The Side Effects of Exorcism

[A scheming metaphysics expert bottom x a cold, play-the-pig-to-eat-the-tiger top]

I'm a metaphysics expert, but even I can't escape the fate of being pressured to get married.

Eight hours after coming down from the mountain, I was hired to remove a curse from his disabled older brother because I'm just that amazing.

At our first meeting, I pulled his front door right off its hinges. Our eyes met, and I won't deny it: my heart skipped a beat!

This man is damn gorgeous!

"My blood is the only thing that can cure this curse, but there's a side effect: you'll... fall helplessly in love with me!"

[Reader's Guide]

1. This is a metaphysics story written purely for my own amusement, planned as a short piece of about twenty thousand characters.

2. The real top never wins with mere words.

--Coming soon: Falling in Love and Fighting with the Mary Sue Hero--

Qi Yue hits someone while driving, and the other person's soul scatters.

To bring him back, Qi Yue binds himself to a quick transmigration System and enters Mary Sue worlds to collect the man's scattered soul fragments and achieve a happy ending.

But seriously, what gives? He's a man!

System: Host, what age are you living in? There are Mary Sue stories about men and men too!

Qi Yue: You win!

--[1] The Handsome Playboy's Sweet Romance--

[He's a frivolous, unrestrained young master from a wealthy family. He treats life as a game and never dates anyone for more than a week. You're the target of his latest game.]

System: It's going to be hard to make a womanizer change his ways~

System: What the heck! Why are you spreading rumors everywhere that he can't perform?

Qi Yue: Just tell me, does he still have the nerve to go after anyone else now?

System: He doesn't... But that look in his eyes says he's about to devour you, okay!!!

--[2] The Chains of Fate: Vampire Contract--

[He's a bewitching, wickedly charming vampire of the highest rank. His past is shrouded in mystery, and he signs a master-servant contract with you for some unknown purpose.]

System: This one... has an extremely high danger rating. One wrong move and you could lose your life!!

Qi Yue: Oh, my dear vampire servant, pour your master a cappuccino~

System: Wait?! Watch out, he's drinking your blood again!

--[3] The Substitute Lover of the Obsessive CEO--

[He's a ruthless, obsessive conglomerate CEO. To avenge his beloved, whose death he blames on you, he forces you to become his substitute lover.]

System: Um... Is this one going to be inappropriate for minors?

System: No! What are you doing?! Where are your hands going?!

Qi Yue: Tsk, he forced me to do it.

--[4] The Substitute Bride: Princess Consort, Please Stay--

[He was once a regent with power over the whole court. An accident leaves him blind, and he shuts himself away, becoming despondent and withdrawn. You're the princess consort appointed by the emperor, sent to bring about his complete downfall.]

Qi Yue: So... why do I have to disguise myself as a woman? He can't even see!

System: Um... for fun?

Qi Yue: You... you jerk! Didn't you say he was so traumatized that he broke down? He still seems pretty passionate about sex to me!!!

System: Maybe... that's the power of Mary Sue love.

Qi Yue: ...

[Reader's Guide]

1. The top in each world is the same person. One-to-one pairing. In the first world, the top has no intimate contact with anyone else either!

2. Don't overthink it. Let yourself go and have fun, that's all that matters!!

Theme: The mountains have peaks, lakes have shores, and everything can turn around