Quick Transmigration: Bound to the Long Aotian System

Su Jianhang died. When he opened his eyes, he found himself the chosen one, bound to a Dragon Proudheaven System. Su Jianhang climbed onto a stool. "Goodbye, boss. Tonight, I'm sailing away!" System No. 11: "...Can I switch to someone else?" World One: This is a story where the protagonist, a scum gong, emotionally abuses the protagonist, a shou. He loves him, so he torments him. He loves him, so he accepts the torment. In this painful world, when will it ever... Su Jianhang smacked away the scum gong leaning toward him. "Say no to emotional manipulation! Start with me!" World Two: A caged canary, locked in a castle, kneels by the lake in thin clothes and prays to the moon above: Save me. I don't want to be locked up here anymore, but I can't escape... Su Jianhang woke up, saw the numb-looking servants, and climbed straight over the wall in the dead of night to head for the police station. "Report illegal confinement! It's everyone's responsibility!" World Three: A talent show for aspiring performers is a sacred place for everyone with a dream. There, everything is decided by talent. On this grand night of group formation, let's congratulate... Su Jianhang stepped out of the crowd and snatched the microphone. "I've got six things to say. First, tonight's rankings are rigged." From then on, Su Jianhang bit everyone he met, took on anyone who couldn't take a challenge, and became the most disruptive presence in the quick-transmigration world. Until one day, when the king of verbal sparring faced a criminal, his sharp-tongued System, who always helped when asked, stopped working. Damn it, can a Dragon Proudheaven System malfunction? He wanted a refund. All he wanted was to have the strong on his side! A nasty-looking little kid appeared out of nowhere and flicked a finger, effortlessly dealing with a criminal carrying a broadsword. In a daze, a silver-haired man with broad shoulders and long legs walked toward him. His heart raced, his ears burned, but the more he looked, the more familiar the man seemed... Su Jianhang frowned. "Why are you little again?" System No. 11, low on energy: "Jianhang, just because you can talk doesn't mean you have to." Su Jianhang sneered. "Huh? Are you so short because you don't want to grow taller?" A foul-mouthed, silly shou who takes on heaven and earth and bullies people with the System + a bad-tempered, sharp-tongued System gong who is always ready to quit. [Content Warnings] 1. This is a logic-free, anything-goes story. The author's brain has temporarily wandered off. 2. 1v1. The protagonist has no romantic storyline with anyone in the worlds he transmigrates into. 3. The gong will grow taller and can freely change size. The shou is mischievous and ridiculous. The gong, the shou, and possibly the author are all still in elementary school (note added 8/22). Theme: The embodiment of justice.