The Armed Detective Agency Investigator Who Walked into the Wrong Set Has Something to Say

[There will be at least one day off each week. New chapters every day otherwise! I'll take a break for special circumstances. Starting with Chapter 28, the novel will be locked behind a paywall! An 80% anti-piracy setting is in place.] [The main story and extras are all complete!] ---Blurb--- Question: What do you do when you mistake which series you're in? Answer: Thanks for asking. I woke up as a student at a police academy, about to graduate, and thought I was in the Detective Conan world. I was planning to study hard and make my mark in the First Investigation Division. But I later found out I was actually in Bungou Stray Dogs :) Now I'm going around Yokohama solving cases with a famous detective who looks my age but is still a child at heart. I've more or less become his guardian (no mercy). The squinty-eyed detective: ? What guardian?! We're clearly, (mouth covered) Fujie Mizuki: I feed you snacks every day, soothe the angry cat, follow the cat on walks all over Yokohama, occasionally look after you for Mr. Fukuzawa, and provide interesting cases for the cat to play with... I eat, play, and chat with you, and care about your physical and mental health and your mood. If that's not being your guardian, what is? Oh, right, I might count as half an employee, too. I am an Armed Detective Agency investigator, after all. I'm also always picking out and recruiting promising people for the Agency. It's exhausting. The famous detective, reduced to a cat: ?!! But I'm your ideal type! An ideal type is one thing, reality is another. Nobody really expects to find a partner in real life who matches their ideal type, right? Right? Right? Oh, this is the two-dimensional world. Never mind. Ranpo the kitty has something to say: The great detective figured out ages ago that something was off! What is this idiot doing, having an even worse grasp of the world than me, then going around denying and refusing to accept the truth? And sure, I don't understand it, but she patiently listens to my boring stories, keeps me company wherever I go, shares snacks, and helps solve my problems... That's special treatment, and nobody else gets it! Even in the world of cats, a slow-on-the-uptake human who scoops the litter would get rejected! Also, stop trying to pick up weird, troublesome people off the street and recruit them into the Agency! The president is the only one who needs to worry about that! And come to think of it, it's so obvious that you like me! So hurry up and confess already! ■ The heroine has some combat ability and a supernatural power. (Ranpo's ability is already off the charts, so don't expect the heroine to match him intellectually. Her supernatural ability is half a cheat code. I'll do my best to avoid overlapping abilities.) ■ At first, the heroine's guesses are often based on Detective Conan and a scientific worldview. She'll change her way of thinking after discovering the truth. ■ The romance is extremely slow-burn, with lots of daily life! Their interactions may feel more like those between two kids, with more obvious romantic interest appearing only later. ■ This story exists for the sake of one little plot contrivance. If you don't like any part of the plot, please stop reading. Then we'll all be happy. There are other upcoming stories in my profile, please add them to your favorites qwq!!! Next up: "What Does My Client Have to Do with My Cosplay Transmigration?!" Bungou Stray Dogs fanfiction, no pairing Other completed fanfics: "Playing the Mafia Simulator with the Young Master Mode On" Bungou Stray Dogs fanfiction, no pairing "How Did Someone Face-Blind Like Me Become a Famous Detective?" Detective Conan fanfiction, no pairing "Those Years I Was Brothers with the Hat-Wearing Guy" Bungou Stray Dogs fanfiction, boys' love "Is It Wrong to Slack Off in a Team Built on Hot-Blooded Bonds?" Demon Slayer fanfiction, no pairing "I Accidentally Got Mixed Up with the Literary Greats, and I'm Confused" Bungou Stray Dogs fanfiction, no pairing Theme: See into your own heart and discover and actively explore the world's infinite possibilities.