On the Origin of the Uchiha Fan

My name is Garuda. My dad is that old man Hagoromo; my older brother is a genius; my second older brother is an idiot, so let's not talk about him. Life was simple enough, but then that old geezer Hagoromo went and got himself killed. So don't blame me for causing trouble now :) I told a kid from the Hyuga branch family that fate was real. Then I personally guided him through wiping out his clan. I whisked away the last surviving Uchiha and asked the Child of Destiny a question that cut to the soul: Why should Sasuke go back to Konoha with you? To be put through forced labor? He doesn't owe you people anything. I freed all the tailed beasts. What do you mean, your tailed beast? They're my family's tailed beasts! What do you mean, your partner? If they're trapped inside a jinchuriki's body, aren't they still in prison? When I'm in a bad mood, I split a mountain in half. I went along with the mistake and called myself an evil god. And I love setting off explosions and starting fires. They call me the little demon of the ninja world. Got a problem with that? Come and fight me! But before you get to me, watch out for my big brother, my big brother's reincarnation, and my big brother's other reincarnation~ I cast the Infinite Tsukuyomi, summoned Grandma Kaguya, tricked that old geezer Hagoromo into showing up, then watched Grandma beat the tar out of him. In the end, my big brother, my big brother's reincarnation, his other reincarnation, and I all lived happily together. Heehee! Guiding principle: Only a genius dares to defy fate.