I'm a Pitiful Green Tea Omega

The hilarious novel next door, Liang's Assistant Is Always After My Pillar of Support, is now available. Please add it to your favorites!!!

[Black-bellied sweetheart of a top x sharp-tongued, unhinged bottom]

-------------------Story Blurb-------------------

[Dotingly indulgent, filthy-rich CEO top x dramatic, money-loving, green-tea racing driver bottom]

After a car accident, racing driver Mu Shixin woke up and remembered his past. He couldn't help hugging his pitiful self and feeling sorry for him.

He'd been a poor little green-tea Omega who'd finally married the Alpha he'd loved since childhood, only to discover later that the man wasn't cold and aloof. He'd just been keeping a little Omega on the side in a golden cage.

But how could this scumbag Alpha be Lu Yuan, the president of the Lu Group, known as the untouchable beauty of the capital?

Ugh! What a handsome-looking scumbag! Full of rotten schemes to cheat!

He had too fiery a temper to put up with this kind of mistreatment:

If he didn't want the scumbag, then fine. But he was getting compensation for his wasted youth, and he'd make sure the scumbag and his mistress had no peace.

So Mu Shixin shamelessly moved back into the scumbag's house, sweetly calling him "hubby" while inwardly sneering.

He'd known the scumbag had no feelings for him, but he'd never expected him to go so far as to throw away all his things. The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. The next day, Mu Shixin spent the scumbag's money on enough stuff to fill a whole room, then swaggered in and kicked him out of the master bedroom.

The scumbag wanted to use a business trip as an excuse to see his mistress? Mu Shixin pretended to be understanding, then turned around, wrapped one arm around a handsome guy, and provocatively raised his glass toward him with a teasing smile.

"Go ahead. I can take care of myself!"

Just as his plan to punish the scumbag was going more and more smoothly, that damn heat came around again.

He glanced at the suppressant, then at the scumbag. His face flushed red as he shyly said, "Hubby, fuck me."

The man lowered his eyes slightly and bent down to pin his hands. His stern face drew closer inch by inch. "Begging me? Mu Shixin, you can't take it back this time."

Who knew that right in the middle of the action, countless fragments flashed through Mu Shixin's mind. His eyes widened in disbelief, and he couldn't help blurting out, "What the hell?"

That damn trash novel!

What do you do when your scrambled memories make you find yourself a husband? Asking online. It's urgent.

[Reader's Guide]

1. Both are virgins, happy ending, not an ABO world.

2. Top is 29, bottom is 24. Older top who dotes on his partner.

3. The names are taken from the poem "Reading Books": "Living water flows freely from its source; with the east wind, flowers and willows renew with each season."

4. A brainless story with no logic. Don't overthink it.

----------------Pre-Release: I'm an Excellent CEO----------------

[Flirtatious beauty and master dog trainer top x pure-hearted CEO bottom who falls for his own schemes]

Yan Shihe always held himself to the standards of an excellent CEO. But Liang Xianqing, the "marriage-alliance assistant" his mother foisted on him, looked cool and elegant as jade, while every word he said hit Yan Shihe right where it hurt.

"President Yan, I don't have any leverage in anyone else's hands, but your 'handle' will be in mine one day."

"President Yan, an excellent CEO should be gentle with his assistant. When necessary, you can repay me in other ways."

Yan Shihe gritted his teeth. "That's workplace sexual harassment!"

Liang Xianqing smiled. "But that's what an excellent CEO should know how to do, President Yan."

The whole company was gossiping: Yan Shihe was an old bull eating young grass, forcing an office romance and making Assistant Liang get down on his knees for some "manual shifting."

The spectators all condemned him in unison: "Boo! Scumbag! Some excellent CEO! He's a sanctimonious monster!"

Assistant Lu complained to his boss through tears: "President Yan, can you close the door next time? I've already got eye floaters!"

Yan Shihe roared at the heavens: "He started it! Look carefully and see who bullied whom! And I'm only in my early twenties!!!"

Until one day, Yan Shihe cornered Liang Xianqing against a wall.

"What are you after, exactly? The Yan family's money? Power? Or this handsome face of mine?"

Liang Xianqing looked up and smiled. His answer nearly fried Yan Shihe's CPU: "I'm after your pillar of support!"

Yan Shihe: "!!!"

He knew it! His damn, impossible-to-contain charm as an excellent CEO really was irresistible!

Theme: Without enduring a bitter cold, how could plum blossoms fill the air with their fragrance?