[Football] The Chairwoman

Hello, everyone. I’m Roxie Wayne. In this age when superheroes are everywhere and supervillains are crawling out of the woodwork, I did the one thing a trust-fund kid ought to do. What? Obviously, I didn’t squeeze into a skintight suit and become a superhero. I bought a top-tier football club. As for whether I secretly had Robin put on an Assassin League outfit to “persuade” Mr. Berlusconi, who wasn’t too keen on selling the club at first, that’s hard to say. You can ask Robin himself. § Reader’s Guide: ◎ Buying Milan, packed with superhero and football references. Very little actual match content, so serious football fans, stay away. ◎ The heroine is a goofball. ◎ No research nerds, please. I make stuff up as I go. ◎ If superheroes can play football, then of course I’m making up the schedule too. ◎ All interpretive rights belong to Roxie. Take it up with her. ◎ If you’re having fun, enjoy. If not, run. ◎ The pairing hasn’t been decided yet, but there will be one. There are too many handsome guys, so let me think about it. ◎ It’ll probably be a short story. ◎ I’m already writing football, so cut me some slack. § My Western Crossover story *Apocalypse Hotel Management Diary* is updating at the same time next door. Here are some upcoming stories. If you’re interested, visit my author page to add them to your list: * [Football] Untarnished Lake Light: From the Mao family youth academy, to Arsenal captain, to England’s goalkeeper. * [Football] Winning Is What Football’s About: So what if a jerk has a soft side? Winning is what football’s about. * The Angel’s Day Off [Western Crossover]: The Father will forgive you. I’ll send you to meet him right now. * The Wayne Family’s Laid-Back Daily Life 2 [Western Crossover]: Help, after losing his memory, my brother turned into Dwayne Johnson! Theme: Everyone is born with a purpose. There are things in life worth more than life itself.