Emperors and Their Ministers Frantically Debunk Rumors in My Livestream [Historical Countdown]

[The Retired Captain Goes Wild After Joining a Variety Show for Kids] is complete! Click to watch an irritable esports veteran whip a whole army of brats into shape. It even has a marriage-first, love-later romance, so don't miss it! [The Demon Lord Is Reborn as an Incubus] is ongoing. A tyrant tries his best to hide his incubus tail, only to be thoroughly devoured by his angelic nemesis. A double identity-reveal story. My other upcoming danmei novels are [The Little Android Joins a Variety Show for Kids and Becomes Everyone's Favorite] and [Mayfly], a rock band story. Please add them to your reading lists, ovo. Synopsis: On a certain streaming platform, a faceless streamer suddenly shot to fame. His beautiful hands left a deep impression on viewers. Unlike other history streamers, Qi Heng had one rule: he'd only talk about the wild stuff, never the real stuff. What nobody knew was that this livestream had a System connecting the present and the past. Every word and action was being watched by emperors and ministers throughout the dynasties. At first, they thought it was a miracle from the heavens... King You of Zhou sent a huge tip: I never lit the beacon fires to amuse the feudal lords! I know I was a bad ruler, but don't make up stories about me being the worst of the worst! Qin Shi Huang frantically sent coins: What do you mean, the dynasty fell in the second generation? That's a lie! And Lu Buwei was my father? Don't be ridiculous! Li Si sent a skyscraper with one click: Your understanding of the burning of books and burying of scholars may be a little off. Liu Bang tried to buy his way into the streamer's good graces: Hold on, why are you calling me a scoundrel and a rogue? Emperor Wu of Han pounded the table in fury: Who wrote The Story of Emperor Wu of Han? Why does everyone call me Little Pig Liu? Li Shimin beat his chest in anguish: Who is Sima Guang?! Why is he making up stories about me kneeling down to suck my father's milk?! After the emperors and ministers had sent gift after gift, they finally realized that Qi Heng was actually a history-debunking streamer. He talked about unofficial history only to restore the truth and help more people understand the real stories behind it. Emperors and ministers: You should've said so sooner! Can we get our money back? QAQ Later, Qi Heng finally showed his face on stream. Someone else had appeared by his side, a refined-looking man who never let go of the beautiful hand of the black-haired young man. He introduced the newcomer to his viewers: "This is my top tipper, a history nerd." 1. Parallel worlds. The different dynasties do not affect one another. Lighthearted, no historical accuracy checks. OOC warning (highlighted, I'm hiding under a helmet!) 1. Parallel worlds. The different dynasties do not affect one another. Lighthearted, no historical accuracy checks. OOC warning (highlighted, I'm hiding under a helmet!) 1. Parallel worlds. The different dynasties do not affect one another. Lighthearted, no historical accuracy checks. OOC warning (highlighted, I'm hiding under a helmet!) 2. Be kind and enjoy the story. Please don't bring up other novels in my comments, and please don't let others bring up mine in theirs, qvq. 3. There are modern-day chapters. Pure romance CP. The top tipper is the gong, and he mainly appears in the extras. 4. Short novel, 200,000 characters. Planned dynasties: Qin, Han, and Tang. 5. I like revising my work and sometimes go back over it repeatedly. If I make a lot of changes, I'll update the title. Synopsis for [The Retired Captain Goes Wild After Joining a Variety Show for Kids [Esports]]: Leng Zhi was the most promising new star in esports, a support player and shot-caller with astonishing skills. But the night before he was about to lift the championship trophy, a finger injury cost him the title. He retired in bitter defeat amid a chorus of boos. The day after retiring, he woke up in a new life as the wealthy stepfather of a child, married through a contract, and about to take his stepson on a variety show for kids. Leng Zhi: ? He leaped out of bed, ready to dump the kid he'd gotten saddled with, divorce his husband, and return to the championship dream he loved most. Leng Zhi opened the contract marriage document, ready to use it as a template for a divorce agreement. Then he scrolled down and saw the penalty for breaking the contract: thirty million? Fine. It's just childcare, right? I'll do it! If the great Leng could wrangle four idiots on a major esports team back then, surely he could handle a few little brats now. No one approved of the political marriage between the Leng and Jiang families. Everyone said the Leng family was marrying up, and on top of that, the Jiang family came with a little tagalong. On this variety show, Leng Zhi and his stepson were the obvious odd ones out. The production team wanted to play up their strained relationship to make another family look like a match made in heaven. But then... As they passed an ice cream shop, the kids clamored for ice cream, some even throwing themselves on the ground. The other parents tried everything from being strict to gently coaxing them. Leng Zhi calmly took out his phone, snapped a photo, then sat on a bench and quietly watched the kids put on a show. A minute later, the little ones all got up obediently. A group of brats cried and begged to play games on their phones. The other celebrity parents tried to soothe them, promising other treats and activities. Leng Zhi glanced at their phones. As the kids were about to lose, he grabbed one and took over, crushing the competition. Then he twisted the knife: "You play that badly. Don't your teammates flame you?" The kids froze, silently put down their phones, and looked at each other. Then they all grabbed Leng Zhi's leg: "Uncle Leng! Teach us how to play!" Former esports prodigy Leng Zhi: "...?" After the show aired, the stepfather-and-stepson duo shot to fame, and viewers couldn't get enough. "Brother Leng's skills are insane. The kids were stunned!" "That's exactly how you deal with brats!" "Hahaha, they're torturing each other in both directions. Our man Leng was forced to become the king of the kids!" The media began following Leng Zhi's private life and discovered that he never spent his evenings with the eldest young master of the Jiang family. Every night, he slipped alone into a rented apartment, only to emerge the next day with dark circles under his eyes. Rumors that the wealthy couple's marriage was dead in all but name immediately spread everywhere. But the very next day, the media caught Leng Zhi leaving the rented apartment in the morning, only to be stopped by a black stretch Rolls-Royce. He was pulled into the driver's seat by the waist, and their figures became entwined. Jiang Yijing pressed his nose against the chest of the person in his arms. His voice was low and tender: "I had a gaming room set up for you at home. Come home, sweetheart." "And as for our relationship... shouldn't we put a little effort into that, too?" Theme: Use history as a mirror for self-reflection.