[A quick announcement: The novel formerly titled After the Sharp-Tongued Senior Stepped on My Foot has been renamed An Zhi Ruo Su, and serialization has begun! The blurb is at the very bottom. Please add it to your collection!!!]
Blurb:
A gentle 25-year-old high school teacher VS a pure-hearted 22-year-old graduate student puppy
Wen Nuan and Di Xuan fell in love at first sight. By some strange twist of fate, before they had even known each other for a month, the two were already thinking about getting married.
"Sis, when are you taking me to meet your parents?"
Faced with her young boyfriend's persistent questions, Wen Nuan was overwhelmed and hurried online to post for advice.
"Hey, everyone, my boyfriend just turned 22. Can I secretly go get married with him?"
The netizens were all too happy to watch the drama unfold, and the post got plenty of replies.
"Sounds criminal, very criminal. You're only allowed to register at 23 where I live [doge]"
"No way. I'm 25 and I've never even held a guy's hand. I won't let you do this so soon."
"Why do it secretly? Livestream it and let everyone weigh in."
"Weigh in +1"
"Weigh in +10086"
[Mini-scene 1]
One day, Wen Nuan finally brought Di Xuan home.
"You're only 22. There's no need to rush into this," Wen Nuan's parents said tactfully.
Di Xuan: "Uncle, Auntie, I'm already of legal age to marry."
Wen Nuan's parents: "You're still in school. Can you support yourself financially?"
Di Xuan: "I've been working as an online singer for the past few years and have saved some money. I'll try to take on more work in the future."
Wen Nuan's parents: "Our daughter spent seven years studying away from home and has only just come back to us. We can't bear to see her get married so soon."
Di Xuan: "Uncle, Auntie, if you don't mind, I can move in and live with you."
[Mini-scene 2]
After they got married, Wen Nuan's father finally spoke up when he saw his daughter sitting at the dining table with dark circles under her eyes for three days in a row.
"Di Xuan?"
Di Xuan: "What is it, Dad?"
Wen Nuan's father said earnestly, "Why don't you go back and live at school?"
"Why? I don't want to," Di Xuan said, glaring with wide eyes.
Wen Nuan's father held back his anger and pointed at the dark circles under Wen Nuan's eyes. "Don't you care about your sister? Look at her. She could go to the zoo and play a panda."
Wen Nuan thought: Um, maybe I'm partly responsible for this black mark against Di Xuan [sweat]
[Mini-scene 3]
After they fought about getting divorced, the emergency alert from the electronic watch on Di Xuan's wrist rang out clearly in the enormous, empty room.
He braved the bitter night wind and knocked on the door. Then he punched the man standing before him with vicious force and shouted, "Where's Wen Nuan?"
"As far as I know, your marriage is about to end," the man said with a faint, narrow-eyed smile, casually wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth with an elegant air.
"What does that have to do with you?" Di Xuan grabbed the man's collar hard. "Even if she doesn't want me anymore, I won't let a man like you get anywhere near her."
He said, word by word, "Even if she doesn't want me anymore, that won't change the fact that I'll always be hers."
[Upcoming novel blurb]
After the Sharp-Tongued Senior Stepped on My Foot
A quirky, mischievous 155 cm girl VS a sharp-tongued 185 cm senior who'll deceive anyone for love
Height difference / Love scammer / Daily bickering
1.
Tao Sisu is 155 cm tall but tells people she's 160. In her roommates' eyes, she's a chibi college student.
One day, as she was walking along minding her own business, the boy in front of her suddenly stepped on her foot.
Cen Anyan realized he'd stepped on someone and hurriedly turned around, only to find nobody behind him, so he turned back around.
Tao Sisu's pride was wounded. She yelled, "Senior, you don't see anyone but yourself!"
Cen Anyan turned toward the voice and only then noticed the girl barely reaching his chest. He explained in a flat tone, "Could it be that you're outside my field of vision?"
Tao Sisu: …
2.
During an off-campus club outing, the unlucky Tao Sisu was picked for a game of dares: she had to get the contact information of any guy at the venue.
After looking around, she set her sights on the club president, who was making a phone call by the river.
As soon as he hung up, she struck. "Senior, you have to take responsibility for me."
As the campus heartthrob, Cen Anyan had seen plenty of girls use those kinds of tricks to flirt with him, so he replied coldly, "You're the thirteenth person to say that to me this semester."
Tao Sisu: "Senior, you stepped on my foot that day and didn't apologize. Don't tell me you're trying to get out of it."
Cen Anyan looked her over and suddenly realized. "Oh, you're that little potato mine."
Tao Sisu held back her anger and continued, "There's such a big difference in our size. When I got home that day, I found that my foot still hurt a little. I hope you'll give me your contact information. If it still hurts tonight, I'll ask you to take me to the hospital for a checkup." She lied without batting an eye.
Cen Anyan: …
3.
Cen Anyan confessed to Tao Sisu, and Tao Sisu looked conflicted. "But I like a height difference of no more than 25 centimeters."
Cen Anyan looked at the girl in front of him, who was clearly under 160 cm, and lied without changing his expression. "Oh, perfect. I'm 178."
Tao Sisu treated all guys over 20 centimeters taller than her the same. To her, they were all tall, so she didn't realize he was lying at all.
One day at a fitness test, a male classmate who only came up to Tao Sisu's shoulder turned out to be 178 cm tall. She finally realized something was wrong and hurriedly pulled her boyfriend over to the height-measuring machine in the cafeteria.
They dropped in two coins, and a loud electronic voice rang out across every corner of the cafeteria: "Your height is 185 centimeters."
"You actually lied to me?" Tao Sisu accused him tearfully.
Cen Anyan placed a hand on her shoulder and comforted her with an even expression. "You tell people you're 160, don't you? That's exactly a 25-centimeter difference. We're a good match."
Tao Sisu: …
Theme: Happiness and joy really are wonderful
Possession
Do Kittens Cry Too?
After My Neighbor's Package Was Delivered to My Home by Mistake
Creating Death in the Name of Life
Can a Half-Baked Master Exorcise Evil Spirits?
Hard to Swallow
Taking the High Road
Late Rebellion [Marriage Before Love]
Pretend to Pursue, Truly Fall in Love
The Color I Am in Your Eyes
My Ex-Boyfriend's Brother Inherited My Dog
As Though Nothing Had Happened
I signed the contract today, I'm so happy, I hope more babies will post ^_^
Sweet story, sweet little milk dog can have
Probability theory and mathematical statistics should be the titles of textbooks rather than majors. For specific majors, statistics or applied statistics should be included, right? (Would a related mathematics major be better? I feel like this major with a textbook name is really interesting)
Xuan Bao, don't be jealous, you've already slept with your sister::>_<::
Let me remind you that if you fall in love at first sight, you must first determine whether the other person is a good person and don't fall in love blindly.
Really good! I hope they both stay well
It's great that it's finished, spread the flowers! But I really don't dare to read the divorce chapters. If I haven't read them, I'm not divorced!
I originally sympathized with this woman, but I was speechless.
It's so true. I asked this question thoroughly. The heroine grew up in an environment full of love. She is very confident and will not be manipulated casually. I will only get angry in anger.
Reminds me of a video I saw before. A girl and her cousin went to the hospital. The doctor found out that they were brother and sister, but they had different fathers and mothers. The doctor burned the CPU, and finally found out that they were cousins hahahahahaha