My Not-Dead Childhood Friend Somehow Seems More Like a Male Ghost Than I Do

[😋 Size difference, multiple layers of shameless tropes, let's serve up a proper feast]

[Heaven and Earth] A stunningly handsome, repressed man who's barely alive x [Heaven and Earth] A timid, flirtatious little ghost who's dead but barely alive

The shou is a little ghost who has forgotten his past. Since he did a lot of good deeds, he only needs to secretly feed on enough emotional fluctuations from his Host to be granted a chance to return to the living world.

He sets his sights on the gong, a scion from a prominent family. His looks and physique are just right, and his yang energy is incredibly strong.

Most importantly, just floating past him is enough to absorb a full 150 points of emotional fluctuations!

He doesn't even have to go out of his way to scare anyone. It's perfect!

He lurks by the gong's side, ready to feast.

At first, the shou watches from far away. Later, he plucks up the courage to approach and sits on the gong's lap, only to see him jump up and dash to the bathroom.

The shou, who just gained 100 points in one go: "!!!"

So good, bro.

Then the shou suddenly realizes that the gong can see him.

Not only that, but lately the gong has been acting like he's cultivated the Heartless Dao, his emotions so unnaturally calm.

With success so close at hand, the shou decides to try someone else for now.

He sets his sights on the gong's good friend, who's recently been dumped.

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The gong had been going crazy for a long time, until his childhood friend recently came back from the dead, barely alive.

The ghost is empty-headed, always sneaking after him, collecting things he's used, and sticking with him through meals and sleep.

Gong: "."

What a nice surprise.

The gong recalls the warning from the master: Don't disturb him. This spirit still has unfinished business, and he can only pass on after it's completed.

Pass on? As if.

The gong keeps his face calm and continues to endure, turning himself into an expert at putting up with it.

As long as he can see him one more time, he can do whatever he wants.

Then one day, the gong sees his childhood friend start following his good friend around.

Gong: "..."

Unable to take it anymore, the gong grabs his childhood friend and asks what he wants.

The childhood friend looks full of anticipation. "He got dumped. I want to spend every day by his side."

The gong smiles. His dark eyes shimmer with an eerie light, and his voice turns chilling. "Is that so?"

In your dreams.

#I'm generous, or so I pretend#

[A chaotic, silly, kindergarten-level plot. Set in a fictional world with no real-life models. No switching roles or pairings. Blurb still being refined.]

[The original idea wasn't working for now, so I changed it to this. Sorry, qvq.]

[2026.9.13]

Theme: Stay positive, work hard, and live well.