My Straight-Laced Childhood Friend, But He's My Wife

[The full novel is only 1.9 yuan. The new novel next door, The Boss Zhou Knows How to Treat People, is now open for follows. Completed novels: Stray Dog and Mad Dog, The Bankrupt Young Master Is Pure and a Flirt, and I Came Out After Inheriting the Family Business]

Yan Wang and Luo Weilou met when they were three. They shared a bed and even wore the same pair of pants.

As far back as Yan Wang can remember, Luo Weilou has been the good older neighbor: good at fighting, good at school, and so sharp-tongued it's infuriating!

Yan Wang rebelled countless times over the years, but every attempt ended in failure.

At a class reunion in their second year of high school, emboldened by alcohol, Yan Wang declared, "I hate people who act like they're all that!"

His classmates clapped halfheartedly. Sure, sure, we know you hate Luo Weilou most of all... not.

Luo Weilou pushed open the door. For once, his usually expressionless face wore a smile. "Sorry I'm late."

Faced with the rebellious Yan Wang, Luo Weilou raised an eyebrow. "Yan Wang, come home with me."

On the way home, Yan Wang grumbled, "Luo Weilou is the worst!"

-

By their third year of high school, Yan Wang realized Luo Weilou had changed. He indulged him in everything and kept meddling in his affairs.

Yan Wang was on cloud nine all day after receiving a love letter, until Luo Weilou blocked him at the door, forbade him from dating, and confiscated the letter.

Yan Wang was furious. "Luo Weilou, give me back my letter!"

Luo Weilou peeled an orange. "I'll write you another one. Will you accept it?"

Yan Wang was horrified. "You like me? Wait, that makes no sense. We're childhood friends, and you're like my older brother!"

Watching Yan Wang chase and flee from him, Luo Weilou thought: They're childhood friends, but he could also be his wife.

That New Year's Eve, they squeezed together in a dim stairwell, sharing the restless desires and secrets of adolescence. Red-faced, Yan Wang snapped, "Luo Weilou, I'll take responsibility."

When their relationship was discovered, Yan Wang said, "Luo Weilou, let's elope."

Luo Weilou took his hand. "Okay."

With two train tickets, they held hands and escaped the rules and order of the adults' world. In their world, there was only each other.

-

At three, Luo Weilou was brought to Yan Wang's home. His mother said, "This is your little brother."

At seven, Luo Weilou cried for the first time because Yan Wang had been bullied.

After that, Luo Weilou was always looking after Yan Wang. His catchphrase was, "Yan Wang, time to come home with me."

After one get-together, Yan Wang was brought home dead drunk, covered in marks. Gritting his teeth, he said, "Are you a dog? You control me so much, you might as well lock me up!"

Luo Weilou replied, "Now there's an idea."

[Highlight | Note added 2023.2.26]

1. A tsundere, fiery, sweet and obedient bottom x a cool, top-of-the-class, down-and-out top

2. Each other's first love | Sweet HE | Don't read if that's not your thing | The characters' values are based on their characterization, so please don't project them onto the author

[Coming soon 1: The Boss Zhou Knows How to Treat People. A dark-skinned top who owns an auto repair shop x a proud young master whose family has gone bankrupt]

The Shen family went bankrupt.

The couple, who had started from nothing and now had nothing left, accepted their fate and decided to return to their hometown to farm.

Hearing this, Shen Nian resolved to get back on his feet and support the whole family.

He waved goodbye to his parents and headed off, only to go to a city less than 50 kilometers from their home. He submitted a resume and went to an interview, only to get scammed. He had no way to recover his last 500 yuan.

"You bastard! I'll call the cops on you!"

Shen Nian crouched by the roadside, looking pitiful.

He was too ashamed to go home. He was so hungry. Was there anyone kind enough to save him?

Zhou Mingyue frowned at the person crouching outside his shop. "Move aside."

Shen Nian looked up, his pretty face smeared with dirt. "Are you hiring?"

*

A pampered young man joined Zhou Mingyue's auto shop. He had a great eye for cars but absolutely no practical skills.

He never stopped chattering, criticizing everyone without discrimination.

Employee: "Boss, how can you put up with him?"

Zhou Mingyue: "Ignore him. He's got issues."

Then one day, Shen Nian had a red mark on his pale, slender neck, and Zhou Mingyue had several scratches beneath his undershirt. Only then did everyone realize: So much for just being fellow wage earners. They'd quietly become a little family of their own.

[Coming soon 2: After a Theatrical Cannon Fodder and a Villain Get Married by Contract, the Villain CEO Is an Asexual Top x a Cute, Blunt, Theatrical Beauty Bottom]

After a car accident, Jiang Yansheng awakened to the truth: he was a pitiful cannon fodder character.

The wealthy young master was a fake, his fiance was pretending, and his friend was a manipulative tea. In the end, he even became a stepping stone for the scummy man and his green-tea sweetheart to succeed, dying at the bottom of the sea.

In the hospital corridor, the scummy man was fawning over a tall man.

Jiang Yansheng rolled his eyes. Hah, men.

He gave up. The whole world was just one big amateur operation anyway!

The next second, the tall man walked in, and Jiang Yansheng remembered his name: Pei Cheng, the villain in the scummy man's eyes.

*

After being discharged, Jiang Yansheng was handed over to Pei Cheng and moved into a huge estate.

To make sure the villain would take care of him in his old age, on his very first day there, Jiang Yansheng eagerly greeted Pei Cheng when he came home late. "Honey, would you like noodles, or would you like me?"

Pei Cheng frowned. "...What?"

From then on, Pei Cheng received Jiang Yansheng's affectionate, clingy greetings every day.

Pei Cheng didn't turn him away. He just thought he was too clingy.

Jiang Yansheng played the obedient canary, gradually letting himself go.

On the surface: Honey, I'm so fragile. You have to protect me~

In his heart: I see right through everything and want to start pulling hair right now!

When the scummy man asked to meet, Jiang Yansheng teared up. "I'm already a married man. We can never be together!"

When his green-tea friend tried to take advantage of the opportunity, Jiang Yansheng wept. "He's all I have. Please don't take him away from me."

When his awful parents took the opportunity to ask for money, he complained, "We're just a couple in name. I don't have any money."

Everyone: Jiang Yansheng, stop pretending!

Jiang Yansheng: I'm not pretending.

*

Pei Cheng had been called a genius since childhood. Everyone in Fengcheng feared him, afraid of provoking his anger.

Only Jiang Yansheng was like a little animal, circling him every day and occasionally rolling over to let him rub his belly.

Everyone was waiting for Jiang Yansheng to anger him and get thrown out of the Pei family. Instead, they caught Pei Cheng, who had never set foot in a place of nightlife, carrying Jiang Yansheng out of a bar, one hand gripping his waist, his face dark with displeasure.

Jiang Yansheng bit his shoulder. "I was only having fun! You wouldn't answer my calls!"

Pei Cheng tugged at his tie. "Then have fun with me."

*

Later, Jiang Yansheng ran away, and Pei Cheng went mad.

He had the scummy man, the green tea, and Jiang Yansheng's awful parents all driven out of Fengcheng.

Pei Cheng searched the entire city and finally found Jiang Yansheng in a small building.

In the dark stairwell, his eyes red, he asked in a low voice, "Shengsheng, are you going to run again?"

Jiang Yansheng coaxed him sweetly. "Who ran away? I was playing hide-and-seek with you! You're amazing, finding me so quickly!"

Inner thoughts: Oh no, at first I really was just trying to save up for my funeral!

Theme: Strive to find your way through life when faced with hardship.