[Upcoming: The Treasonous Villain’s Inner Thoughts Are Too Much! and Three Sentences to Make the Dragon-Proud Protagonist Lose It]
Blurb:
In his previous life, Ning Yao and Yi Jin fought each other until they both died.
When they opened their eyes, they had been reborn as two internet celebrities, and their company ordered them to team up and sell a fake romance.
Ning Yao: Even if I starve to death, even if I jump out of here, I will never fake a romance with him!
Yi Jin: I’d rather be killed.
Smack! The manager slapped a contract down in front of them. The two stared at the astronomical penalty fee and fell into thought.
Ning Yao straightened his expression. "I’ll treasure this job and do my best!"
Yi Jin gritted his teeth. "I love this job."
*
They couldn’t get into the mood to film an intimate video.
Ning Yao: "My partner’s so disgusting. I really can’t do this."
Yi Jin: "The guy across from me is so ugly, I can’t bring myself to kiss him."
Manager: "Pay the penalty and get out of here right now!"
Both spoke in unison: "Give us one more chance!"
They started filming again. On camera, they kissed passionately. The moment the director called cut, they sprang apart and put eight hundred miles between them.
Ning Yao turned away. "Ugh!"
Yi Jin turned his head, his icy expression so ugly it looked ready to crack.
*
Half a month later, thanks to their stunning looks, incredible sexual tension, and undeniable chemistry as a couple, they suddenly went viral. From then on, they were forced further and further down the path of faking a romance, growing more and more popular.
The videos they had to film became increasingly risqué.
Ning Yao deliberately flirted with him throughout a scene, then turned cold the moment filming ended. "Get off me. Why are you still pinning me down?"
The man, usually always so cold, rarely let a hint of embarrassment show in his eyes. He played dead, not moving an inch, breathing heavily.
Ning Yao dramatically glanced down and sneered. "Well, well. Isn’t this sexual harassment? I’m calling the police."
Yi Jin raised his face, fire burning in his dark, cold eyes. "I haven’t accused you of sexually harassing me yet. Why are you wriggling around like that? Trying to show off?"
Ning Yao raised an eyebrow, his face full of mockery. "I’m acting properly. You’re the one who can’t do your job. Talk about the guilty accusing the innocent."
They glared at each other, trading barbs. Suddenly, Yi Jin sneered. "Just you wait."
"Tch."
That day, they competed to embarrass each other in several intimate scenes. In the end, they were both left with swollen lips, panting, red-faced, and making several trips to the bathroom.
Coworker 1: "I get it, I get it. They’re young and full of passion."
Coworker 2: "They’re so dedicated. I’m worried they’ll actually have a baby on camera."
After work, Yi Jin dragged Ning Yao into the stairwell and pinned him against the wall, his gaze chilling.
Ning Yao slightly lifted his eyes. A faint blush from the earlier kisses still colored the corners of his eyes. He looked lazy and utterly provocative. "What, you’re not happy? Want to fight?"
Yi Jin’s gaze darkened, and his Adam’s apple bobbed. "If you’ve got the guts, leave your door unlocked tonight."
Ning Yao sneered. "If you’ve got what it takes, come on over."
Yi Jin stared at him intensely for a long moment, then said meaningfully, "You know what I’m capable of. I’m big and hard."
Ning Yao: "?"
Wait, something wasn’t right here.
Vengeful, hedonistic, venomous beauty, world-weary uke x Cold, obsessive, violent mad dog, but with a zest for life seme
[Content Warnings]
1. This is a story about two beautiful, tragic, unhinged men saving each other. It’s purely for shipping the couple, so fans who are very particular about which partner is which should proceed with caution!
2. The seme and uke are the deranged villainous antagonists from The Actor’s Secret Hater Is Actually His Wife. After being reborn, they turn over a new leaf and try to be normal people.
3. In their past lives, the seme had many lovers and the uke had many boyfriends. After being reborn, they have eyes only for each other, body and soul.
4. Both leads have flawed personalities and mental health issues. Their conflict is intense early on, and they hurl a lot of profanity at each other. Proceed with caution if that bothers you.
5. Not realistic. Set in an alternate modern world.
6. There’s also a short alternate timeline where the seme and uke have a tragic ending in their previous life, in the neighboring story Mad Dog and Beauty Snake. That alternate timeline is just the author being unhinged. Read it or don’t, but the real ending for the couple is happy!
Upcoming: The Treasonous Villain’s Inner Thoughts Are Too Much! Blurb:
In his previous life, Lan Hexue was a court historian. King Liang ordered him to be cut in half at the waist for writing the words "King Liang murdered his brother and father" in the historical records.
Reborn for another life, he unexpectedly gained the ability to hear other people’s thoughts. That was how he discovered an even more treasonous villain than King Liang, the newly appointed top scholar Ning Naihe
"Tsk, when will I get to sit on the throne for a change?"
"Hah, King Liang, the so-called protagonist, is an idiot. I’ll find a chance to get rid of him."
"Lan Hexue really is everyone’s unattainable first love. He’s truly peerlessly elegant, so good-looking you can’t take your eyes off him. Too bad he dies early in the book. His waist is so slender, I bet I could wrap one hand around it."
Lan Hexue was stunned and quietly covered his waist with his sleeve.
*
Ning Naihe was a noble scion, the top scholar of the imperial examinations, elegant as an orchid and a tree, and brilliant beyond compare. He was the dream lover of countless women, yet somehow failed to win Lord Lan’s favor.
One day, the two met by chance. Lan Hexue greeted him and started to hurry away, but Ning Naihe caught him by the wrist.
Ning Naihe spoke earnestly, his words tinged with grievance. "Have I somehow offended you, Lord Lan? You always avoid me as if I were a poisonous snake."
What Lan Hexue heard in Ning Naihe’s mind: What incense is Lan Hexue wearing? Orchid? It smells wonderful. His wrist is so slender, it looks like it would snap if I twisted it. So pale, like snow. It would look amazing with black chains wrapped around it, pinned against red wedding quilts... Huh, why is he blushing? So cute.
Lan Hexue shoved him away and fled in a panic.
*
Even knowing he would die, Lan Hexue remained true to the integrity of a historian, faithfully recording everything about the treacherous official Ning Naihe.
"Ning Naihe holds power over the court, calls a deer a horse, and overturns the order of the imperial court. He is a corrupt official and a powerful minister."
"Ning Naihe controls the emperor to command the nobles, steals the imperial seal, and appoints himself chancellor. His treason knows no bounds. He is a rebel and a traitor."
Years later, Lan Hexue was still alive and well, sitting in Ning Naihe’s arms on the dragon throne. Ning Naihe guided his hand as he wrote in the historical records: "The emperor and Hexue cherished and supported each other, shared life and death, and loved each other deeply, pledging to grow old together. Hexue is the emperor’s consort, and the emperor commands him to serve him every day without defiance."
What Lan Hexue heard in his mind: Ancient clothing is so complicated. It’s such a pain to take off. I wish Hexue could just go around naked every day.
Lan Hexue: ?!
Pure-hearted, upright, old-fashioned uke x Perverted rebel and traitor seme
Upcoming: Three Sentences to Make the Dragon-Proud Protagonist Lose It Blurb:
Meng Xuli was the young master of the foremost immortal sect in the Nine Provinces. Unrivaled in beauty, graceful and refined, and astonishingly talented, he was the heaven-blessed genius with the greatest hope of ascending to immortality. Yet he married young, and to a man at that, leaving countless people lamenting the waste.
Some said Ying Huai had no cultivation, was weak and easy to bully, and was useless in every way. He wasn’t worthy of Meng Xuli. Others said Meng Xuli married Ying Huai only because he was born with a rare, natural agarwood bone. Once Meng Xuli had used him, he would be abandoned. Still others said Meng Xuli let his clan bully Ying Huai and was always cold to him, proof that he didn’t care about him at all.
Ying Huai didn’t care. He continued to love Meng Xuli passionately, hoping that one day Meng Xuli would love him too.
Later, people said that Meng Xuli was deeply in love with his master, and that he cultivated so desperately to ascend to the upper realm and find him.
Others said Ying Huai looked just like Meng Xuli’s master. He was only a substitute.
Ying Huai finally understood.
*
Meng Xuli was cold and aloof by nature. His heart belonged only to the path of cultivation and ascension. Everyone and everything else was trivial and unimportant to him. So whenever Ying Huai asked him with shining eyes if he loved him, Meng Xuli could only think that mortals really were vulgar and shallow.
Later, Ying Huai fell off a cliff and died. Before that, he left behind three sentences.
"Actually, you’re really bad in bed."
"I always treated you as a substitute for the person I love. You look more like him when you smile, but sadly, you don’t smile often."
"I’m pregnant, but the child isn’t yours."
On the first day, Meng Xuli was unmoved.
On the second day, Meng Xuli’s hair turned white overnight, his eyes bloodshot, and he completely fell into demonic cultivation.
On the third day, Meng Xuli went on a killing spree, staining the entire cultivation world with blood.
*
A hundred years later, on the day of the Demon Lord Ying Huai’s wedding to Divine Lord Taiyan, the new Demon Emperor came slaughtering his way from the foot of the mountain to the summit, eyes red with fury.
The System screamed in his mind: Host, isn’t that the target you mistook for someone else last time?
Meng Xuli’s silver hair flew in the wind. He was covered in blood and malice, staring fixedly at Ying Huai as he walked toward him step by step.
Ying Huai swallowed, then shoved Divine Lord Taiyan out in front of him. "Get him, husband!"
Meng Xuli’s gaze fell on the divine lord in red wedding robes, who looked seven or eight parts like him. He went even more completely insane.
Theme: If you’re not family, you don’t belong under the same roof
I really like Xiang Shaozhao and Luo Li, as well as Sheng Ye and Lancelot.
An old bookworm accidentally clicked on this book and finished reading it unknowingly. The writing is good, better than many highly collected books in Jinjiang, but I don't know why not many people read it. Please come on today! The writing is very touching hhhhh (ps: I didn't read Jinjiang's novel before because it was not a high favorite. I really wouldn't click on it if it costs more than a thousand. The author really saw this by accident)
Madam... The advantage of being unpopular is that everything can pass the test. The writing is great, the writing style is very good, it shouldn't be so cold, the whole style is completely different from the style of Jinjiang City, no one in Jinjiang dares to write like this... Although I scolded the author while reading (you will understand what I scolded the author as long as you read it), but the writing style, rhythm, and story are really good. Wife of a potential stock, please pay attention
Suddenly I remembered that Brother Jiaojiao's family hadn't appeared yet. Also, we seem to have consular immunity or something?
I like this two-way redemption and rush
Yi Jin was imprisoned once in his last life, will he be imprisoned once in this life?
You'd better install the locator. Hey hey hey hey hey, they are suitable for being normal lovers in front of each other and entangled in each other's flesh and blood later.
The author's article is the unbearable hope in my graduate student life
It's really super pretty.
At the end of Spreading Flowers, Yaoyao and Brother Jiaojiao have been in one dimension for a long time. The story of love and redemption will never end.
Brother, I Know I Was Wrong!
The Voices of the Rebellious Ministers and Traitors Are Unbearable!
My Nemesis Is Actually My Top Supporter
The Mad Dog and the Beautiful Serpent
The Emperor's Secret Hater, Actually His Wife [Book Transmigration]
Watching My Arch Enemy's Wife-Chasing Crematorium
Extras
My Ex-Boyfriend Came Back to Life
Clinging to My Ex-Boyfriend's Coattails [Entertainment Industry]
Three Sentences to Make the Overpowered Hero Break Down
I’m Really Not a Green Tea Bitch
The Short-Tempered Princess Consort, Beating People Up Online
I really like Xiang Shaozhao and Luo Li, as well as Sheng Ye and Lancelot.
An old bookworm accidentally clicked on this book and finished reading it unknowingly. The writing is good, better than many highly collected books in Jinjiang, but I don't know why not many people read it. Please come on today! The writing is very touching hhhhh (ps: I didn't read Jinjiang's novel before because it was not a high favorite. I really wouldn't click on it if it costs more than a thousand. The author really saw this by accident)
Madam... The advantage of being unpopular is that everything can pass the test. The writing is great, the writing style is very good, it shouldn't be so cold, the whole style is completely different from the style of Jinjiang City, no one in Jinjiang dares to write like this... Although I scolded the author while reading (you will understand what I scolded the author as long as you read it), but the writing style, rhythm, and story are really good. Wife of a potential stock, please pay attention
Suddenly I remembered that Brother Jiaojiao's family hadn't appeared yet. Also, we seem to have consular immunity or something?
I like this two-way redemption and rush
Yi Jin was imprisoned once in his last life, will he be imprisoned once in this life?
You'd better install the locator. Hey hey hey hey hey, they are suitable for being normal lovers in front of each other and entangled in each other's flesh and blood later.
The author's article is the unbearable hope in my graduate student life
It's really super pretty.
At the end of Spreading Flowers, Yaoyao and Brother Jiaojiao have been in one dimension for a long time. The story of love and redemption will never end.