
Got Hooked by the Blind Date's Son
被相亲对象的儿子钓了
by Curly Hair (卷了个毛)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 157k Words
- Chapters
- 49
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Already opened: 🥺"Live Confession Room, Eat Melons and Raise Pets" Preview: "The little beauty who is coveted in the live variety show just wants to sleep" [🎧Text copy ༘ ⁺ 💿𓏸˒˒💎𓈒𓂂𓏸 ]⤾ The handsome man Yan Zhixuan picked up in a bar one night turned out to be the blind date he had rejected? The rumored blind date is extremely aloof and ruthless in the business circle, and cannot get along with others normally. No, after meeting—— "I'm so envious that your friend can see you every day. Unlike me, I have to walk twenty streets and endure every second without you before I can see you." "His attitude towards you is so cool. I'm so envious. Unlike me, my heart goes crazy when I see Zhixun and I can't be cool at all." "It's all my fault. If I had known that the new kid whom Gardenia met didn't have the hands to peel shrimps, and accused Gardenia of being picky and not being considerate about peeling shrimps for him, I would have peeled two portions and given an extra portion to the kid without hands." Yan Zhixuan began to rely on the handsome, reliable and mature boss: "... QAQ seems to be a good person?" Even Yan Zhixuan voted for the most handsome and gentle boss in the wealthy circle. The friend recalled the past when he approached Yan Zhixuan and was beaten wildly by the boss in private, and he wanted to cry without tears: "Brother, are you okay QAQ?" Yan Zhixuan: "It's okay, he's super gentle! Right~Boss~" Boss: (A gentle smile without any flaw. JPG) When the friendly friends saw the smiling boss suddenly appearing at the door, they all knelt down: "QAQ! Brother, are you okay..." * Later I visited the Sang family—— Yan Zhixuan became nervous when she remembered that Mr. Sang had a son. Without thinking, she and the boss shouted to the person who opened the door in unison - Boss: "Dad!" Yan Zhixuan: "Good son~" "...?" Yan Zhixuan looked up at the mature man who was obviously at least one round older than the "big brother", and then realized that the one who opened the door and was called daddy by the people around him was the genuine blind date! ! And this person who has been dating him under the guise of being a blind date! He was the son of his blind date who was younger than him and kept forcing him to call him "brother"! ! ! Yan Zhixuan recalled that in the past, her good buddies frequently accused Sang Xian of being ruthless and a bastard! Bullying his brother everywhere, and posing as a blind date, he repeatedly performed "evil deeds" on him, forcing him to cry and call him brother. He punched him on the spot! ! #Hateful! Waiting online! What should I do if I get hooked by my blind date's bastard son? # Reading Guide ① The beauty of the fishing system is attacked and the emotional response is slow and painful ②1V1, the full text is very sweet, the age difference is only one year, there is no emotional drama about father in the whole text, so feel free to enter the trap. ==================================== New article has been published: "Live Confession Room, Eat Melons and Raise Pets" Copywriting: On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was hidden in the snow. With no reputation, no savings, and a small Internet cafe owner, Yu Yin looked really pitiful. With just one temptation, Yu Yin took back the great business he had just founded—— A marginal male anchor. So, the next day—— Netizens accidentally came across Yu Yin who was forced to take out the Nun COS and change the live broadcast room into a [Nun's Confession Room]. Netizens thought that when they opened Yu Yin's live broadcast room, it would be just a one-stop show of chatting and dancing. But they didn't expect that they would see it as soon as they opened the live broadcast room? "I regret that I recently bought a warehouse of canned food. It seems to have put too much pressure on the dog, and he has become depressed." "I confess, my dog is usually very active and very fond of gold, but after I customized a necklace for him, he refused to move. Is it because gold is overpowering him??" "I confess, my dog particularly likes to eat a snack brand. I don't trust others to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy that brand, but my dog doesn't seem to like it? Is the formula he gave me wrong?" Luxurious cars, mansions, top wealthy families, top celebrities, and rivals all showed their faces and landed in the live broadcast room... Faced with tricky questions, netizens joked - [It's really not a script this time. I'm pretty sure that these airborne people are all prominent figures in our city, especially my brother. My brother's dog problem has been going on for a long time and no one has solved it. Not this time. Will he ruin the anchor's reputation as soon as he plays? [Honey, let's just keep it quiet. We don't want to do this kind of work. Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up on these tricky people coming to his door. Unexpectedly, everyone just heard Yu Yin's cold reply—— "Don't feed canned herrings to dogs." "If you wear an eight kilogram gold necklace on your head, you will also be depressed." "Snacks cannot be used as meals. No matter how much you love to eat, you can't buy a factory and eat them every day..." Netizens thought that Yu Yin did not make it up deliberately. But unexpectedly, the camera turned in the next second, and more than one effect was achieved, making netizens drop their chopsticks in shock—— [No, how could someone really buy a warehouse of canned herrings to feed their dogs? [No, even an adult can't hold up this eight kilogram gold necklace, right? [Ah ah ah, who gives the dog snacks as its main meal every day? Everyone was still watching helplessly as the resentful pets, who had been half-dead in front of the screen just a moment ago, expressed their desire to cry at Yu Yin's misfortune and cuteness, and the grievances they suffered. There are even worse ones, knocking down his master, packing his luggage and running away from home to follow the anchor! Later, more pets wanted to follow Yu Yin, and more people watched Yu Yin's live broadcast room. Yu Yin became so popular that even the big guys and netizens from other circles came to the live broadcast room to consult and take notes and study. * And later. The stupid guy with the most money also got into a fight. Leziren Gonghuo asked Yu Yin who he liked more. Yu Yin replied calmly: First on the list. Everyone thought that Yu Yin's money-worshiping personality would make his elder brothers leave angrily. But I don't want to think about the next second—— The top guy on the list got into a fight at the carnival. Backstage. Got maxed out. * And later. Bang Yi posted a photo of a red notebook on his homepage. List 1: 😎Sorry, the one on top is me. On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was hidden in the snow. With no reputation, no savings, and a small Internet cafe owner, Yu Yin looked really pitiful. With just one temptation, Yu Yin took back the great business he had just founded—— A marginal male anchor. So, the next day—— Netizens accidentally came across Yu Yin who was forced to take out the Nun COS and change the live broadcast room into a [Nun's Confession Room]. Netizens thought that when they opened Yu Yin's live broadcast room, it would be just a one-stop show of chatting and dancing. But they didn't expect that they would see it as soon as they opened the live broadcast room? "I regret that I recently bought a warehouse of canned food. It seems to have put too much pressure on the dog, and he has become depressed." "I confess, my dog is usually very active and very fond of gold, but after I customized a necklace for him, he refused to move. Is it because gold is overpowering him??" "I confess, my dog particularly likes to eat a snack brand. I don't trust others to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy that brand, but my dog doesn't seem to like it? Is the formula he gave me wrong?" Luxurious cars, mansions, top wealthy families, top celebrities, and rivals all showed their faces and landed in the live broadcast room... Faced with tricky questions, netizens joked - [It's really not a script this time. I'm pretty sure that these airborne people are all prominent figures in our city, especially my brother. My brother's dog problem has been going on for a long time and no one has solved it. Not this time. Will he ruin the anchor's reputation as soon as he plays? [Honey, let's just keep it quiet. We don't want to do this kind of work. Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up on these tricky people coming to his door. Unexpectedly, everyone just heard Yu Yin's cold reply—— "Don't feed canned herrings to dogs." "If you wear an eight kilogram gold necklace on your head, you will also be depressed." "Snacks cannot be used as meals. No matter how much you love to eat, you can't buy a factory and eat them every day..." Netizens thought that Yu Yin did not make it up deliberately. But unexpectedly, the camera turned in the next second, and more than one effect was achieved, making netizens drop their chopsticks in shock—— [No, how could someone really buy a warehouse of canned herrings to feed their dogs? [No, even an adult can't hold up this eight kilogram gold necklace, right? [Ah ah ah, who gives the dog snacks as its main meal every day? Everyone was still watching helplessly as the resentful pets, who had been half-dead in front of the screen just a moment ago, expressed their desire to cry at Yu Yin's misfortune and cuteness, and the grievances they suffered. There are even worse ones, knocking down his master, packing his luggage and running away from home to follow the anchor! Later, more pets wanted to follow Yu Yin, and more people watched Yu Yin's live broadcast room. Yu Yin became so popular that even the big guys and netizens from other circles came to the live broadcast room to consult and take notes and study. * And later. The stupid guy with the most money also got into a fight. Leziren Gonghuo asked Yu Yin who he liked more. Yu Yin replied calmly: First on the list. Everyone thought that Yu Yin's money-worshiping personality would make his elder brothers leave angrily. But I don't want to think about the next second—— The top guy on the list got into a fight at the carnival. Backstage. Got maxed out. * And later. Bang Yi posted a photo of a red notebook on his homepage. List 1: 😎Sorry, the one on top is me. Reading Guide ①Ai Cai Diao anchor was attacked by CEO X who was determined to become a leader. ==================================== Preview: "The little beauty who is coveted in the live variety show just wants to sleep" Copywriting: The much-anticipated "Ace Internet Celebrity" was launched, and Yu Yi, who only had one fan, actually received an invitation letter. As an Internet celebrity who was so poor that he only had 21 yuan in his pocket, Yu Yi was the only one who tried to negotiate terms with the officials—— Yu Yi: Does it include food? The staff member who thought Yu Yi would be a lion opened his mouth: ... Bao. * When Yu Yi arrived at the scene, millions of internet celebrities were ridiculing him one after another. Yu Yi, who had been malnourished for a long time and lacked energy, soon fell asleep leaning on the shoulder of the man who made the loudest noise amidst the incomprehensible chatter. The barrage went cold for a moment and continued to mock: [Is this little internet celebrity going to be finished? He actually provoked the one with the worst temper, and he would definitely be beaten. Barrage: [Who cares, I'm sure I won't find a partner tonight and will be eliminated. Wait and watch the barrage. Unexpectedly, the man who had been sarcastic just now smelled the light fragrance on Yu Yi's body, and quietly turned red at the tip of his ears. He remained motionless and never moved again. Yu Yi somehow managed to hypnotize the audience and his partners just after taking a nap, and won the first live broadcast with 0% audience loss rate, firmly ranking first. Even when I was still drowsy, I pressed the wrong button for no reason and bought the highest price on the display rack - the privilege of being a top-notch partner. Yu Yi's new partner is also very fierce. Yu Yi drowsily rubbed his increasingly sleepy eyes and stretched out his hand, originally intending to shake hands in a friendly manner. How can I expect that the TOP arrogant girl turned her head and revealed her already red ears: Do you want to reward me? Don't think about it, I'm not your dog, I won't kneel on the ground and beg you to slap me. Yu Yi tilted his head in confusion and looked at his delicate and moist nails:? Fan, fan what...? * "Don't come near me." "I was just forced to stay with you." "I'm not interested in you." … The men spoke one sentence after another. Yu Yi looked at the resisting faces of the men, and there was only one sentence left in his sleepy mind—— When in doubt, go to bed. Who would have thought that later—— Yu Yi woke up in a daze and was kissed by saliva for no reason. Yu Yi stretched out his wet fingertips and just wiped them gently when he was hugged tightly by someone who was obviously late and who had once sworn to never be a dog. Someone looked at Yu Yi's messy hair and the red marks left on his skin, put his chin on Yu Yi's shoulder as if aggrieved, and his eyes turned red—— "Why was the baby coaxed away by him again?" "It was my turn last night." Reading Guide ①The good boy who just wants to sleep is C when attacked by VS. ==================================== Pre-collection: "Let me coax the little deaf wife!" [Campus] Copywriting: Xia Zhixing, who is hearing-impaired, has a cute and fair face, and the slightly trembling eyelashes are always endearing. When Dudu was only seven years old and lived in the Lu family, she lived under the same roof with the most ill-tempered young master of the Lu family, which made everyone very uneasy. According to rumors, this young master of the Lu family has a very bad temper. Never say what you have said a second time, and you especially hate people who don't understand what they are saying or people who don't understand and look confused. It has almost become a creed that everyone in the Lu family must strictly guard against violating. Father Lu also had a headache. He hurried back from a business trip, fearing that his son would be late and beat up his friend's son. Unexpectedly, when he hurriedly stopped his son, he saw his son bringing a plate of mango pudding, and he said to Xia Zhixing in sign language, "Do you like this?" Father Lu: "...?" Why was it that after just one day of business trip, his little ancestor who ignored no one suddenly transformed and learned sign language? * Hearing-impaired Xia Zhixing is a poor little boy who has been neglected since he was a child. He has always been alone since he was a child. But the young master of the Lu family, Lu Jingchuan, troubled him very much. It was rumored that the young master of the Lu family had a bad temper and was very distant, making it difficult to get close to him. Xia Zhixing didn't mind, but was relieved because he didn't have to get along with him. Unexpectedly, there are too many sun umbrellas when I go out. The little duck took too many baths. There is one more person making bubbles. … Xia Zhixing and Lu Jingchuan went to school together, went to school together, and lived together. Everyone teased that Xia Zhixing was staying at the Lu family and must be working as a follower for Lu Jingchuan. Until one day, they turned around and saw someone holding Xia Zhixing, stroking the end of Xia Zhixing's soft hair and refusing to let go, and earnestly coaxing and gesturing in sign language - Lu, Jia, Xiao, Young, Master? Lu Jingchuan: (Sign Language Do you like eating this?. JPG) Xia Zhixing: (muffled sound. JPG) Lu Jingchuan: (Sign Language: Do you like eating this?. JPG) Xia Zhixing: (turns head. JPG) Lu Jingchuan: (Run to the other side) (Sign language, don't be angry. JPG) Lu Jingchuan: (Signing softness) (Sign language: It's all my fault, I shouldn't be in a hurry to kiss you secretly. JPG) … Later, everyone knew that Lu Jingchuan was Xia Zhixing's spontaneous support and the closest ear in Xia Zhixing's silent world. Reading Guide ①A habitually single, obedient, cold little deaf man is attacked by a loyal dog who is clingy and doting on his wife every day. Mission: Honesty and trustworthiness are the right ways.
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