon-mutton skewers!" · Ubendwin lay on the edge of the Dark Forest. Constantly plagued by monsters, it was an independent territory beyond anyone's jurisdiction. One day, a mysterious young alchemist arrived in town and won over every resident with his extraordinary cooking. They say the alchemical furnace granted by the gods hides unfathomable mysteries. Its magically infused food can cure every illness and revive the dead, and even tame demon dragons to conquer the Demon Realm. The townspeople made Eli their lord and honored him as the Son of an Eastern God: The divine son's food and wine illuminate the soul with glory; The divine son's bravery and might tame ferocious magical beasts; The divine son's sermons and words of power bring prosperity to the city; The divine son descended into the world and, in the name of the gods, bestowed happiness, longevity, and wealth! Eli touched the lord's badge on his chest, utterly bewildered. Wait, wasn't I just craving something tasty when I started all this...? Theme: Love has a wondrous power. It guides those who love each other through hardship and confusion, helping them overcome danger and darkness. As long as they hold hands and stay by each other's side, they will meet again one day, even if they no longer remember each other.