Human, The Civet Cat King Will Tell Your Fortune and Raise You

A strong, devoted-to-his-wife, cold-faced cute tabby king x his honey-skinned, doting cat owner / One-on-one, no switching and no breaking them up / Lots of cat form

Lu Xiaochen is a stray tabby cat raised by a Taoist temple.

After cultivating for several hundred years, he woke up from a nap to discover that his temple had split into three smaller temples.

The ruins had even become a popular tourist attraction.

He had to buy a ticket to go home, and his scratching post and litter box had both become antique exhibits.

Visitors pointed at his cat pee and said, "What a badly behaved cat."

Disgraceful! Absolutely infuriating!

But his top priority was finding himself a new cat bed in 2026.

Lu Xiaochen looked at the human in front of him and licked his fur: upright and old-fashioned, broad shoulders and a narrow waist, dark skin... Well, he was also big-chested and not too bright, with a very perky butt... Meow, what a sexy man. Just right to be his owner! (A face-con)

*

Chen Junshan retired from the military after being injured and became head of security at a university.

His life had been dull and rigid, until he adopted a badly behaved tabby cat.

The food bowl was empty, and the tabby's paw immediately smacked his cheek.

He tried to get the cat neutered, but the tabby leaped around and fought like a one-cat army. After all that, he hadn't managed to grab a single hair.

One night, Chen Junshan came home late from dinner with his coworkers.

As soon as he opened the door, a whiskered tabby was sitting at the entrance, its golden eyes fixed on him like flames.

The tabby king curled his lip. The human was going to get beaten again.

Chen Junshan felt like a miserable human enslaved by a cat.

But whenever he was sad or heartbroken, the tabby would keep him company, meowing softly.

Chen Junshan reached out the hand that had been scratched countless times and patted the cat's head.

He might get beaten, but he loved his tabby king.

*

The university had recently become obsessed with superstition.

A rumor was always circulating among the students: "The Big Meow is really effective. Every wish we've made and every weird problem we couldn't solve has been taken care of after we told the Big Meow about it!"

After carefully piecing things together, Chen Junshan discovered that all these top students were carrying bowls of cat food and cat beds.

They were secretly making offerings to a stray tabby cat.

"Big Meow, I keep seeing a girl in a red dress in my dreams. Does that mean I'll find love?"

"Big Meow, I never study, but I still get good grades. Could I be a genius?"

"Big Meow..."

The scary red-clad senior who wandered around the sports field at dawn, the dilapidated classroom building where students died every year, the evil teacher who stole students' luck, the human-faced demon, the paper-skin ghost, the haunted spring, the eerie staircase where climbing thirteen steps always brought you back to where you started...

Chen Junshan narrowed his eyes. The more he looked, the more that stray tabby seemed like the tabby king at home.

But before Chen Junshan could catch the cat, a dilapidated Taoist temple, complete with a pile of cat supplies, suddenly rose from the university's back hill.

A gentle breeze drifted by. Clouds and mist swirled, birds sang, and all living things bowed their heads.

In an age when spiritual energy had waned, it looked like a thriving immortal's abode.

The whole city was shocked.

The next day, the three splinter temples came crawling back to pay their respects to their ancestor.

Student 1: "How many years do you get for practicing feudal superstition at a university?"

Student 2: "How to cultivate in the age of modern science" / "Can app algorithms handle too many paranormal users without crashing?"

Student 3: "Can AI really not become a human body?"

Lu Xiaochen licked his fur. Not bad, not bad. His new cat bed was very impressive!

Chen Junshan: ? What about the old cat bed at home?

A ridiculously powerful golden finger and a feel-good power fantasy with no logic. The bottom is a lovesick, devoted wife who adores the top, while the top is a horny, overbearing CEO who spoils the bottom rotten. Locked into a one-on-one pairing, with no explicit scenes.

Theme: Believe in science