I Am a Dragon, V I Am Fifty

Yun Wu, the last dragon in the world, woke up and the world turned upside down. He lost his faith and became the size of a chopstick. The problem is not big, he just needs to find a human who truly believes that he is a dragon and stick to him, and he can turn back into a dragon and regain control of the mountains and rivers! Good news, he quickly found a suitable human being with his excellent lobbying skills; bad news, the human being is a staunch materialist warrior, and he is said to be a hognose snake! ! ! Yun Wu once again got into someone's cup and tried to persuade them face to face, with a sincere face: "I am a dragon, v I am fifty... Eh eh eh! Don't cover the cup, don't seal me!" After the chaos, the person looked at the chopstick-sized four-clawed snake in front of him with a subtle expression: "Are you a dragon?" Yun Wu straightened up his straight chest and raised his piggy nose proudly: "That's right! I am the True Dragon Emperor... Hey! That's wrong, why did you cover the cup again!" Fortunately, I followed people to the present world in the end. Yun Wu also has a new hobby, v I am fifty, v I am fifty, v I am fifty. · Fu Wei, a former legendary shelter, a person who can travel back in time, and now a patient in a mental hospital, suffers from severe auditory and visual hallucinations and schizophrenia. Even if he saw a pink pig nose emerging from his cup, sleeping bag, backpack... And said to himself: "Hello, v, I have fifty faith, and I will make you the general of the world in the future!" It is understandable. Cute, just like raising a kitten. However, being loved will cause blood and flesh to grow, and being loved all the time will cause original bags to grow. Fu Wei took a photo and posted: "Love is a constant feeling of debt." Netizens: "Awesome, the hognose snake turned into a pig" "I saw it, Banzhao. Where is the snake?" "Love is a constant feeling of debt, but don't use this little piggy yet." Fu Wei thought deeply and finally decided to let Snake fast to lose weight. But I didn't expect that when I opened my eyes, I saw a naked boy with his hands on his hips, asking aggressively: "Human! I'm fifty!" · Ever since the little pigs, oh no, little dragons became humans, the ways for v-dragon to reach fifty have become more diverse, which are embodied in kisses, hugs and tops. Every time after sex, Long would touch Fu Wei's abdominal muscles, bite his chest muscles twice, and sternly promise: "Man, when Long grows up, I will marry you and become his concubine!" Until one day, he discovered that Fu Wei was actually an undercover agent sent by humans to corrode the dragon. The goal was to control the dragon's mouth and restrain its legs to prevent the dragon from waking up and causing destruction! The dragon limped and covered his buttocks, turning black! "Human! You must beat the dragon a hundred times today!" · [Legendary natural disaster: Dragon of the Mountains, Mimicry: Pink Hognose Snake, Status: Sleeping, suspected of having deep delusions, easily affecting reality. [Don't respond! Don't respond! Don't respond! Except Fu Wei Certificate deposit on August 10, 2026 Intention: Love means always feeling guilty