A Brawny Man's Beautiful Husband [Gourmet]

[Complete, ready to read] [Next book: When I Transmigrated into a College Student as the Emperor. Please add it to your collection.] #Big difference in build and skin tone, farming and food, marriage first and love later Beautiful, strong, and tragic wife shou x dark-skinned, muscular, tongue-tied, hardworking country bumpkin gong. PS: His skin is sun-tanned wheat-colored, not foreigner-colored. (Please show some love for my upcoming book, When I Transmigrated into a College Student as the Emperor. Aww.) [Updates daily, but at no fixed time. Usually at ungodly hours.] Yu Zhou was a top-tier star. While filming a drama, he transmigrated into the protagonist of the original novel, a poor husband bullied by his uncle and stepmother. Just as he thought he was doomed from the start, the village lunatic everyone avoided saved him. A muscular arm grabbed the shovel from his uncle's hand, and beneath a fringe of hair, a pair of dark eyes stared like an ancient well. Yu Zhou: ...My heart's racing. The lunatic married him in exchange for two oranges. On their wedding night, after washing up and revealing his forehead, Yu Zhou realized that the lunatic wasn't just handsome. He also didn't seem as vicious as the rumors claimed, and was even a little reserved. Though the man sharing his bed had a poker face, he'd helped him chase off the bad guys. Yu Zhou decided to cling to the lunatic's coattails and start by winning over his big, burly husband. How should he do that? Put on a fishnet tank top and give an ancient man a wet, sexy dance? Yu Zhou took one look at his husband's thick brows and fierce, menacing face and vetoed the idea. Luckily, he had his cooking skills. He bent over in the fields to dig up water chestnuts until his back ached. Water chestnut and crab roe congee. His husband froze for a long while after returning from chopping wood. Milk bricks and mashed taro. His husband stammered, blushing, "Can I have another bowl?" One day, his rough country-bumpkin husband made fried potato cakes topped with tomato sauce dripping from every opening. Yu Zhou's pupils shook. How did this guy know about McDonald's new menu item? * Jiang Lieyuan, known at the Roast Duck Book Transmigration Bureau as the "zombie shredder," would never have imagined that he'd pick up the wrong mission sheet and end up marrying a man in a pure romance novel. His mission was to rescue Yu Zhou, an ordinary person who had accidentally transmigrated into a book. But not only did he mishear Yu Zhou's name, he also got his gender wrong. He could only curse his bad luck for being forced to become gay. The book was called: Life at the Tip of the Tongue, but Make It a Boys' Love Version. Iron-blooded country bumpkin Jiang: ??? He turned to look at the handsome man who had just woken up in bed, one hand covering his forehead, and couldn't help crushing a teacup. Luckily, his "NPC" husband was thoughtful. Not only did he keep the household in perfect order, he also came up with all sorts of delicious dishes. In return, all Jiang could do was protect him with his strength. Just as Jiang Lieyuan was freaking out because he still couldn't find the person who'd transmigrated into the book, he heard Yu Zhou humming as he steamed glutinous rice to make sweet rice wine: "Palace wine, palace wine~ A hundred and eighty a cup." "How's this wine?~" A powerful arm suddenly pinned him to the wall. Yu Zhou jumped, watching as his husband's handsome features drew closer and closer, the veins on his neck standing out. Jiang Lieyuan gritted his teeth. "Listen to me and I'll blow your mind!" (See Guide 3) Mini-scene: Years after they got married, someone asked Yu Zhou why he'd married Jiang Lieyuan. Yu Zhou picked up a chive and egg dumpling and said, happy yet resigned, "Dumplings should be piping hot, and a man should be built like a tank." Reader's Guide: 1. Happy ending guaranteed. 2. Anything in this story involving the entertainment industry is entirely fictional. The shou is fictional too. Please don't draw comparisons to real people! 3. This is from Zhao Lirong's skit, A Worker's Adventure. 4. The cover uses a template. Similar covers are normal, and it's not exclusive. 5. Friendly discussion is welcome in the comments. Respect different opinions. Profanity will be deleted. Please check out my upcoming book! Add it to your collection! Funny historical boys' love: When I Transmigrated into a College Student as the Emperor Bad news: I transmigrated. Good news: I got out of the fitness test, hehe QWQ Long Yin, a socially anxious and secretly flirtatious college student, opened his eyes and saw his aloof, noble childhood friend dressed in ancient clothes, kneeling by the bed. That usually arrogant, punchable handsome face was now streaked with tears. "Your Majesty, you're finally awake!" Long Yin: ...Nice. Long Yin, sweetly naive and clueless, transmigrated into the feared tyrant, but all he wanted was to lie flat. At a banquet, an old minister mocked him sarcastically for being incompetent. Long Yin stepped down from the throne and whispered in the old minister's ear, "I'm practicing being emotionally intelligent. Please don't make things difficult for me." The emperor's uncle, a general, kidnapped Long Yin and plotted to usurp the throne. Long Yin dropped to the ground, crawling in a dark and twisted manner (literally crawling). A young guard with his childhood friend's face nearly died of fright when Long Yin suggested they bathe together. Only then did Long Yin realize how serious things were. We can't keep these feudal ideas! Otherwise, who'll scrub my back and help me sneak over the wall to watch cuju? So he summoned all the eunuchs, maids, and guards to a meeting. Long Yin cleared his throat and proclaimed, "Let's study new ideas and become the new generation. Welcome to this episode of Youth Study..." Just as Long Yin had had enough of playing around, eating, and waiting to die, the old minister from the banquet let go of their past conflict and helped him manage the officials. The reason? The tyrant had apologized to him first. The emperor's uncle, the general, who had been terrified by Long Yin's dark and twisted crawling, had nightmares every night. The next day, a rumor spread among the people that the emperor had been possessed by a snake immortal. Meanwhile, Feng Shiyi, the young guard who watched Youth Study every week, was bewildered. Twisting his fingers together, he silently repeated Long Yin's words: "No one is high or low, noble or base. Everyone is equal." If that's really true... could he confess his feelings to the emperor? * Feng Xiao's useless childhood friend and roommate had been possessed. The man claimed to be Long Yin, an emperor. Long Yin brandished a laundry pole like a halberd and demanded, "Who are you? Return me to my home!" Bro, your ticket is waitlisted. Even the speed-up package won't help... Long Yin became the college archery champion, and his brilliant essays were so impressive that a history professor and a sports coach came to blows over him. Long Yin frowned. "That's it? This is the standard of today's college students?" Bro, please stop showing off. One day, a young couple downstairs kissed goodbye. Long Yin sneered. "Love and romance, shameless!" Feng Xiao was just about to roast him when he saw His Majesty the Emperor's eyes turn red. "I want Feng Shiyi's stone soup." He turned around and glared viciously at Feng Xiao. "Tear off Shiyi's face for me!" Feng Xiao: ... Through Feng Xiao's tireless efforts, he finally discovered that Long Yin had come from a book. And the book was called The Overbearing Tyrant and His Sweet Little Guard: Extra Spicy Two couples Tsundere queen bee shou (Feng Xiao) x secretly sentimental, sour-tempered, lovesick fool gong (Long Yin) Self-conscious, gentle, masochistic wife shou (Feng Shiyi) x possessive, obsessive, sadistic tyrant gong (Long Yin) Theme: Stay positive and optimistic even in adversity