The Forum's Top-Favorite NPC

At the exit of a Tokyo subway station, there was a homeless child with a bandage over his left eye. He was quite good-looking.

As soon as the forum's "NPC Raising Project" opened, the players raising characters all fell for this pretty child, number 63077, at first sight.

They thought their precious boy was a sweet, well-behaved little kid, until one day 63077 grabbed a passing white-haired teacher and shouted, "A kidnapper is trying to abduct a child!"

5t5: ? Want to see if I actually will?

Then, when he was being taken to the police station, he grabbed the kindhearted Mazda and yelled, "This is my dad!"

Mazda: ? Don't just make baseless accusations!

Once he got his wish and went home with Officer Matsuda, his caretakers realized that this little kid was actually a little devil:

① Setting off fireworks on the Teitan Elementary School field

② Kicking the Grim Reaper Elementary Schoolboy's belt like a soccer ball

③ Ignoring everything and climbing onto the roof of Bourbon's car

④ Taking Haibara along to race the Black Organization

Caretakers: Th-this is way too exciting! Youth is priceless! Go, my precious boy, go!

63077's stock as a future success kept soaring.

But a few months later, senior officials from the jujutsu world unexpectedly showed up, insisting the child was the last surviving heir of the Gojo family.

His left-eye bandage was pulled away. His clear Six Eyes glared fearlessly at the unexpected visitors. To keep Mazda from getting dragged into this, 63077 still went with them.

The child was handed over to his cheap white-haired dad. It was a case of a little demon king raised by a big demon king:

① Punching the Big Three Families' ancestral halls and kicking in the room of the rotten higher-ups

② Breaking some old geezer's finger to make dark cuisine

③ Loving to play with Rika

④ The father and son, standing together 800 meters up in the air with a megaphone, shouting, "Edamame cream daifuku is on sale today! Today's special! Don't buy any, let me have it all!"

But whenever it was time to test his cursed energy or physical techniques, the child would roll around on the ground and throw a tantrum, acting exactly like a spoiled young master.

In reality, your 63077 can send a curse flying ten meters with a single kick.

His white-haired bargain-bin dad grabbed him by the collar and rubbed his chin. "Those moves are clean and precise. You've definitely been trained. Good son, where are your real parents?"

63077 (turning his head away): Hmph.

It wasn't until one day, while on a mission in Yokohama, that more than a dozen black mafia cars blocked their way. For the first time, 63077 wore a guilty expression that said he wanted to run.

A short orange-haired executive got out, seething, and ordered the white-haired man to hand over his son.

5t5 picked up the kid beside him and pointed at him. "Sorry, but he's my son now."

Nakahara Chuuya: What did you say? I'm his mom!

63077 (putting his hands together) (smiling): Mom, it's been so long. You're looking more beautiful than ever.

The caretakers: Wow, what an upper-class family drama!

Let's watch the drama, watch the drama, and damn it, watch the drama!

Wait, what were we doing on the forum in the first place? Never mind. Let's watch the show!

ps:

1. This isn't a cute little-kid story. 63077 is a little demon who can be pure black, pure white, or any chaotic combination in between. (For a warm-up, please read the author's note in Chapter 1.)

1.5: Please be ready for a story in the style of Gintama, with cozy everyday moments, absurd antics, a collection of jokes and gags, plot-driven drama, passionate battles, scheming, sinister machinations, and so on!

2. The timeline is an alternate version, and all worlds have merged. The Grim Reaper Elementary Schoolboy and 5t5 both walk the streets of Tokyo.

3. Chuuya is his biological mom, but also isn't. 63077's origins will be revealed later. (A little Soukoku.) (Introducing a hidden, brooding dad.)

4. The goal is to keep things fun and lighthearted, and make everyone suffer.

5. Please don't bring up other stories in the comments here, and don't bring this story up in the comments of other stories. Thanks for cooperating~

Blurb dated 23.8.4

Here's a recommendation for my older sister's ABO story, Beta's Escape Plan by Ying Luo.

If you're into yandere characters and forced love, go check it out~

Xia Xu never expected that the "rabbit" he got involved with while studying in the UK would turn out to be a wolf.

Possessiveness, control, and fixation are in a wolf's nature.

But later, Xia Xu thought that Shi Yuhuai really ought to be a rabbit.

After all, rabbits are in heat all year round...

After one last, nearly suffocating kiss and a wild night together, Xia Xu boarded a flight back home early the next morning.

He left without saying goodbye.

It was just a fling. He'd accidentally fallen for a beauty, and Xia Xu figured it wasn't such a bad deal.

A year and a half later, the handsome new young professor asked him why he'd skipped class. Xia Xu could only fall silent.

He'd accidentally fallen for a beauty. Was this fall going to last his whole life?

That's what he thought when that big hand gripped his throat and the familiar feeling of suffocation washed over him.

"This world isn't that big. Where do you think you can run?" Shi Yuhuai asked.

Then I guess I'll have to get on a spaceship, Xia Xu thought.

But there are no real spaceships in the world.

With a click, a spiked leather collar meant for a vicious dog was fastened around Xia Xu's neck.

Three years of life at the estate had made Shi Yuhuai think Xia Xu was used to being kept by him.

On the three-year-and-one-day mark, Xia Xu ran away.

No matter how hard Shi Yuhuai searched, he couldn't find him.

Xia Xu had boarded his spaceship and vanished from this world.

Theme: Let the world be filled with love.