Before her death, Demon Lord Yun Luan did something absurd.
She took a fancy to a man, fell for his looks, and set him up with a romance scam, hoping to abduct him and bring him home as her little husband. Instead, her hideout was raided.
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The righteous dragon-slaying campaign had been a long time coming.
The twelve immortal sects joined forces to exterminate the Demon Abyss clan.
Yun Luan fought a bloody battle on Mount Lingxu for 33 days, taking on ten opponents at once and sweeping through the twelve sects, slaughtering the righteous to the last.
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At the final showdown with Xie Changqing, the Sword Venerable of the immortal sects, the sects betrayed him to protect their own interests, sealing him on Mount Lingxu to die alongside Yun Luan.
Only then did Yun Luan realize that the man she'd been dreaming of abducting and bringing home as her little husband was a walking bundle of red flags.
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Legend said he could cleave the Nine Provinces with one sword [his strength was terrifying].
He was always giving people the cold shoulder [his temper was awful].
He'd challenge all the immortal sects alone, sword in hand, to a showdown atop the Forbidden City [being invincible must be so lonely].
He cultivated the Path of Emotionlessness [he knew nothing about love].
He was the foremost elder of the twelve immortal sects [burdened with the great duty of protecting all living things].
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Yun Luan wanted to gouge out her own eyes and run away that very night.
Unfortunately, the bloody battle with the immortal sects had left her physically and mentally exhausted, while Xie Changqing's Seven Stars Sword never returned empty-handed.
Since she was going to die either way, she decided to indulge herself for once.
She forced a kiss on Xie Changqing before she died. Her bloodied kiss, full of reckless madness, shattered his Path of Emotionlessness.
In his deranged state, Xie Changqing beat her until she was reduced to ashes.
From then on, Demon Lord Yun Luan of the Demon Abyss was no more.
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For the next three hundred years, Xie Changqing was trapped on Mount Lingxu, unable to cultivate any further.
The keepsake Yun Luan left behind had been given to her by him.
Holding the cracked clay flute, he remembered the person who'd worn a secret identity and called him brother. He had so many things he wanted to ask her, but all he could do was live with the regret.
The immortal sects' betrayal, and Yun Luan's fraudulent romance, drove Xie Changqing into demonic cultivation.
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Yun Luan came back to life in a mortal body.
She had a husband of two years, a handsome man with a crane-like figure and a scholar's degree who taught at a private school to support his family.
Her husband treated her very well. Though she wore plain clothes and simple hairpins, she never had to lift a finger to cook, wash clothes, or clean.
He did occasionally make her blush.
By day, her husband looked frail and sickly, but at night he was far too passionate, loving to cuddle close and linger with her. Sometimes she couldn't take it anymore.
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Then one day, cultivators from the mystic sects came looking for them. Upon seeing the chickens, ducks, cats, dogs, and woman in the courtyard, they were all stunned.
The foremost elder of the twelve immortal sects, Lord Changqing, who was said to cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness, was actually keeping house for a mortal woman, doing the laundry, cooking, and feeding cats and dogs?!
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Later, Yun Luan's demonic nature awoke and she regained her memories of her past life. All she wanted was to reform and become a decent person.
But when she looked at the man sleeping beside her, she thought, Good heavens, I can't live like this!
[A lie-flat witch who's alive but half-dead, tired of it all and just wants to loaf around x a proud, aloof immortal, strong, beautiful, tragic, and wounded]
Reading Guide:
1. An unconventional cultivation world. Both leads are virgins, one-on-one romance, happy ending.
2. Not a typical story with a strong female lead. A little sweet treat.
3. The proud, aloof cultivator of the Path of Emotionlessness falls from grace, goes mad for love, takes up cooking and cleaning, and gladly serves a sentence of married life.
4. Sweet story, sweet story, sweet story!!!
Theme: Serving the people is what makes you a god
Ah ah ah, Xie Changqing is back, so has he become an immortal?
I always felt that the ending was a bit rushed, hahahahahaha
Is this the penultimate chapter?
It's just that, saying that sincerity is not enough and not explaining clearly what it is going to do, Xuanmen, who has done all the bad things, doesn't care, and bullies ordinary people, ugh, I just saw Xiao Huang🐟 being named, it's too representative
Is this the end? ? ?
Aman finally made his own decision
Three days is too short. 2333 Three years is more in line with looking forward to the stars and the moon.
Hahahahaha, this day's difference really came to avenge the couple, Xie Changqing became the judge of heaven, hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
When will the extra chapter be updated?
Ah ah ah, Xie Changqing is back, so has he become an immortal?
I always felt that the ending was a bit rushed, hahahahahaha
Is this the penultimate chapter?
It's just that, saying that sincerity is not enough and not explaining clearly what it is going to do, Xuanmen, who has done all the bad things, doesn't care, and bullies ordinary people, ugh, I just saw Xiao Huang🐟 being named, it's too representative
Is this the end? ? ?
Aman finally made his own decision
Three days is too short. 2333 Three years is more in line with looking forward to the stars and the moon.