Zhen Xuanzi ascended to immortality, but on the very night she completed her ascension paperwork, some unknown deity, drunk and riding a flying sword, sent her sprawling.
And as if that weren't enough, he fled the scene!
Zhen Xuanzi, a model citizen and veteran driving instructor, was so furious she could have breathed fire. She swore to clean up the bad behavior in the Heavenly Court.
The Heavenly Court Traffic Department and driving school opened for business, and all deities and goddess's flying privileges were revoked.
Want to ride a flying sword? Sure, come back after you get a license!
Want to have your mount fly instead? Sure, bring your mount in for a driving test!
They memorized traffic laws and battled their way through mountains of practice questions. From the first test to the second and third, the deities and goddesses worked as hard as they had before ascending, desperate for permission to fly through the heavens. The driving school was soon packed with people, with cranes flying and donkeys braying everywhere. What a lively scene.
One deity even failed the second test for the third time, lost his temper, and stormed over to protest to Zhen Xuanzi.
At the driving school, Zhen Xuanzi had just finished chewing out a student and hopped down from her sword. "What is it?"
Deity: "...N-nothing. I just... want to sign up for the next second test."
Damn, even the Heavenly Lord had been chewed out until he was covered in verbal spit and stood there like a quail. How could he dare complain?
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#Heavenly Court Newsletter Forum#
1L: Insider tip, insider tip! The Heavenly Lord's license has been confiscated again!
2L: #Why does the Heavenly Lord never learn and keep breaking the rules of the road?#
3L: I know, I know. I was at the driving school today, and the Heavenly Lord came in to retake the test! The way he looked at the instructor! There's definitely something going on!
4L: The Heavenly Lord has ulterior motives. I'm reporting him!
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The Thunder God was famous for his explosive temper and impatience, yet he obediently showed up at the driving school like clockwork. But...
#Heavenly Court Breaking News#
Thunder God Lei* worked hard to earn his license and was overjoyed. He invited his friends out to celebrate, but got his license revoked that very night for drunk flying. He'll have to wait a year before applying again.
Big headline: Don't drink and fly your sword. If you drink, don't fly your sword.
Thunder God Lei: This mosaic censor bar is a 6.
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One-on-one romance, happy ending, lighthearted everyday sweetness
Note: The male lead deliberately makes mistakes to create opportunities to interact with the heroine. This is a bad example, not something to imitate! Follow the rules when flying. Everyone is responsible for road safety!
Theme: Drive with courtesy, travel safely. Traffic civility starts with every little thing.
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I was really touched at the beginning of this chapter! Gender discrimination really happens all the time. I am the vice-president of the student union, and I am busy with people every day. But I heard people say that I, a girl, can get into the student union without even knowing how. I was really speechless at that time, both boys and girls didn't care how far behind me they were in professional courses. There are often people comparing girls to who is prettier and who has a better figure. The two men must be comparing which one is better. I wonder if the brain has shrunk three times smaller than his skull. I am a bitch all day long. There are also girls who tell others whether I am prettier than her. I feel a bit bitch. (I am just expressing my feelings, no offense intended.)
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