I Put on a Tragic Beauty's Secret Identity to Retire

[Slowly editing the whole novel and fixing typos... Check out the secret-identity novel I’m writing now: Can Wearing a Villain’s Secret Identity Keep Me from Getting Killed Off?] Chidori is a janitor in the Secret Identity Division of the New World Bureau. Not just any janitor, either: he specializes in cleaning up incomplete SSR cards. He only has to work for another three hundred years, and then he can retire and be free! One day, while diligently cleaning the card pool, he ran into an unknown space-time black hole. In a panic, he could only grab a few cards nearby and get sucked in with them. Just as Chidori happily thought he’d be free of work, his junky portable System told him that if he didn’t hurry back, he’d have to work for a few hundred extra years before retiring. Chidori, who’d signed away his life: … “But you grabbed a few secret identity cards, didn’t you? We’re the Secret Identity Division. Once you finish the mission and gather enough energy, you can go back!” the System said excitedly. Seeing that Chidori still wasn’t motivated, it went on, “You can cut down your work time and retire early.” “Let’s go! Hurry up! What are you sitting around for?” Chidori sprang into action. [The sickly gravity manipulator who lost his powers]√ Chuuya Nakahara, always free-spirited and powerful on the battlefield in Chidori’s memories, now had illness written across his face. His ice-blue eyes had gone dim, and even a gust of wind could leave him coughing nonstop. “Cough... Hey, don’t look at me like that. Even like this, I can still kill you.” Watched by his partner with a complicated look, he coughed up blood and spoke with haughty confidence. [The strongest jujutsu sorcerer, now blind]√ A grown-up Gojo Satoru, claiming to be from a parallel world, arrived in this one. Like attracts like. He and the sixteen-year-old boy became close friends, throwing their arms around each other’s shoulders. They all thought the young man’s future would be bright and dazzling, and that he’d always remain the same cocky strongest sorcerer. Until the bandages slipped, revealing those unseeing Six Eyes. [The police officer struggling in the abyss]√ Officer Matsuda, who had sacrificed himself for the public good, appeared once more on a spring day. Everyone thought it was a scheme. Only his childhood friend, with violet eyes, refused to let go of his hand. “Why did you come back?” “To fulfill my duty as a police officer, and for the sake of my friends who died.” So he could do anything and accept any identity. [The world’s loneliest, most sullen great detective] (ongoing) A traveler who had lost everything arrived in a world both familiar and strange. If not for his identical face and confirmation from the man himself, no one at the detective agency would have believed that the person before them was the proud great detective. He lowered his eyes and gave a childish smile just like Ranpo’s in the original world. He could even fool the other version of himself, the one who could see the truth of everything. It seemed that this version of him really was the great detective everyone held dear. Look at me, the proud, confident me. Don’t look at me, the worthless me. People in every world: What on earth happened to you?! QAQ Chidori, feeling miserable and seething with resentment at the thought of having to work for hundreds more years before he could retire: ? Please note: * Updates daily at midnight (possibly a little late). I’ll post a notice if I need to take a day off. * No pairings, and secret identities stay secret~ * OOC warning, with some original settings. * The author is sensitive. Suggestions are welcome, but please don’t insult me. Check out these upcoming novels in my profile: My Favorite Idol Becomes a Top-Tier Star in Another Dimension, a dazzling idol who radiates light How to Become a Proper Gojo Fan, a protagonist who always puts the big white cat at the center of everything How a Gin’s Little Sister Keeps Her Brother from Getting Killed Off, a sickly younger sister who can manipulate minds The Laid-Back Savior’s Retired Life Raising Kids, a cold-faced dad who raises kids in a slapdash way How an Otherworldly System Survives in Teyvat, the days of an ignorant System working as a mysterious merchant in Teyvat The Unfeeling Daoist Master Is Bold and Free, a righteous leader as free and uninhibited as a young man, who loves the world with an open heart Thanks to everyone for your support, smooch smooch! (wink) Theme: To make up for past regrets, never give up moving forward