The much-anticipated "Ace Internet Celebrity" was launched, and Yu Yi, who only had one fan, actually received an invitation letter.
As an Internet celebrity who was so poor that he only had 21 yuan in his pocket, Yu Yi was the only one who tried to negotiate terms with the officials——
Yu Yi: Does it include food?
The staff member who thought Yu Yi would be a lion opened his mouth: ... Bao.
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When Yu Yi arrived at the scene, millions of internet celebrities were ridiculing him one after another.
Yu Yi, who had been malnourished for a long time and lacked energy, soon fell asleep leaning on the shoulder of the man who made the loudest noise amidst the incomprehensible chatter.
The barrage went cold for a moment and continued to mock: [Is this little internet celebrity going to be finished? He actually provoked the one with the worst temper, and he would definitely be beaten.
Barrage: [Who cares, I'm sure I won't find a partner tonight and will be eliminated.
Wait and watch the barrage.
Unexpectedly, the man who had been sarcastic just now smelled the light fragrance on Yu Yi's body, and quietly turned red at the tip of his ears. He remained motionless and never moved again.
Yu Yi somehow managed to hypnotize the audience and his partners just after taking a nap, and won the first live broadcast with 0% audience loss rate, firmly ranking first.
Even when I was still drowsy, I pressed the wrong button for no reason and bought the highest price on the display rack - the privilege of being a top-notch partner.
Yu Yi's new partner is also very fierce.
Yu Yi drowsily rubbed his increasingly sleepy eyes and stretched out his hand, originally intending to shake hands in a friendly manner.
How can I expect that the TOP arrogant girl turned her head and revealed her already red ears: Do you want to reward me? Don't think about it, I'm not your dog, I won't kneel on the ground and beg you to slap me.
Yu Yi tilted his head in confusion and looked at his delicate and moist nails:? Fan, fan what...?
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"Don't come near me."
"I was just forced to stay with you."
"I'm not interested in you."
…
The men spoke one sentence after another.
Yu Yi looked at the resisting faces of the men, and there was only one sentence left in his sleepy mind——
When in doubt, go to bed.
Who would have thought that later——
Yu Yi woke up in a daze and was kissed by saliva for no reason.
Yu Yi stretched out his wet fingertips and just wiped them gently when he was hugged tightly by someone who was obviously late and who had once sworn to never be a dog.
Someone looked at Yu Yi's messy hair and the red marks left on his skin, put his chin on Yu Yi's shoulder as if aggrieved, and his eyes turned red——
"Why was the baby coaxed away by him again?"
"It was my turn last night."
Reading Guide
①The good boy who just wants to sleep is C when attacked by VS.
②Variety shows may make a small amount of reference to variety show materials, or they may not.
③ In the previous article, I wrote about a baby who worked overtime during live broadcast and delayed his sleep. He was woken up several times by the OC's dream. He changed the sleeping memes that he had saved for a long time overnight and gave birth to a baby who did not work overtime and only slept.
Intention: Be true to yourself, and grand scenes and appreciation will come one by one.