The Illegally Smuggled Beauty Is Being Fed by a God-Tier Big Shot

[Don't Read! It Ends Badly! It Ends Badly! It Ends Badly!] [No refunds, and I'm not luring you in to kill you. Don't read this book!!!] [If you want to read about a nonhuman, check out my newly completed story about a jellyfish-tentacle seme, After the Apocalypse, I Kept the Evil God as a Pet] In the new age, evil gods awaken and the uncanny descends, turning the world upside down. Humanity's strength is like an ant trying to shake a tree in the face of the uncanny. After the world was destroyed and time turned back, everything returned to its starting point, and the new humans were reborn. The inhuman evil god who once devastated the world is now nothing more than a weak and helpless little mermaid. Weak and pitiful, but with a huge appetite, he feeds on human emotions. He lives in the deep sea, where no human has ever been, and has suffered the miserable life of going hungry every day since birth. He heard that all you had to do to fill your stomach in the world on shore was scare people. Yu Gui packed up his little bundle and prepared to sneak ashore to frighten people and make ends meet. And so, a pretty little mermaid suddenly appeared in the terrifying, horror-filled world of the uncanny. When a water ghost sprang out of the water, he swished his tail and rushed to the front of the line for dinner. He hadn't expected to use too much force. One tail slap sent the water ghost flying, and with a thud, a containment officer was struck down by the airborne body. The little mermaid cried, "Aaaaaah, don't die! QAQ!" He tried imitating the dismemberment ghost by reaching one hand out of the water, only to watch the containment officer chop through ghosts like vegetables and viciously slice open one ghost's belly with a silver knife. The little fish shivered all over and, sniffling, immediately crawled back into the water. After finally learning from a tentacle monster how to crawl down a sewer, his big tail got stuck inside and flapped helplessly, unable to get free. Then a rock-hard human grabbed him and said, "You trespassed in someone's home. You know that's against the law, right? You're coming with me." Little fish: QVQ? -- After being caught sneaking ashore, the little fish thought he was going to be punished. Instead, a god-tier big shot mistook him for a newly born little monster, and he managed to latch onto a powerful backer. He was cared for until he looked radiant, with every one of his scales shining brightly. After being fed yet again, Yu Gui curled his tail and shyly asked, "You're so nice. Could you be my wife?" Then the man kissed his tail. The man lowered his head and kissed his little tail, his gaze growing deeper. "I can't be your wife. How about I be your husband?" Yu Gui: !!! -- The new humans reborn after the apocalypse tacitly set out to search for traces of the evil god and his minions. They thought they could nip the danger in the bud. But when they arrived at the door, they saw the guardian knight who had appeared by the evil god's side in their past life sitting nearby, gazing at him with indulgent affection. The knight looked up at them. His gaze was dangerous and icy, filled with that familiar, cold malice. "Have you come here to die again?" The ability users who had been killed by him in an instant in their past lives: !!! [Author's Note:] 1. Thanks to artist Ling Ye for granting commercial use of the CG artwork. 2. This is a completely fictional setting, and most of the content is my own reinterpretation. If you want to argue, you're right. 3. One-on-one romance, both leads have had no previous partners, happy ending. 4. The shou is nonhuman. His behavior isn't normal, and he has no morals. 5. Click to see a big shot raise a god-tier beauty. -- Here's a preview of my upcoming novel, My Dead Childhood Friend Crawled Back After the Spiritual Qi Revival. Add it to your collection if you're interested~ OV< A deranged widower shou x a loyal dog-like gong who's lost his senses Shi Zhuixin, the owner of a funeral goods shop, is a handsome young man with a tall, slender build and cool, refined features. He often keeps company with paper effigies, and an air of death hangs about him. At a glance, he looks like someone who has already seen life's end. Only the demons he'd beaten senseless and locked away knew the truth: What do you mean, cool and detached, looking like he wants nothing? What do you mean, with an air of death, looking like he has seen life's end? This is a battle-crazed lunatic with explosive fighting power who lives for a fight and courts death!!! All he does day in and day out is bait demons into breaking the law so he can arrest them. He looks like a harmless human, but his punches land hard, and he beats them up every time. Under Shi Zhuixin's violent (crossed out) benevolent principles, the demons shivered and huddled together for warmth. Until one day. Spiritual qi revived across the world, and demons ran rampant. They rubbed their hands together, ready to feast and gorge themselves. Just as they were going nom nom nom, they suddenly heard: Hey, that violent maniac and his dead-guy husband are coming to kill us. Demons: ?!! Who's coming to kill us?!!! · Shi Zhuixin had two secrets: One: He wasn't human. Two: He had a long-standing, unrequited love for a beautiful man who died young. He beat up demons every day and earned merit, one point at a time, going through untold hardships to buy his beloved back from hell. No one remembered when it began, but a tall man had always been at his side. The man cast no shadow and could not speak. In dark, damp corners, he would shamelessly leer at Shi Zhuixin from head to toe. He was like a monster, appearing by Shi Zhuixin's side with an omen of death. Everyone urged Shi Zhuixin to run. Shi Zhuixin couldn't agree more. After all, he was sickly and depressed, and his life was like a tiny flame drifting in the cold wind. He could die at any moment. So before he died, he decided to be a little kinder to himself. Then he turned to the man in the corner and invited him, "Wanna f***? Be my boyfriend~" His friends: ??? · Before his death, Fang Xiangbi was a great exorcist and general who had fought Kuafu and battled Chiyou. When he died in battle, his good friend the Yellow Emperor deified him, and his childhood friend, the Shaman God, carried his coffin. His only regret was that he had been in love with his beautiful childhood friend for years, but had never confessed. Who could have guessed that when he opened his eyes, he'd become a living dead without any pain? Newly awakened and utterly bewildered, Fang Xiangbi saw someone with their back to him, making a funeral wreath. Hey, wasn't that his beautiful childhood friend? A thousand years had passed, and he was still just as beautiful. He was also good-natured and easily bullied by those foolish demons. After all, his little childhood friend was beautiful, delicate, and pitiful. Fang Xiangbi reflected on his mistakes and decided to protect his beautiful childhood friend properly. Nearby, the demons, beaten black and blue and nearly reduced to wandering souls, stared at the beautiful man behind the big shot, whose eyes gleamed with murderous intent. They clutched each other and let out piercing screams. Demons: Are we part of your role-play too??? Theme: When Heaven is about to entrust a great task to someone, it first makes them go hungry and suffer hardship.