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◆A arrogant capitalist who seems upright and arrogant vs. A rebellious little social animal who is meek on the surface but actually rebellious
1.
At the age of 26, Tong Hua failed to change jobs and became an unemployed young man.
The recruitment market is very complicated. Not only education, appearance, and age are considered, but whether you are married or have children must be taken into consideration.
In order to get the dream offer, during the interview, Tong Hua simply set up a married and deceased wife setting for himself.
"Unfortunately, my husband died young and passed away in a car accident when our relationship was at its best..."
"I will never find a great man like my husband with stable looks, stable abs, and stable income..."
"How many lonely nights, I can't help but think of the happy days in the past..."
At the end of the sentence, she clutched her chest and said with a low expression: "No one can compare to him. I will never fall in love again, nor will I get married again, let alone have children with other men. Now I just want to numb myself with work..."
After successfully entering the company, as the communication with colleagues became closer, Tong Hua's setting of married and deceased wives became more and more specific.
For example, the WeChat avatar still has the shadow of the late husband. When you see flowers, you will be reminded that the late husband was allergic to pollen.
In order to deal with sexual harassment in the workplace, she even gave her deceased husband a career title like an idol drama - she is a widow.
Everything was so seamless - until after the company was acquired, a colleague looked suspiciously at the newly appointed president:
"Height 186, graduated from a prestigious school with outstanding temperament, cold appearance, mole under the eyes, allergic to pollen, never adds sugar to coffee, general manager of a technology company - Tong Hua, why does this look so much like your dead husband!"
2.
Xie Qianyu has been cold-hearted since he was young, and the admiration of women and the urging of his parents to get married will only bore him.
At the age of 28, I simply followed the arrangements of my family, got a certificate with my parents' friend's daughter, became a married person, and isolated myself from all thoughts of the outside world.
But only they knew that this was a contract marriage hidden from both parents.
One year later, they will divorce peacefully as agreed.
The day after the wedding, Xie Qianyu went to work overseas until he was transferred back to China three months ago.
Not long after taking office in the new company, Xie Qianyu heard that he was very similar to the late husband of a subordinate.
Xie Qianyu frowned: "... Ridiculous."
Until I saw that man recalling his late husband to his colleagues, his words were sad and his face was sad.
Colleagues sighed sadly and advised her to move on.
Xie Qianyu stared at her for a long time, raised his chin, called someone to the office, and snorted a playful laugh: "My dead husband, who is very affectionate? Tong Hua, have you never thought that I will come back one day?"
/Good news: The boss is my husband^_^
/Bad News: We are getting divorced OVO!!!
Small Theater
Xie Qianyu (disdainful) at the beginning: Ridiculous, the whole thing is extremely absurd!
Later Xie Qianyu (wagging his tail): Wife, can you sublimate our relationship?
Reading tips:
1. The copywriting was initially formed on February 26, 2024, and will be fine-tuned later. The plot remains unchanged and has been screenshotted.
2. "Can we sublimate our relationship" in the copy was adapted from a line in the movie "The Secret of the Dragon" and was infringed and deleted.
3. This article is an urban sweet article without any logic. Everything is just to conform to the plot development and may be different from reality. Please do not substitute it~
Concept: Absurd and romantic
