I Said, No More Motherly Men

[There's a very good chance I'll never fill in the plot holes, so I've marked this complete. Please, don't wait for updates!!]

After someone recommended it to him, Someyama Haruka bought the latest full-dive role-playing game on the market. Only after it arrived did he learn that the role you played in this game was determined entirely by drawing cards.

Someyama Haruka: Why can I only draw cards? Why can't I draw the developers?

Since he'd already bought it, Someyama Haruka washed his hands, solemnly climbed into the full-dive pod, logged in, and started drawing cards.

Music played, and a beam of golden light shone down on him. The System's congratulatory voice sounded by his ear: [Congratulations! The identity card you drew is... [Mom]!]

Someyama Haruka, who was male: ...Should I congratulate you on your funeral?

System: [Error detected. Player Someyama Haruka is male and cannot use the [Mom] identity card.]

System: [Repairing error...]

System: [Repair successful. Player Someyama Haruka is male, and the [Mom] identity card can now be used! The game's victory conditions are very lenient. Just get your child to sincerely say, "Mom, I love you," and you can win!]

Someyama Haruka: …

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The first child assigned to Someyama Haruka by the game was named Jay.

When Jay was in elementary school, his teacher assigned an essay on the topic "My Mom."

Jay carefully wrote: "My mom's name is Someyama Haruka. He didn't come to pick me up yesterday, so I walked home by myself. On the way, I saw him having a serious argument with a dog by the roadside..."

Language Arts teacher: "..."

The teacher's shocked comment: "He????"

Looking at his failing grade, Jay sighed deeply and thought heavily, As expected, ordinary people in this world just don't understand him.

He'd written it so carefully!

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Who could have known that one day, Someyama Haruka would end up inside the game world and meet all of his sons?

A while later, a popular matrimonial post quietly appeared on a matchmaking website:

[Finding a spouse for Mom. Male, no dowry, bride price starting at 30 billion yen, no upper limit. The more, the better.]

Someone replied: [??? Wait, what? Who would go for that?]

[But if you get together with him, you can officially become the nominal father of the strongest jujutsu sorcerer, the Cursed Spirit Manipulator, a certain Top Killer, a certain blond, dark-skinned Public Security officer, and a certain Port Mafia boss...]

[...]

[You can also get all of them to call you Dad.]

The CP hasn't been decided. Who knows who's lucky enough to get him (?)

Slow burn, everyday family affection

Coming soon: "What, Are You My Dad Too? [Book Transmigration]"

This was Shi Xingzhou's first day after transmigrating into a book.

In his previous life, he'd grown up in an orphanage until he was eighteen. After finally surviving the college entrance exams, he'd achieved a milestone victory. But then he got hit by a car and wound up inside an infinite-flow novel, in the utterly clichéd role of a cannon-fodder character who died in the first chapter.

Survival challenges should be left to the professionals. To stay alive, Shi Xingzhou decided to cling to the male lead Ning Zhao for now and make it through first.

Ning Zhao was the future number-one Celestial Master. Following him was pretty good, aside from having to hone his ability to avoid getting hurt.

But when Ning Zhao brought him to face the hidden Boss Ghost in the house, ready to start an epic battle, the hidden Boss Ghost rushed past Ning Zhao and charged straight at Shi Xingzhou.

The hidden Boss Ghost was so fast that Shi Xingzhou had no chance to escape. It caught up with him in seconds.

Just as Shi Xingzhou thought he couldn't escape his fate of logging out for good, and was already preparing to say his last words, the hidden Boss Ghost actually hugged him. All the hair around its body quivered with excitement.

The Boss Ghost choked out, "Son, sob, son, I'm your dad..."

The air suddenly went still.

Shi Xingzhou didn't even blink. "Dad! I've been searching so hard for you!!"

Ning Zhao: "..."

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As the male lead of the original novel, Ning Zhao was born into a family of Celestial Masters and had seen ghosts ever since he was a child.

The first time Ning Zhao met Shi Xingzhou, he thought that Shi Xingzhou, who had accidentally been caught up in the infinite world, was just an ordinary person with no connection to that world and, of course, no connection to him either.

Even when the hidden Boss Ghost in the first instance called Shi Xingzhou its son, Ning Zhao thought it was just a misunderstanding.

But to Ning Zhao's surprise, Shi Xingzhou appeared in several consecutive infinite instances, and the hidden Boss Ghost in every incident called him... son.

Ning Zhao: ???

Ning Zhao: ...Shi Xingzhou seems to have a very close connection to the infinite world.

Later, Ning Zhao discovered that every hidden Boss Ghost in every infinite event they took part in called Shi Xingzhou son, without exception.

Ning Zhao: ...I'm used to it.

Ning Zhao: ...Wait a minute. Stop. Just how many dads does he have?

Cool and reserved, secretly flirtatious Celestial Master gong x a shou who's even more flirtatious today than he was yesterday

The original shou becomes the gong

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