[Blurb reclaimed] [Wrapping up, updates are irregular]
[Completed column novel: The Retired Captain Goes Wild After Joining a Parenting Variety Show]
Cecil, the one and only king of the Dark Continent. Wherever he goes, all demons prostrate themselves.
After his 1,001st great battle with his nemesis, the angel Uriel, he transmigrated into the body of an incubi underling at the Bureau of Supernatural Affairs.
A new pinned message popped up in the work group on his phone:
[There have recently been suspected monsters among our bureau's staff. All current employees, please stay alert and report anything unusual immediately! @Everyone]
Cecil stared silently at his flushed face and weak legs in the mirror, then pressed a hand against the heart-shaped tail behind him, which was twitching uncontrollably.
"... ?"
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As rifts in space-time tore open, the human world began to transform. Elite supernatural operatives signed up in droves to enter the rifts and fight evil.
A new investigator joined the Bureau of Supernatural Affairs: Cecil.
He was fair-skinned and slender, and his ability ranked dead last in practical usefulness across the bureau. Every squad avoided him like the plague, afraid a monster would squash him with a single finger.
The head of the division failed to talk him out of it, so he tearfully took the beautiful liability into a dungeon himself.
Before they left, the division head repeatedly warned him, "If anything happens, stay behind me. Don't try to be a hero, okay?"
As expected, the rift was full of dangers and monsters. The supernatural operatives were nearly wiped out.
The division head thought in despair, I knew I shouldn't have brought him here to get killed.
He resolved to sacrifice himself to the enemy, turned around, and drew his sword
A massive tentacle brimming with destructive power suddenly trembled all over. It stopped just short of the beautiful liability's forehead, then lowered its twisted body and kissed the young man's shoe.
The ancient, mysterious monster murmured, "Master..."
The division head looked around in bewilderment, sword in hand. "... ?"
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An incubus's body has no magic power. It must absorb men's bodily fluids to produce it. To find his way home, Cecil desperately needed to regain his former peak.
At a glance, he picked the colleague with broad shoulders, a slim waist, and a cool, aloof air.
Perfect. A top-tier face meant more magic when he got close, and a cold personality made things less likely to get out of hand. As for sharing the same name as the archangel's nemesis, that didn't matter. Plenty of people had that name.
Later, during a mission, Cecil accidentally saw the holy light shining in Uriel's hand and the pair of pure angel wings spread from his back.
Cecil: "???"
Thinking back on all those nights of licking and kissing, he decided he had better run while he still could.
On the third day of his escape, his aloof colleague caught him and brought him back.
Uriel's thumb gently traced the crimson patterns on the Demon King's waist. His voice was amused:
"Cecil, you know that, compared to saliva, incubi have a more efficient way of obtaining magic power."
Reading guide:
1. Nemeses (a couple) fight their way into saving the world together. Chuunibyou thrills and unapologetic wish fulfillment, born from an explosion of personal kinks.
2. I often revise the writing and fix bugs during the day. Updates usually come around midnight.
3. A mid-length novel of 500,000 to 600,000 characters. Daily updates, with Wednesdays off. If I miss an update, I'll post a notice.
4. Happy ending. Trust me.
Coming soon: fantasy BL novel The Evil God's Child's Father Has Returned. Please add it to your reading list:
Si Xingbei is an ordinary office worker. He has a pretty face, but he's a sincere, straightforward guy.
One day, the honest man woke up and realized he was pregnant. Huh?
He rubbed his round belly. Kindhearted but not the sharpest, Si Xingbei decided to have the baby.
But why did this baby seem a little... off?
At one, he snapped his fingers and nearly set the backyard on fire.
At two, he punched a neighbor who had bullied his dad and sent him flying.
At three, he accidentally broke a world record at the kindergarten sports day.
Looking at his adorable little boy, Si Xingbei figured it probably wouldn't be a big problem as long as he didn't raise him too far astray.
So when his son asked who his mother was, Si Xingbei answered with conviction, "Your mom is a wonderful person! You're a good little boy, just like her."
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Si Xingbei planned to wait until his son turned eighteen before telling him that he had no mother and had been born to a single father.
That plan fell apart on his son's fourth birthday.
Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Dark clouds hung low, the earth trembled, and bewildering, eerie tentacles writhed into the house and curled around the young man's shaking ankle.
"I've found you... Xingbei..."
The next moment, a bolt of lightning struck. The tentacle withdrew, and a childish voice rang out behind the young man:
"Monster, let go of my dad!"
The "monster" stared at the child who looked exactly like him, then at the stunning beauty with red ears and a bewildered expression.
The beauty trembled. "Do we know each other?"
The Evil God had fought with all his might to find his beloved, only to discover that his beloved didn't remember him. "...?"
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The paranormal was returning, and no place in the world was at peace. Humanity faced an unprecedented catastrophe.
People formed elite teams and recruited gifted specialists to fight evil.
The youngest member of the team was only four, but no one dared underestimate him. He was hailed as humanity's strongest, and his family was placed under secret protection.
At last, the eldritch gods descended. Humanity wagered everything in a desperate battle against the Evil God
The terrifying aura that had blotted out the sky suddenly vanished. The unspeakable monster gradually transformed into a broad-shouldered, slim-waisted man, then turned and slew the other horrors with a single slash.
With lowered eyes, he gazed gently at the little boy hailed as humanity's strongest.
"Someone like me... does that count as a good person, like Xingbei said?"
TIPS:
* Humans who conceive an Evil God's child forget what the Evil God looks like. The shou doesn't remember the gong.
* A silly, beautiful dad x a lovesick Evil God dad, and their wicked little cat of a kid.
* A story about a family of three, with lots of chapters from the kid's perspective.
* A sweet, beloved-by-all romantic comedy. Guaranteed sugar-sweet.
Theme: Let your confidence shine!
I am Demon King Sissel. As long as you are willing to do me one last favor, when I return to the Demon City, I will make you the strongest evil dog under my throne and feed you the bones of the archangel! Open Shibaran's column and choose one of the two next books:
[Blue Heart] "Please Don't Pretend to Be Human" A hot-tempered beauty who yearns for a peaceful life is attacked by a perverted and dank male ghost. She tries to raise an evil silver layer but ends up being caught.
[Purple Heart] "The Evil God's Cub's Father Is Back After Amnesia" The funny daily life of the Evil God's family. Even the Evil God must work hard to be a good baby and a good husband.
I'm a bit stuck. I'll think about it. I may not post orz tonight.
11111 The sealed part must have a reasonable reason to appear [Glasses]
Duma is looking for death.
When will it be updated?
Teacher, are you still updating [dog head]
Grandma
The article you were following has finally been updated
Will there be updates tomorrow? I almost forgot what I said before.
I go, and sometimes I feel that my memory is so good. It has been so long, but I can still remember everything when I look at it.
I am Demon King Sissel. As long as you are willing to do me one last favor, when I return to the Demon City, I will make you the strongest evil dog under my throne and feed you the bones of the archangel! Open Shibaran's column and choose one of the two next books: [Blue Heart] "Please Don't Pretend to Be Human" A hot-tempered beauty who yearns for a peaceful life is attacked by a perverted and dank male ghost. She tries to raise an evil silver layer but ends up being caught. [Purple Heart] "The Evil God's Cub's Father Is Back After Amnesia" The funny daily life of the Evil God's family. Even the Evil God must work hard to be a good baby and a good husband.
I'm a bit stuck. I'll think about it. I may not post orz tonight.
11111 The sealed part must have a reasonable reason to appear [Glasses]
Duma is looking for death.
When will it be updated?
Teacher, are you still updating [dog head]
Grandma The article you were following has finally been updated
Will there be updates tomorrow? I almost forgot what I said before.
I go, and sometimes I feel that my memory is so good. It has been so long, but I can still remember everything when I look at it.
I almost forgot what I said