Dazai's Ordinary Heroine

Blurb one: Kato considers herself an utterly ordinary middle school student. But ever since moving to Yokohama, strange scenes have inexplicably started appearing around her. When she was seven, she witnessed an explosion a block away. In middle school, her photos occasionally captured some strange creature surfacing in the Tsurumi River. Sometimes, she would simply be walking along and happen upon a Mafia shootout... None of it mattered much. Her peaceful life remained undisturbed. Neither Mafia shootouts nor terrorist attacks on Yokohama ever came close to harming her. Even as a witness at the scene, she could casually snap a photo and pose with a peace sign to commemorate it. Blurb two: After the Mimic incident, a file inexplicably appeared in the trash can at the Special Division for Unusual Powers, but nobody paid it any attention. File classification: Confidential Name: Kato Ability: Extra Threat level: F Potential: F Assessment: An utterly ordinary high school girl with no dangerous abilities. May accidentally wander into unusually dangerous places. Survives thanks to her extremely low presence. Not recommended for recruitment into the Special Division. If nothing unusual happened, the file would soon be taken away with the trash. But a certain special individual picked the mysteriously discarded file out of the bin and stared silently at the document marked confidential for several seconds. Dazai looked at the all-too-familiar face in the file and, for once, showed a flicker of interest. "Does this ability to be automatically overlooked by most people even apply to information recorded about its user?" Kato Megumi x Armed Detective Agency Dazai OOC warning, heaps of headcanon, heavily altered plot Terribly written, super OOC. If you don't like it, feel free to leave! Let me recommend my other pre-release, Detective Conan: I Just Love Him Too Much I have a boyfriend. He's gorgeous, and I adore him. To make sure he wouldn't cheat on me, I created eight alternate accounts to get close to him. His online girlfriend is me, the buddy he often plays boss fights with is me, and the friend he met online to build models with is me... That's not all. I'm the underclassman he knows in real life who works on a project with him, the one who sends flirty messages to his Twitter account that he hasn't logged into in eight hundred years, and the person who's been lurking silently on his social media for ages, liking only his posts... Thanks to my relentless efforts, he got into the police academy, then teamed up with four friends to unmask most of my secret identities. He blocked and deleted me that very night. This is such a headache, so all I can do is use my one remaining real-life secret identity to cautiously start dating him again. Thanks to my renewed efforts, we're about to walk down the aisle. I absolutely can't tell him that his current girlfriend is me, the friend who keeps sharing links to collector's models at ridiculously low prices is me, and the creepy stalker who follows him rain or shine every day is me... OOC warning, heavily altered plot, amateur writing. One more recommendation: my next likely project is the no-CP pre-release About My Unspeakable Relationship with the Cult Leader One-line summary: Click here to watch the Cult Leader Village's online character-raising game. Theme: The world may be falling apart, but there will always be someone to mend it.