[Football] I, Nesta's Cat, Am a Goalkeeper

I was an Angora cat with a black-and-white coat, roaming an apartment building. One day I woke up and had turned into a biped. My meal ticket and human, Alessandro Nesta, waved his hand and shoved me into AC Milan's youth academy, saying, “Quick reflexes. Don't waste them.” And so I, Leo, formerly a black-and-white cat and now an AC Milan goalkeeper, proudly took up the job. The locker room is a treasure trove. I used to be able to watch only from atop the wardrobes, but now I can observe “beautiful friendship” up close. The captain and the Ninth Lord, the quiet one and the screamer... My Milanello Secret Emotional Observations Diary practically writes itself. That is, until Sandro grabbed me by the scruff and gave me a beating. “I'm recording tactics!” I wailed, meowing. “But Costacurta and Maldini are so shippable!” Later, I became Milan's first-choice goalkeeper. During a penalty save, I couldn't help blurting it out in front of all Europe: “Miaow, ” The internet exploded, and my secret identity as a fanfic writer was in peril. Sandro covered his face. “Don't say you know him.” Maldini raised an eyebrow. “So those ABO and gender-swap stories...” I huddled on the goal line, weak and helpless, but still able to make saves. Today, too, is another day of fighting to protect the goal and the CP romance (or so I believe)! Note: 1. The author doesn't play soccer and is trying to learn more. Please correct any inaccuracies. 2. This is mainly a nonsensical story about a cat randomly shipping people and playing matchmaker. No logic, just banter. It includes Miaoying, 39, 313, 1321, 821, 1322, and so on (the numbers have no particular meaning). The people involved say none of it happened. ! The cat is a true romantic but ships in every possible way. The author ships anything and everything, an utterly chaotic multishipper. 3. The story revolves around Serie A, and the cat will definitely spend its whole career at Milan. 4. The career and shipping plots are split 1:1 and interwoven. There will be losses. 5. For plot reasons, the cat's arrival butterflies Dida away and gives Abbiati a temporary health buff, so Abbiati is Milan's first-choice goalkeeper early on. Some group-stage results will be changed. We'll make Milan's dream of winning the 2005 Champions League come true. First, a bow of thanks to the original champions and Dida. Other matches won't be described in detail unless something unexpected happens. The match outline only goes up to 2005. 6. No outside forces influence the soccer. It's all talent and hard work. But there's a little plot armor around the cat's wealth and identity. Also, the story starts in 2002. Kaka won't make his debut until the 2003 transfer window, around the middle of the story. lol Remember: The kitty has an iron stomach. The kitty will eat anything? Theme: Don't believe or spread rumors