On a sultry rainy night, a soaked man knocked on Sang Qing's door anxiously.
The man was tall, thin and fair, with a pair of deer-like eyes. His pale face was tinged with a light blush. He said shyly in substandard Mandarin: "Hello Miss Sang, I am a dragon. Have you seen my balls?"
Sang Qing: "???"
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Xun Yi is a money-keeping dragon with a hoarding habit. He has accumulated countless treasures in his cave.
However, when he returned from a foraging trip, he found that his home had been ransacked.
The treasures in the cave were gone, as were the eggs, and they were moved into the City A Museum by the geological survey team.
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Xun Yi went bankrupt overnight and came to the human city in poverty.
Sang Qing reluctantly took in the poor man and helped him find the eggs brought back by his uncle.
Later——
Sang Qing accidentally discovered that Xun Yi had lied to her.
He came to the human city from the deep mountains and forests just because he was in estrus and needed to find a mate.
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There was a serious deviation in the idiot beauty's cognition, and she firmly believed that Sang Qing was his spouse.
Well, she will let him know what is dangerous in the world.
Later, Xun Yi really laid an egg.
It is a species of mulberry green.
Mr. Long's daily routine:
1,
On Mr. Long's first day as a human being... He had a leak.
Regarding the power outage in the entire building, Mr. Long shyly said that he was too excited and the magnetic field was unstable.
2.
Sang Qing was having a dinner with her colleagues and suddenly discovered that her female colleague had lost a cat tail. She touched it with her hands.
Female colleagues get angry.
Ahhhhh, I was masturbated! !
The ecstatic Bobcat colleague took the initiative to rub his head against her.
Sang Qing plucked up the courage to masturbate twice.
Mr. Long was jealous and said, "What's so good about cats? Why not pet a dragon?"
Sang Qing:......
Does it feel different?
3.
Recently, Sang Qing especially likes to wait at the bathroom door waiting for Mr. Long to come out after taking a shower.
Mr. Long is very shy.
Sang Qing: I heard that dragon scales are very valuable. Can you pick up two pieces and make me rich?
Mr. Long:? ? ?
Did the co-author intend to make him bald?
#In order to pursue his wife, Mr. Long, work hard to learn how to be a good person#
#Why do humans like cats but not dragons? #
#He has four claws, of course he has to buy four shoes, four bags, and four big gold chains! #
[Royal Sister Overlord Flower × Idiot Beauty Hanbilong]
Reading Guide: Double C, 1V1, HE.
Intention: He has four claws and wants to buy four bags