Retired Captain Goes Wild After Joining a Parenting Variety Show [Esports]

[New novel The Demon King Reborn as an Incubus is currently updating] Leng Zhi was esports' most popular rising star, a support player and shot-caller whose skills were nothing short of miraculous. But the night before he was about to lift the championship trophy, an injury to his fingers cost him the title, and he retired in bitter disappointment amid a chorus of boos. The day after retiring, he woke up reborn as the wealthy stepfather in a marriage of convenience, about to take his stepson on a variety show for kids. Leng Zhi: ? He sprang up, ready to dump his stepson, divorce his husband, and return to the championship path he loved most. Leng Zhi opened the document for his marriage of convenience, intending to use it as a template to draft a divorce agreement. He scrolled down and saw the penalty for breaking the contract: thirty million? Fine. How hard can raising kids be? I'll do it! Back when you were Leng the God, you managed to keep four idiot kids on a whole pro team in line. Surely you can handle a few little ones now? No one approved of the political marriage between the Leng and Jiang families. Everyone said the Leng family was marrying above its station, especially since the Jiang family came with a little tagalong. On this variety show, Leng Zhi and his stepson were supposed to be the perfect contrast. The production team wanted to use their strained relationship to make another pair look like a match made in heaven. But then... The kids passed an ice cream shop and begged for ice cream. Some even flopped onto the ground, while the other parents tried either sternness or gentle persuasion. Leng Zhi calmly took out his phone, snapped a photo, then sat on a bench and quietly watched the kids perform. A minute later, the little ones all got up obediently. A group of little brats cried and fussed to play a game on their phones. The other celebrity parents tried to soothe them, promising other treats and fun activities. Leng Zhi glanced at their phones. As the kids were about to lose the game, he snatched one up and took over, crushing the competition. He even twisted the knife: "You play this badly, don't your teammates flame you?" The kids froze, then silently set their phones down and exchanged glances. Then they all grabbed Leng Zhi's leg at once. "Uncle Leng! Teach us how to play!" The former esports prodigy Leng Zhi: "...?" After the show aired, the stepfather-and-stepson duo became an overnight hit, and viewers said it was a blast. "Brother Leng's plays are godlike. The kids were stunned!" "This is how you deal with brats!" "Hahaha, they're tormenting each other. Leng is a legend, forced to become the king of the kids!" The media started keeping tabs on Leng Zhi's private life. They discovered that he never spent evenings with the young master of the Jiang family. Every night, he went alone to a rented apartment and didn't come out until the next morning, with dark circles under his eyes. Gossip about the wealthy couple's marriage being all but dead immediately spread everywhere. But the next day, the media caught Leng Zhi just after he left the rented apartment in the morning. A black Maybach pulled up and stopped him, then he was hauled into the driver's seat by the waist. Their bodies overlapped in the car. Jiang Yijing pressed his nose against the chest of the person in his arms, his voice low and tender. "I bought you an entire team training base. Come home, sweetheart." "And our relationship... it's time we took better care of it, don't you think?" [Entering VIP on 4/13] Tips: 1. The kid isn't the male lead's biological child. 2. This is my take on MOBAs. Support players are every bit as important as junglers. Please don't discriminate against support players, qaq. 3. Also known as The National Server's Healing Support Player Goes on a Parenting Show, But Doesn't Play Support and The Brat-Taming Handbook. Also check out my upcoming novel, The Amnesiac Evil God Cub's Dad Is Back: Si Xingbei is an ordinary office worker. He has a pretty face, but he's a straightforward kind of guy. One day, he woke up to discover he was pregnant: ? He rubbed his round belly. Kindhearted and empty-headed, Si Xingbei decided to have the baby. But why did this baby seem a little off? At one year old, he snapped his fingers and nearly set the backyard on fire. At two, he punched the neighbor who bullied his dad so hard that they went flying. At three, he accidentally broke the human world record at the kindergarten sports meet. Looking at the exquisitely adorable kid, Si Xingbei figured it shouldn't be a big deal as long as he didn't raise him too badly. So when his son asked who his mother was, Si Xingbei declared with absolute confidence, "Your mom is a wonderful person! You're a good little boy just like her." - Si Xingbei planned to wait until his kid turned eighteen before telling him that he had no mother, and that his dad had given birth to him all by himself. That plan fell apart on the kid's fourth birthday. Lightning flashed, thunder roared, the clouds hung low, and the earth shook. Hallucinatory, uncanny tentacles writhed into the room and wrapped around the young man's trembling ankle. "I found you... Xingbei..." The next moment, thunder crashed, and the tentacles withdrew. From behind the young man came a childish cry: "Monster, let go of my dad!" The "monster" stared at the little one who looked exactly like him, then at the stunning beauty with flushed ears and a bewildered expression. The stunning beauty trembled. "Do we know each other?" The evil god had fought with everything he had to find his beloved, only to discover his beloved didn't remember him: "...?" - The supernatural was returning, and the world was in turmoil everywhere. Humanity faced an unprecedented catastrophe. Humans formed elite teams and recruited people with extraordinary abilities to fight the forces of evil. The youngest team member was only four, but no one dared underestimate him. This kid was hailed as humanity's strongest, and his family was kept under secret protection. At last, an uncanny deity descended. Humanity wagered everything in a final battle against the evil god The terrifying presence that blotted out the sky suddenly vanished. The indescribably horrifying monster gradually transformed into a broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted human, then turned and cut down the other supernatural creatures with a single stroke. With his eyes lowered, he gazed tenderly at the strongest kid in humanity: "Does someone like me... count as a... good person, according to what Xingbei said?" TIPS: * Humans who conceive the evil god's child forget what the evil god looks like. The one in the relationship doesn't remember the other. * A ditzy beauty dad x an evil god dad who lives for romance, and their wicked little kitty. * A story about a family of three, with lots of scenes from the kid's perspective. * A sweet, beloved-by-all romantic comedy, guaranteed to be sweet. Theme: Hard work pays off