[This story will be updated whenever inspiration strikes. Updates may be irregular, and it may be abandoned, so enter at your own risk.]
[Lots of headcanons, such as the entire police academy group surviving, and people in the Detective Conan world knowing about supernatural abilities, magic, and superpowers. A happy family comedy!!]
The day after their first wedding anniversary, Tao Xing woke up to find that her successful, handsome, dark, and charming husband Rei Furuya had turned into a... pure-hearted lop-eared rabbit, waving his little paws and drooping his ears, who could even talk.
His memories and mind had regressed to his pure-hearted high school days, and he kept introducing himself as a high school student.
Her husband’s childhood friend explained that Rei had been attacked by an ability user, and his body might undergo some changes, but he’d be back to normal after a while.
Tao Xing, who had previously only been able to get teased and bullied by Rei Furuya, without finding any chance to get back at him: Oh ho =v=
From that day on, Rei Furuya turned into all sorts of inexplicable things every day.
A lop-eared rabbit, a yellow bird, or a pure-hearted high school Rei Furuya whose body had inexplicably returned to its teenage years.
Tao Xing: I never imagined married life, which everyone calls dull and uneventful, could be this exciting XD
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Tao Xing and Rei Furuya were college classmates.
Rei Furuya was witty, composed, and self-controlled in college. Now he had become more steady and mature, and his eyes seemed able to see right through Tao Xing.
Tao Xing felt like Rei Furuya always had her completely under his thumb.
Then a kind soul, Rei Furuya’s childhood friend, told Tao Xing that Rei Furuya had been especially cute in high school, and just a tiny bit tsundere.
Now that she’d finally met Rei Furuya with the mind of a high school student, Tao Xing rubbed her hands together, determined to give him a good teasing.
[Teasing the High Schooler - 1]
Tao Xing held a pet-care guidebook and looked gently at Zero, who had turned into an unknown creature again today.
“Are rabbits’ ears really that sensitive?”
“Do cats really love catnip that much?”
“Little birdie, would you like to perch on my shoulder while we go for a walk?”
Pure-hearted high school Zero: Don’t come near me!!!
[Teasing the High Schooler - 2]
Tao Xing: “First of all, I’m rich, and you earn less than I do.”
Tao Xing: “But you used to work several jobs at once, and that perseverance really touched my heart.”
Pure-hearted high school Rei Furuya: “?”
Tao Xing gave a wicked smile and raised an eyebrow. “So this is a forced-love relationship.”
Tao Xing continued: “Last night, you acted reluctant but secretly willing, playing hard to get. I was very dissatisfied.”
Tao Xing landed a critical hit: “So after we finished in a flash, I spent the long night alone in the guest room.”
Her eyes reddened. “But if you don’t want to, I won’t touch you again.”
Pure-hearted high school Rei Furuya: “...”
Pure-hearted high school Rei Furuya: “...You, um, miss...”
Tao Xing was shocked, pretending to wipe away tears. “Yesterday, you still called me Xiao Tao!!!”
Rei Furuya: “...”
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Not long after, pure-hearted high school Rei Furuya turned back into Nobuko: Rei Furuya from the normal timeline, with all his memories intact.
Rei Furuya raised an eyebrow and watched Tao Xing with a smile, drawing out each word. “Forced love? Finished in a flash? Playing hard to get? A long night?”
Tao Xing, who hadn’t realized Rei Furuya would remember all of this: “Don’t come near me!!!!”
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Looking at her handsome, mature husband’s face, which she hadn’t seen in a long time, Tao Xing suddenly sighed. “You were so cute in high school. Now you’re just full of tricks.”
Rei Furuya, sensing something was off: “?”
Tao Xing rested her chin in her hand. “I kind of miss innocent high school Zero. A high school boy and all that.”
Rei Furuya: “??”
Wait! There had only ever been one of him, from beginning to end!!!
#The sudden rival turns out to be myself#
[Theatrical, scatterbrained cutie heroine x Zero, who keeps changing appearances and has the mind of a high school student, but will one day change back and get revenge (?)]
[Irregular updates]
[Extreme OOC warning!! A short story, a fun idea that suddenly came to mind. The whole thing is full of jokes, and the plot runs wild like a runaway horse. Enter at your own risk.]
Saved on 2022/4/6
-----Sharing the blurb for another Zero sweet romance, Sticking Close to Toko------
[Reading guide: In short, it’s a sweet and clingy romance about sticking close to Toko! The game content fades out later. The first two chapters have more game scenes~]
*01
I’m an ordinary college student in Beika Town. My distinguishing feature is that I’m rich.
Lately, I’ve been deep in a wonderful unrequited crush. The object of my affection is a popular waiter at a certain cafe.
One day, a hyper-realistic romance and management gacha game suddenly appeared.
In the game, the person I have a crush on is a chibi character with a flower growing out of his head, and I can poke him as much as I like.
After playing this magical game that appeared out of nowhere, my world changed.
First, I somehow became the owner of the cafe.
Second, my crush became my... boyfriend.
--02
My boyfriend is good at everything: cooking, braiding hair, fighting, driving, solving cases, gaming, playing tennis...
There can’t be a skill in the world he doesn’t have, right? [stares at the sky]
He’s mysterious and doesn’t seem like an ordinary waiter.
For example, he’ll suddenly disappear for a while, he’s actually great at street racing, he’s a seriously good fighter, and he sometimes shows a hint of possessiveness and controlling behavior...
A long, long time later.
I watched with my own eyes as my distant cousin, who works as a Public Security police officer, said to my boyfriend, “Mr. Furuya, are there any other arrangements for this assignment?”
--03
My boyfriend is exceptional in every way, even his name has a few more parts than other people’s.
“Amuro, Furuya, and Bourbon,” my boyfriend finally confessed.
Me: “?”
My boyfriend is exceptional in every way, and even dating him is a high-quality experience.
Having him feels like I’m dating several people at once.
...And every so often, we even get to enjoy some unspeakable role-play. [Shh]
[Little Scene 1]
After learning my boyfriend’s real name was Rei, I’d gotten used to calling him by his secret identities, so I found it hard to correct myself and kept calling him by one of them without thinking.
My boyfriend always smiled and answered, but after it happened so many times, even I started to feel guilty.
One time, after I accidentally called him by a secret identity again, my boyfriend, dressed in uniform, casually leaned against the edge of his office desk, put down the file in his hand, and looked at me calmly.
After a long pause, he smiled. “Do you prefer that gentle, considerate cafe waiter?”
Me: “???” Wait! That’s you!
[Little Scene 2]
After learning that my boyfriend wasn’t getting enough sleep because he was juggling several secret identities, I thoughtfully reminded him to get some rest.
I took out my phone and read aloud, “Staying up late every day makes it easy to blah blah blah, and you can even get kidney...”
I suddenly stopped.
My boyfriend slowly rubbed the palm of my hand with his thumb, smiling at me. “Why did you stop reading?”
Me: “...QAQ”
I mumbled, “...Kidney deficiency.”
For many nights to come, I was forced to stay up late, too.
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“Run the Poirot Cafe and build the cozy shop of your dreams together with them.”
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Reading Guide:
1. [Energetic, witty, adorable softie x Toko] Mutual unrequited crush, with max affection!
2. Extreme OOC for self-indulgent fun! Lots of headcanons!
3. An everyday romance, told in a casual, diary-like style! Just a sweet and clingy romance! Feel free to close the book if it’s not for you~
4. [I sometimes touch up little details, so it’s always fresh on rereading!]
Theme: Live every day to the fullest and look forward to the future
Miss Taoxing, please be careful about being forced to change clothes by a 29-year-old man who has returned!
Matsuda: Don't miss this opportunity to persecute the blond bastard! What a deep sympathy this is, hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I think when the real Ling Ling comes back, Yao Xing will say expressionlessly: "Change back =_="
Police Academy Team: Can we watch this for free?
Goose
Hahahahahahahaha, when will you come back for more updates?
Get the black history of the same period
? Shinichi, what have you been through?
Buy a sexy suit, hahaha, so you don't have to make holes.
Hahahahahaha, even if you wear it, won't it break after you transform? (Dog head holding rose in mouth. Jpg)