I Agreed to Dislike the Public Nanny!

◇The "Live Confession Room, Eat Melons and Raise Pets Circle" has been opened ◇Pre-collection of "What should I do if my thirsty little face blindly touched the wrong four Shura fields" [Copywriting of this article, ten volumes of columns have been completed]: Xie Ruan, who trembles in front of others and keeps his voice low, wishes he would be tied to living alone for the rest of his life and would never see anyone. He has been an orphan since he was a child. Who would have thought that once he passed through the book, he would become a public nanny in a book, committing suicide everywhere, and ending up miserable. It happened to be worn, but the employer was disgusted by it, causing the employer to never come to the villa again! People who don't know the truth say to Xie Ruan: (deep sympathy. JPG) But the more Xie Ruan thought about it, the more excited he became: "Home nanny, monthly salary of 100,000, five insurances and one housing fund! The employer won't go home yet!?" A small club might be able to do such a good thing. * No idea—— kitchen. Xie Ruan ran away with red eyes. But with his feet dangling in the air, he was pressed down on the table by the poisonous devil who would never come back, and was coaxed and fed... Big Devil: "Be good, eat more." Xie Ruan's eyes were red, his body was shaking and he was shaking his head wildly. The front leg finally escaped the big devil, but the back leg was taken into the cabinet by the actor who was much taller than him. Xie Ruan looked at the actor who became playful and shook it into a sieve with him, saying that he had claustrophobia. Xie Ruan shed tears: No! There is no such plot in the original novel! If we feel claustrophobic, can't we just come out of the closet? ! Why drag him in? He's afraid of people! ! Xie Ruan was completely confused. There was even the popular music producer Young Master in the restaurant, carrying the dessert that he had waited in line for six hours and furiously looking for him. And his boss - the group president. It's coming. Even the boss who had not been back for a month and planned to comfort Xie Ruan and not be too sad about living alone was instantly petrified when he saw this scene. Boss: "No, no? Didn't you agree that your employers will never serve people...? You agreed that you don't want to live in such a shabby house!! How come all four ancestors have come back to live!!!" And——! ! "Serve the meal." "Hold." "Buy dessert." "Who on earth is the one invited to serve our ancestors!!" * And... At this moment, Qieqie raised her hands with trembling arms. The scheming man pushed his fingers deep into the wall and kissed Xie Ruan: "(Crazy oxygen inhalation. JPG) Save... Said, agreed... Hire... The employer is not at home, he is a disliked nanny!!!" How, how, how! What! ! Do... D... All went home and did weird... Things to him! ! Reading Guide ① The person who was afraid of the society but was lucky enough to get a reliable fishing job was attacked by X Iceberg Loyal Dog CEO ②The small volume is spent catching bugs and revising the text outside of daily updates. If there is an update, it will not be significantly changed~Wives, there is no need to read it again. ③8 Volumes of the Juan Bao column have been completed, and a series of short stories + this article has been published. Interested wives can collect the Juan Bao and compare their feelings. ④If the text is *, it all comes from Internet hot word annotation/or reference materials, and the writing will not be continuously annotated. ==================================== Pre-collection: "Live Confession Room, Eat Melons and Raise Pets" Copywriting: On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was hidden in the snow. With no reputation, no savings, and a small Internet cafe owner, Yu Yin looked really pitiful. With just one temptation, Yu Yin took back the great business he had just founded—— A marginal male anchor. So, the next day—— Netizens accidentally came across Yu Yin who was forced to take out the Nun COS and change the live broadcast room into a [Nun's Confession Room]. Netizens thought that when they opened Yu Yin's live broadcast room, it would be just a one-stop show of chatting and dancing. But they didn't expect that they would see it as soon as they opened the live broadcast room? "I regret that I recently bought a warehouse of canned food. It seems to have put too much pressure on the dog, and he has become depressed." "I confess, my dog is usually very active and very fond of gold, but after I customized a necklace for him, he refused to move. Is it because gold is overpowering him??" "I confess, my dog particularly likes to eat a snack brand. I don't trust others to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy that brand, but my dog doesn't seem to like it? Is the formula he gave me wrong?" Luxurious cars, mansions, top wealthy families, top celebrities, and rivals all showed their faces and landed in the live broadcast room... Faced with tricky questions, netizens joked - [It's really not a script this time. I'm pretty sure that these airborne people are all prominent figures in our city, especially my brother. My brother's dog problem has been going on for a long time and no one has solved it. Not this time. Will he ruin the anchor's reputation as soon as he plays? [Honey, let's just keep it quiet. We don't want to do this kind of work. Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up on these tricky people coming to his door. Unexpectedly, everyone just heard Yu Yin's cold reply—— "Don't feed canned herrings to dogs." "If you wear an eight kilogram gold necklace on your head, you will also be depressed." "Snacks cannot be used as meals. No matter how much you love to eat, you can't buy a factory and eat them every day..." Netizens thought that Yu Yin did not make it up deliberately. But unexpectedly, the camera turned in the next second, and more than one effect was achieved, making netizens drop their chopsticks in shock—— [No, how could someone really buy a warehouse of canned herrings to feed their dogs? [No, even an adult can't hold up this eight kilogram gold necklace, right? [Ah ah ah, who gives the dog snacks as its main meal every day? Everyone was still watching helplessly as the resentful pets, who had been half-dead in front of the screen just a moment ago, expressed their desire to cry at Yu Yin's misfortune and cuteness, and the grievances they suffered. There are even worse ones, knocking down his master, packing his luggage and running away from home to follow the anchor! Later, more pets wanted to follow Yu Yin, and more people watched Yu Yin's live broadcast room. Yu Yin became so popular that even the big guys and netizens from other circles came to the live broadcast room to consult and take notes and study. * And later. The stupid guy with the most money also got into a fight. Leziren Gonghuo asked Yu Yin who he liked more. Yu Yin replied calmly: First on the list. Everyone thought that Yu Yin's money-worshiping personality would make his elder brothers leave angrily. But I don't want to think about the next second—— The top guy on the list got into a fight at the carnival. Backstage. Got maxed out. * And later. Bang Yi posted a photo of a red notebook on his homepage. List 1: Sorry, it's me who's on top. ==================================== Pre-collection: "What if the skin-hungry little face blindly admits the wrong four roommates" Copywriting: Song Ginger, who suffers from skin thirst syndrome, has a beautiful face that is sweet and pure. As a small business owner, Song Gongchong was afraid of face blindness. Whenever her skin thirsty disease occurred, she would choose to tolerate it and suppress it! Until the appearance of Xie Ci, a roommate with a bad temper, cold and venomous tongue, all Song Gurgling's methods failed! ! Facing attacks again and again, the skin thirst syndrome becomes more and more serious. Song Gongchong finally extended his "devil's claws (bushi)" to his only surviving roommate when the lights were turned off in the dead of night. Song Gurgling tested and tested, and after confirming that Xie Ci was deeply asleep, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief and hugged Xie Ci who was sleeping soundly. Song Gongchong was very careful. He originally wanted to hug him for a while, and then a while... As long as it was secretly enough, he wouldn't be discovered by Xie Ci in the middle of the night... But Song Gongchong didn't think about this hug, he fell asleep immediately... I also slept for a while... Three poles a day... After a nap... I thanked him with my face propped up and stared at him from the bedside... Song Gurgling: QAQ! It's too late to reload the file now! ! ? * Song Gurgling ran faster than a rabbit. He tried hard to avoid saying goodbye, but his wishes were not fulfilled, and Song Gurgling's skin thirst attacks became more and more frequent. Song gurglingly drank a glass of water and secretly thanked him. Sneak a thank you in the middle of the night. Pick up the pen and sneak a few words of thanks. I can probably make ends meet... Until one day, skin thirst syndrome broke out. Song Gurgling's eyes were red with grievance. After all, he couldn't hold it any longer and rushed into the dormitory to confess and be lenient: "Thank you..." The words please haven't come out yet. "Here." "Here." "Here." "Here." The enthusiastic roommate's voice of thanks appeared four, four... Words! ! ? The small-faced and blind Song Gurgling looked inside the dormitory and at the door of the dormitory, looking at four identical words of thanks that suddenly appeared. Pupil earthquake: "Help, help! It's a nice and huggy thank you, why, why did it split into four!!!" Reading Guide ①It's not a split, it's four different roommates, hehe. Intention: Live seriously, be true to yourself, and grand scenes and flowers will come one by one.