A flirtatious troublemaker is reborn. He has a good cry, decides that his ex-husband was still the person who treated him best, and runs back to him, hoping they can start over.
At a cafe, the troublemaker cries so dramatically that he practically reeks of pretension. He says how terribly he suffered after leaving his ex, all while repeatedly checking out the handsome men and beautiful women outside. Halfway through the meal, he can't resist giving his business card and the flower from his suit to the handsome guy at the next table.
His ex: ...
His ex's expression grows darker and darker as the flirtatious troublemaker keeps sobbing, "Darling, darling, I really can't live without you. They're just scenery along the road, but you're my only home. I've seen the sights, and now I only want to come home. I'll do absolutely anything you say, darling. I'll do whatever position you want, darling."
His ex: ...
*
His ex has been reborn too. In their previous life, he hurried back to the country and rushed to his lover's bedside, caring for him through his final three months. Lying in bed, his lover repented, saying that if he had another life, he'd pursue his ex first and make him suffer through a grand reconciliation.
His ex didn't want the troublemaker to suffer through a grand reconciliation. He only wanted him to live.
Five years after the troublemaker died, he passed away too. He had carefully organized all the troublemaker's paintings and glasswork, then built the most beautiful glass museum in the world for him.
Then one day he woke up and found himself back at twenty-eight, with a call from his lover asking to get back together.
His heart, which had barely come back to life, immediately sprang to life. Until now.
His newly revived heart died all over again. He thought coldly, So this is what the troublemaker calls making me suffer through a grand reconciliation.
*
His ex refuses to get back together with him. He thinks the troublemaker still needs to learn a lesson. He won't let himself embrace a fickle butterfly who hasn't changed a bit.
But he will exercise the privilege of having the troublemaker do anything he says. For example, he can make him move into his home.
From now on, he has to get up at seven every morning, go to bed at ten, and do exercises with his ex on the balcony at seven.
He has to eat three meals on time. His ex will cook them himself, then watch him take nutritional supplements every day.
Regular checkups, no smoking or drinking. Every weekend, he'll drive the troublemaker out of town to hike and breathe fresh air. Once a month, they'll travel somewhere at home or abroad to unwind.
When shopping, he has to live within his means. He can't go bankrupt on his own like he did in their previous life. If there's an expensive item he can't afford... his ex will buy it for him. But the troublemaker has to write a self-criticism.
And also!! He can't get out of it by kissing his ex on the cheek!
For twenty years, so the troublemaker doesn't get stomach cancer again.
Of course, he won't forgive the troublemaker!
Melancholy, promiscuous, flirtatious troublemaker bottom x Steady, honest, domineering, upright fatherly top
Theme: Don't date a troublemaker x You can date a troublemaker