[New story is out: The Beloved Little Beast, No Cuddling Allowed! If you're interested, please add it to your collection~]
While Sang Ning is livestreaming a variety show, a strange spiritual qi revival occurs. In an instant, monsters and demons run rampant, and the apocalypse arrives.
Humanity faces an existential crisis.
No one thinks Sang Ning will survive three days. After all, he's delicate and harmless, the most precious rose in the entertainment industry.
Sang Ning, stranded: “I'm so delicate. How am I supposed to survive...”
Then he promptly starts farming and growing crops, and survives in the wilderness. He even accidentally catches a soft, squishy, gigantic water-blue jellyfish??
The captured evil god:
#My wife is so cute#
#I want my wife to eat me#
#Humans eat squid, so why won't they eat jellyfish#
While everyone else fights against monsters and demons, risking death at every turn,
Sang Ning lies flat, raising the world-destroying evil god as a pet.
While everyone else struggles to survive, unable to eat their fill or stay warm,
he weaves cloth, farms, installs internet, and livestreams, having the time of his life.
When humanity finally receives a signal again and checks their phones,
they see Sang Ning, the useless beauty who wasn't supposed to survive three days, holding an evil god in his arms and a handful of herbs in his hand, surveying his golden wheat fields like a ruler.
Humanity: Damn!
Haters: How dare he live so easily!
Passersby: Holy crap, I'm jealous! Big shot, do you need another pet? One who went to college and knows how to eat?
Insiders, trembling: That's an evil god!!!
A divinely favored beauty who thinks he's a weak vase but is actually so unbelievably lucky that everything he tries succeeds x a pretty jellyfish evil god who just wants to cuddle his wife
★ Before You Read
◆ Cover used with commercial permission from Ye Guangdeng
◆ This story contains lots of author-created details. The writing is amateurish, and please forgive any bugs or plot holes.
◆ One-on-one, both leads' first relationship, pure sweetness, happy ending
◆ Yes, they have a child
◆ Check out my upcoming cute childcare story, The Beloved Little Beast, No Cuddling Allowed! Add it to your collection if you're interested~
Zhu Dengdeng is the world's only baby Zhulong, precious and beloved.
On his first day in the human world, he imitates a kitten and brings his own cardboard box. Resting his soft cheeks in his hands, he blinks his big eyes and crouches inside, begging to be taken in.
Once his dirty little face is cleaned, he's as pretty as jade and snow, with eyes that curve like a little rice cake and two sweet dimples. He's utterly adorable.
Lucky Dengdeng curls up in the cardboard box and is successfully adopted by a family of four.
The four family members look like decent, upstanding people, but their life in human society is utterly miserable. They live in a shabby little house and eat nothing but vegetable leaves every day.
Even so, the eldest brother, who has severe social anxiety, overcomes it to take the little one to a crowded amusement park. He spends the whole time looking horrified, but still gives the child a happy childhood.
The stingy second brother takes a handful of crumpled bills from his pocket. His hands trembling, he puts them together one at a time to pay for the little one's schooling.
The third brother, who is obsessed with collecting junk, painfully sells his precious collection to buy the little one some candy.
The gloomy, skulking fourth brother hears people tease the little one for not having a schoolbag. Being the caring sort, he picks up a needle and thread and uses the same speed he has spent twenty years stabbing little dolls to sew the child a small bag.
Zhu Dengdeng: My brothers are so good to me. I'll make lots of money and take care of them when I grow up QAQ
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At the night market, the little one follows his second brother around selling things. Holding a megaphone, he calls out in a soft voice, “We're selling odds and ends! Two yuan, everything's two yuan! You won't lose out, you won't get ripped off...”
Turning around, he stubbornly wipes away his tears and continues calling out, trying to help.
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His brothers feel sorry for him and gently comfort him. “You don't have to do this, little one. Our family has money.”
The little one shakes his head bravely. “I know all about it! Sob, sob, I'll definitely be good to my brothers when I grow up QAQ.”
Brothers: ...?
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Until one day, a group of monsters abducts the little one.
The eldest brother, a gaming-obsessed shut-in, transforms into the divine beast Bai Ze. With a wave of his hand, all the beasts answer his call.
The stingy second brother, who is constantly chased off the overpass by city inspectors, roars and transforms into a golden-swallowing Pixiu, swallowing the monsters with a mighty “Awooo!”
The third brother, obsessed with collecting junk, brings out his battered old flag and waves it, opening the gates of the underworld as ghosts roar forth.
The gloomy, skulking fourth brother transforms into a giant serpent that reaches the heavens, all nine heads opening their enormous bloody mouths.
Little one: ...?
Theme: As the heavens move with vigor, so should a noble person strive ceaselessly.
Oh my god, it's so sweet [starry eyes][starry eyes][starry eyes], so special! !
Why did it end so quickly? I haven't seen enough [crying]. As for the extra story, I want to see if the catastrophe had not happened. The famous star Ning Bao went to the pet store to buy Yaya disguised as a small ordinary jellyfish, and then Yaya was peeping in the jellyfish tank. She crawled out of the tank in a dank manner, opened the search software, watched the shameful idol drama played by my wife, and asked my wife to tell the story of how she was selected from so many jellyfish in the pet shop N times [Love Eyes]
Sprinkle flowers∠※∠※∠※
I've always been curious about how to eat (*/ω\*)
To be honest, I didn't expect it to be like this when I read the introduction. At first, I just thought it was just about survival in the apocalypse, with a relatively powerful old attacker. I didn't expect this setting. It's quite unexpected, but it's really good-looking.
"Dots and dots hurt a man's chest muscles" is a big bug for the author~
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[Spread flowers]Spread flowers! Super pretty!
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Scare yourself~ (My wife has amazing surfing speed hhhh)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fragrant
Oh my god, it's so sweet [starry eyes][starry eyes][starry eyes], so special! !
Why did it end so quickly? I haven't seen enough [crying]. As for the extra story, I want to see if the catastrophe had not happened. The famous star Ning Bao went to the pet store to buy Yaya disguised as a small ordinary jellyfish, and then Yaya was peeping in the jellyfish tank. She crawled out of the tank in a dank manner, opened the search software, watched the shameful idol drama played by my wife, and asked my wife to tell the story of how she was selected from so many jellyfish in the pet shop N times [Love Eyes]
Sprinkle flowers∠※∠※∠※
I've always been curious about how to eat (*/ω\*)
To be honest, I didn't expect it to be like this when I read the introduction. At first, I just thought it was just about survival in the apocalypse, with a relatively powerful old attacker. I didn't expect this setting. It's quite unexpected, but it's really good-looking.
"Dots and dots hurt a man's chest muscles" is a big bug for the author~ on
[Spread flowers]Spread flowers! Super pretty!
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!