After Being Forced Into a Relationship, I Just Want to Lose It

Yu Wei was reborn. In her previous life, she and Zhou Minxiu had been in love. Who could have guessed that Prince Rui would snatch her away? The emperor decreed their marriage, and Li Zhan broke up the couple, forcibly marrying Yu Wei into Prince Rui's household. For the next nine years, their marriage was fraught with conflict. * Yu Wei spent her whole life fighting against him. After enduring all the melodramatic twists, from her running away and him chasing her to her being unable to escape, and even running off while pregnant, she finally succumbed to depression in the ninth year of their marriage. Reborn at the age of sixteen, Yu Wei came to her senses and decided to be a little kinder to herself. She was done with all the trouble. Rather than wear herself out, she'd rather go wild and ruin everyone's day. * Li Zhan, reborn too, regretted everything he'd done. He decided to turn over a new leaf and treat his wife better. Then he accidentally overheard Yu Wei talking with one of her close female friends. "If Li Qilang has a shred of conscience, he'll drop dead right now and make me a widow. Then I can spend the rest of my life living it up and throwing money around. That's the best way he could ever repay me!" Li Zhan: "..." It felt like he'd taken an arrow to the heart. * Later Yu Wei completely let loose, to the point that even the emperor who had arranged her marriage couldn't take it anymore. Emperor (in disbelief): "I heard from the empress that Pingyang took her to a male brothel to broaden her horizons. She ordered eighteen pretty boys in one go, and every one of them was bare-chested." Emperor: "Then she had her touch every single one of them." Emperor (indignant): "Where's a husband's authority? This is outrageous!" Li Zhan: "..." Yu Wei (deadpan): "Let's get a divorce." Li Zhan (gritting his teeth): "There's no need. Beauty is good for your physical and mental health!" Emperor: "???" Heroine: #Ever since I got a mental illness, I've been feeling much better!# #Going wild opened the door to a whole new world!# #I learned to fight fire with fire and seize people by force!# Hero: #My wife kissed me by force because she's possessive of me!# #My wife slapped me because she was jealous!# #My wife tied me up because she likes trying new things with me!# #My wife flirted with her old flame to test me!# #My wife... Sigh, I'm out of excuses...# [My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven's: a transmigrated woman who goes wild x a lovesick, gloomy, unhinged wife-obsessed man] Reader's guide: 1. Fictional setting, both leads are each other's first and only partners, one-on-one, happy ending. 2. The heroine can bend without breaking. She's a pampered, soft, timid wife, but she can also kill someone and bury the body, like successfully murdering the hero and hiding his corpse. 3. A raunchy story that combines soap-opera melodrama, wild ideas, and unhinged antics. The crazy couple might even kill each other. Please add my new book to your reading list: Me, a Couch Potato, Forced to Start a Business Yu Miaoshu transmigrated. The good news: the empress ruled the era she'd transmigrated into. The bad news: her older brother, Yu Miaoyun, had fallen off a cliff and died while taking up his post in Feng County. Her sister-in-law was weeping uncontrollably, her two young nephews were crying for food, and her parents were devastated. Just as the Yu family was at a loss, Song Heng, Yu Miaoyun's close friend, made a sudden decision and turned his gaze toward Yu Miaoshu. She would take her brother's place and keep the truth hidden. The Yu family couldn't bear to see all their hard work go to waste, so they gritted their teeth and persuaded Yu Miaoshu to take the risk and impersonate him. Yu Miaoshu was forced to bind her chest. She sprang into action like a couch potato getting up, and transformed into the county magistrate, Yu Miaoyun. Yu Miaoshu was very anxious. "Brother Song, I've never trained for this new job. What if something goes wrong...?" Song Heng: "If you're bad at it, practice more. If something goes wrong, I'll take responsibility." Yu Miaoshu: "Brother Song, do you have feelings for my sister-in-law? I could actually help set you two up..." Song Heng looked resolute. "My heart is yours alone." Yu Miaoshu: "..." Later With Song Heng coaching her, Yu Miaoshu went from bronze rank to the top, and accidentally worked her way up to regional governor. Later, Yu Miaoshu was appointed to act as the provincial governor in a time of crisis. Yu Miaoshu: "Brother Song, I can't climb any higher. If we go to the capital, the whole family will end up as dumpling filling!" Later, her words came true. Yu Miaoshu's identity was exposed, and she became a prisoner. Song Heng ran around desperately, wearing out his legs to plead for her pardon. She thought there was no way she'd ever get back on her feet, but then a military coup broke out at court, and the newly enthroned empress faced disaster: Prince Xian had rebelled! The empress fled the capital in disgrace and ended up imprisoned in Huzhou. Yu Miaoshu met her there, and the two discovered something suspicious while escaping from prison. Empress: I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a fool sandwiched between them! Yu Miaoshu: I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder! The empress was shocked. "Ah! Miaomiao, did you transmigrate here too?!" Yu Miaoshu: "Sang Sang, you transmigrated too?!" The empress slapped her thigh. "Meeting a fellow countrywoman makes me want to cry tears of joy!" Yu Miaoshu: "Fellow countrywoman, I committed the crime of deceiving the emperor." Empress: "No, you saved me!" Song Heng: "???" #How I Went from a Couch Potato to Being Forced into a Job and Made It All the Way to Chancellor# #I Had to Start a Second Business for the Sake of My Fellow Countrywoman's Future# #I'm Having Such a Hard Time. Really, I Just Want to Lie Flat# Theme: Going against the current