[Girl, want to see the counselor on his knees? Check out the author's silly sweet story, College Student: Me, a Tyrant? The main story is wrapping up. A college student and an emperor switch places across time. A feel-good story about a college kid who gets poisoned by a bargain meal. Come give it a try!]
Blurb:
Tao Xiang transmigrates into a book. Other people become lords and generals, but he becomes a scruffy little dog from the slums!
Well, a dog's a dog. He can still scrape by.
Everyone is displaced and struggling in this chaotic age. Just as his owner's family is about to eat dog meat to stave off hunger, Tao Xiang flees in a panic and accidentally touches a stone with his paw. The stone turns into a steamed bun!
The best part is, every time he turns a stone into food, he gets an hour of freedom in human form!
Well, would you look at that! Tao Xiang takes the little master who saved him and sets off on a cheat-powered adventure!
Lost in the wilderness?
No problem! Just watch as every stone on this mountain turns into baozi, hamburgers, and cream cakes!
Conscripted against your will?
No big deal. Open a little shop in the army camp and make money!
Surrounded by enemy troops?
Easy! Let your dog paw touch a stone, then gather around the fire for a barbecue party!
The starving enemy troops: ...Have you no manners?
The food attack is just too cruel. The enemy troops retreat in tears (and drool), and the little master earns a major merit!
Just as Tao Xiang is thinking about retiring, a pair of warm hands scoop up the chubby little dog's body. His little master's voice is hoarse, full of uncontrollable possessiveness and madness: “Where do you think you're going?”
In his first life, Tao Xiang's extraordinary ability was discovered, and starving refugees imprisoned him. Li Chunyou helped him escape, and they both fell off a cliff.
In his second life, he and Tao Xiang ran away together, only to die without a burial place amid the wars of the troubled times.
In his third life, Tao Xiang becomes a little dog!
After watching the one he loves die countless times, Li Chunyou has been driven nearly mad. He bites through his lip, holds the little dog in one arm, and grips a spear in the other, his gaze dark and brooding.
How can they defy fate in these troubled times?
Toward others, he is ruthless and cold, willing to do anything.
Toward Tao Xiang, he weaves one sweet, tender lie after another, drawing him deeper and deeper.
Just when Li Chunyou thinks everything is under control and secretly wipes the blood from his hands before going back to find him, Tao Xiang runs off on his own.
Li Chunyou smiles faintly, his nails digging into his palm.
“I love you so much it hurts.”
Bonus scene:
On a dark, windy night, rustling sounds come from the kitchen.
The light flicks on. Tao Xiang, now in human form, awkwardly wipes the chili-oil stains off his fingers and waves. “Hello?”
Li Chunyou's pupils contract. He manages to swallow the line he taught himself in his previous life: “I ain't got no food, thank you.”
Pure-hearted, sunny, lovable doggy bottom who transmigrated into a book x possessive, obsessive, scheming top who was reborn
Reader advisory:
1. Please check out my upcoming story!
2. Sweet with a touch of angst. Overall lighthearted and sugary sweet, while still serving the plot. Happy ending.
3. The top is not a good person, and there are multiple versions of him. Those versions are even crazier. Please don't judge the author's values by the characters' actions!
The silly story next door: College Student: Me, a Tyrant?
[A brainless, hilarious comedy with people switching places across time, childhood friends as the couple]
Good news: I transmigrated into an emperor and escaped the fitness test. Hahahahahaha!
Bad news: I'm a terrible emperor, a tyrant hated by everyone and everything.
Long Yin points at himself: “Me? A tyrant? You mean me?”
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Haha, what even is the point of living? I'll just slack off and go crazy!
The tyrant, hated by everyone, has recently been acting like a donkey kicked him in the head.
The tyrant hosts a banquet, intending to kill all the ministers who defy him.
A principled old minister attends, then loudly curses out the tyrant during the banquet, ready to die for his convictions.
The tyrant walks toward him, eyes narrowing with a menacing look. He leans down and whispers: “I'm practicing being tactful. Please don't make this awkward for me.”
Old minister: “?”
The tyrant pleads tearfully: “Tact! I'm being tactful!”
Not long afterward, the old minister is promoted and ennobled for his candor and integrity, becoming the emperor's tutor.
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The tyrant holds a selection for consorts, with no gender restrictions.
Everyone sobs as they nervously send their sons and daughters to the palace. Faced with so many handsome men and beautiful women, the tyrant lifts the corner of his mouth. “Anyone who's read The Art of War can stay. The rest are eliminated.”
Everyone: “?”
“Anyone who can fluently recite and write out the following articles can stay. The rest of you can get out of my sight.”
Everyone looks at the article. The first line reads: “Learn new ideas and strive to be a new youth. Welcome to this episode of Youth Study...”
Not long afterward, the people who were supposed to become consorts all end up as local officials, raised under the red flag and nurtured in the spring breeze. The people praise them without end.
Long Yin: “? I was trying to slack off and go crazy. Why are you all thriving?”
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The king of the Western Regions visits Great Qi and deliberately babbles in his barbarian tongue. One “How are you?” from the college student scares them out of their wits, and they kneel and submit on the spot. (New surreal plotline)
*
Long Yin, who somehow ends up ruling the world and beloved by all because he slacks off, sighs over the passage of time.
Thinking of his old friend, Long Yin gazes fondly at the young guard who has the same face as his childhood friend. “You know, I once had a roommate who looked exactly like you.”
Young guard: “Your Majesty, please tell me more.”
Long Yin: “My roommate had a short temper, was arrogant and fussy, and had a million annoying habits. Apart from being handsome, he was useless. Sigh, though I kind of miss him.”
Young guard: “...”
Long Yin: “I miss him sooooo much.”
Young guard: “...Then why don't you go see him?”
Long Yin stares at the young guard's blood-red earlobes, suddenly grins, and pinches his waist, earning himself a slap just as he'd hoped.
Long Yin covers his face in grievance. “Stop pretending. You're the only one who'd dare ‘caress’ the emperor's face like that.”
Feng Xiao, who also transmigrated here but failed to keep up his disguise, grits his teeth. “You call that caressing?!”
Theme: Even when resources are limited, keep striving for the future and never give up.
Because of love, you are willing to have your personal freedom restricted. Normal people will not accept it. I think Taoxiang in this world is actually not very ordinary. The only people who can deal with crazy people are even crazier people.
My dear friends, the new post will be published on time on 9.25! (Holding a rose) The main text and extras are all over. Thank you all for accompanying us all the way. Take a bow! Goodbye everyone!
Brother Mu Feng left a message. What makes me feel most distressed in this novel is not the protagonist, but the pervert Slice Mu Feng who is the most criticized. It seems that everyone thinks that Mu Feng is self-destructive and does not believe that Taoxiang will end up like this?? However, Li Chunyou has died more than three hundred times and is looking for a breakthrough in the constant death. Whether writing a diary or expressing love, it is all based on the bloody experience of the previous three hundred times. Taoxiang gave Li Chunyou so much sense of security that she was able to pull Li Chunyou back from the edge of darkness. But Mu Feng was the first Li Chunyou, and his Taoxiang didn't have that much experience, and didn't know the horror of the human heart, so he could only be betrayed by the villagers, and died in front of Mu Feng again and again, more than three hundred times, such an understatement, but it was the Ling Chi of Mu Feng more than three hundred times, from hope to despair step by step, from desperate roars to watching the death of his lover numbly. The pain he endured was a hundred times that of Li Chunyou. He couldn't even stop it, and he didn't know where the end was...
In the first half, the boy Anzhi Hongdou: So cute, so cute In the second half, An Zhi: Are you willing to come with me? (Chinese translation: You are very good to me. The few warmth in my life comes from you, so I can't let you go. Can you abandon your wealthy life and follow me and continue to be good to me? Even I don't know if I can protect you in the future. Even if you die, I will marry again.) I know An Zhi would not think so bad, but the result is the same.
Our Lao Li is not an ordinary farmer, he is a happy farmer with a partner (^~^)
Ah, in fact, we should have seen it a long time ago. Puppet Anzhi and puppet Hongdou are people from the same world. In the eyes of Puppet Anzhi, the same kind is of course more real, so it is false to go to the real Hongdou. From Puppet Anzhi, we can see that the puppet and the real body are almost the same. There is almost no difference between them (the same timidity), so the two equally kind and lovely Hongdou gradually can't tell the difference between true and false in his eyes, so I think Hongdou's glass of wine should not be poisonous. Although Anzhi is a coward, I still think that he He will put Hongdou's safety before his own life, not because he loves Hongdou so much, but because he is kind-hearted and life is a very practical thing. He is also a very practical person. He cannot see things like love and loyalty. But because of his kindness, he was forcibly mentioned to the same status as the more practical things he was chasing. He didn't want to be ashamed of his love for Hongdou, so he carried a heavy baggage to chase Hongdou's love, but he could never deserve it. In fact, I still can't understand An Zhi. Rather than being timid, it's more understandable to say that he is selfish. Fear, which in turn means he loves the things he is afraid of losing more, but he can't tell which one he loves more. Or maybe his morality does not allow him to abandon Hong Dou's love easily, so when Hong Dou is still there, he will still struggle. With Hong Dou gone, love is even less important (I only evaluate An Zhi in the previous life, the situation in this life is too complicated). When it comes to the feeling of deep love, Lao Li is the one who deserves the word. An Zhi may never understand a "love brain" like Li Chunyou until his death. He will only think that Lao Li can be so chic because Lao Li has no ambition and nothing he cares about more. West, that's not the case, but because Lao Li is an extremely pure person. Whatever he likes, he will like it with all his heart. If he loves himself, he will love with all his heart. He loves Taoxiang with all his heart. He loves himself (when he is with Taoxiang) He also loves with all his heart, so the possibility of not being with Taoxiang will be eliminated by him forever, so Lao Li will appear extremely brave, which means that people will think he is crazy, but Lao Li is too pure and can easily become paranoid. , This is the only little shortcoming (for Taoxiang, it is very tiring to save the blackened little black flower), Lao Li, you are really a good Lao Li, so show up quickly, I feel that Taoxiang is about to collapse and can no longer be stimulated (ToT)
My intuition is quite accurate. I feel it's weird that An Zhi suddenly came to Hongdou, and now he's poisoned me.
The legend of a straight-blooded man marrying a man has reached Lao Li and has been upgraded to a straight-blooded man marrying a man. Hahahahahahahahahaha
Taoxiang's sister is not Hongdou, right? Why don't we put up a banner to celebrate being single again?
Finally! Congratulations to Taoxiang and Li Chunyou, happy marriage (??`)!! Woohoo, I feel so reluctant to let go. I hope they will be happy forever in another world!