996 Corporate Drone, But Make It Unhinged

Other people transmigrate as the heroine, or at worst as a doomed supporting character.

But Chu Lulu is different. Even after transmigrating, a wage slave is still a wage slave.

As the richest man in City A, He Chao may be at the top of his game, but before long he'll go bankrupt after a failed investment.

And the male lead will take over and restructure the He Group.

Chu Lulu: I'm going to lose my job sooner or later anyway. I might as well go out with a bang.

So when she was told to prepare tea for the shareholders, she casually ordered a batch of prune juice to relieve constipation.

The He Group's toilets were clogged for a whole day, and the whole building reeked of poop.

Her boss asked her to pick up the CEO. She forgot to arrange a car, so she rode over on a motorized tricycle.

Then she rode the tricycle, with the CEO and his luggage in tow, straight into a river.

The company was laying people off, and she was told to handle the paperwork.

After a few clicks, all 5,000-plus employees received the same system email at once.

[The CEO has resigned.]

Chu Lulu's father had once helped He Chao's grandfather. To repay the favor, Grandpa gave He Chao two choices.

He could either marry Chu Lulu or find her a job.

He Chao chose the second option without hesitation.

Then she was put in charge of organizing the company retreat, and took the employees to an internet cafe for an all-night gaming session.

When asked to prepare fruit for a meeting, she bought two crates of mulberries, leaving everyone in attendance with black teeth.

When entertaining clients, she insisted she was too socially anxious to pick up her chopsticks, then made him serve her food.

After weighing things over and considering the pros and cons, He Chao finally realized: Damn, he should've picked option one.

This premise was written on 20240313 and has been archived.

Theme: Creating a harmonious workplace is everyone's responsibility.