October 25, 2024
The sequel is in my profile: "I'm Serious About Selling Fake Booze in Beika Town" (not yet started), told from a Ran fan's perspective. This was meant to be the first part, but the silly author can't stand leaving a story unfinished, so I changed its status to complete.
Blurb:
Lu Xi only has two regrets in life.
The first was choosing the online handle Black h Rose when she was young and reckless. She came up with it during her chuunibyou phase, and one day it blew up, making her silly z handle famous across the internet.
The second was accidentally ending up in the Detective Conan world, which held countless childhood traumas for her. Because she loved her face too much, she didn't transmigrate into a man. Instead, she became a magical cross-dresser.
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System: Your mission is to get close to...
Lu Xi tilted her head. "The Detective Boys? The wine organization? Or the police station?"
Whatever it is, bring it on! She's ready! As one of the world's top explorers, she's not afraid of any storm!
System: ...Kogoro Mouri.
Lu Xi [eyes wide with shock]: "...You... you people... want me to covet a married man?!"
System: !!!! Host, do you want to listen to what you're saying?
What kind of imagination would make her come up with such a... such an...
Such an absurd idea?!
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After the System explained, the girl finally understood that her mission was to unravel the mystery surrounding Kogoro Mouri and figure out whether he was really clueless or just pretending to be.
But what was the point of figuring that out? Would it reveal the secret of Atlantis sinking into the sea, or let her break through the universe and lead all of humanity into a new world?
System: ...Complete the mission and you'll get a set of advanced exploration equipment.
The girl [beaming]: "When do we start? Right now?"
For the advanced exploration equipment, let's go!
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1. Solving mysteries is Conan's job. The protagonist's only hobby is causing trouble.
2. It has something to do with the Detective Conan fandom, but it's not focused on solving mysteries. It's mainly about the setting and everyday life [For the cuties who love mysteries, this silly author can only sadly say goodbye!]
3. No pairings [I don't want to write romance]
4. The protagonist is a "Casanova" type, flirting with people everywhere while disguised as a man [Don't read if that's not your thing]
5. Fans of ShinRan, feel free to dive in! The author is a staunch supporter of canon couples [x]
6. This story acknowledges that Detective Conan belongs to Gosho Aoyama. This fanfic came about because the author got carried away watching a childhood favorite, had a sudden inspiration, and wrote it in a burst of enthusiasm [the so-called mission is just an "excuse" and doesn't get much page time]
7. Even though this was written on impulse, please point out anything that doesn't make sense. This silly author will fix it if possible. If not, I'll have to call it my own headcanon, QAQ
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HP fans, please wait a little longer. The silly author has all her attention on Detective Conan right now [Once I finish the story I've gotten carried away writing here, I'll write the story I promised you. Bows/bows]
Theme: A new-century Casanova lies in wait in this city
Wwwww Teacher, you actually cheated (crossed it out) and updated qwq. In fact, the first thing I read was the HP article you wrote, but it seems to be already there; I read it two years ago and I don't remember qwq very much now. Although this article may be regretful, I think it's good that you are happy, teacher! Www! I wish the teacher to be happy every day in real life! Goodbye ww!
"What you found was jasmine, what I found was the moon." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I really like this chapter ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
It's so fun. I finally understand why the protagonist likes to seek death so much. I like it too.
Thank you, madam, for bringing such warm words. This was the first time I felt Xinlan's strong and undercurrent of love so directly. Character, behavior, uncontrollable physiology, and fate are the most playful.
I kind of want to see the protagonist destroy the world haha
My angel…
Keep your head up princess by anson, a super heartwarming song
This original character is stupid and weak, and it doesn't feel any better if you fight her. It's boring to watch her act stupid.
Vision of some Knight Lan and her little sweetheart Kudo(?)
I really hate this elementary school student who messes with me. I hope I can go offline as soon as possible? Yuyu's "second time" refers to the second time this intruder scolded Xiaolan, right? Yuyu has already regarded Lan as a friend!