Upcoming novel: "A Cat's Fortune-Telling, Guaranteed to Come True"
A lighthearted, ridiculous supernatural story. A mischievous, adorable human seme x a fox spirit uke who seems more human than the seme.
Before coming down from the mountain, Bai Zhitu ruled the forest. His mastery of magic could summon wind and rain, and even the master who raised him admitted defeat.
After coming down from the mountain, he had no savings, no household registration, and was lost at the crossroads of fate like a wild man.
All because he was looking for his runaway fiance.
Luckily, he met a living bodhisattva with a wealthy family, who did a good deed and took him in.
To earn rent, Bai Zhitu went back to his old fortune-telling stall and even learned to livestream.
At first, everyone thought it was a new kind of TV drama promotion and that the people appearing in the livestream were all actors.
A famous wealthy family carried a curse, and none of its men lived past thirty.
A fortune-stealing gold-digger took the luck of the rich, fair, and beautiful, turning her into a fellow street vendor.
A real son's soul was switched, leaving him to drift outside while the bloodline that took his place ended up in prison.
And there was even a mysterious tribe in a remote mountain region, whose holy maiden could control snakes!
Later on.
Netizen 1: Mom asked why I was kneeling while using my phone to grab talismans TvT
Netizen 2: The actresses I like are all real ghosts, and they died so horribly!
Netizen 3: Who gets it? The horror of seeing a classmate who died become a ghost actor.
Bai Zhitu: Top-quality talismans, every one effective! Summon souls and attract ghosts! Fair prices, don't miss out as you pass by~
Bai Zhitu livestreamed as he punched and kicked ghosts and monsters all along the way, but never found his fiance.
In the end, he simply posted a missing-person notice in his livestream in the most straightforward way possible: Eight spiritual talismans in exchange for finding my fiance.
The clients rubbed their hands together excitedly. Then they looked closely: it was a white fox.
That night, Bai Zhitu felt the eight talismans he'd put by his bed being moved while he slept.
He jolted awake.
In his shock, his living-bodhisattva roommate suddenly transformed right in front of him into a big, fluffy white fox.
The fox was stupidly carrying the eight talismans in its mouth.
Bai Zhitu: ...
#My wife was by my side all along#
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Fox demon Su Yuntan was living happily among humans when, on a whim, he took a metaphysics master home. Somehow, he ended up with a fiance he had never heard of.
Su Yuntan refused to date a metaphysics master who was powerful and sharp-tongued.
But, but that fluffy tail was being stroked from top to tip by long fingers, and those soft ears were being rubbed and squeezed...
Damn it, this Taoist master was handsome and capable, sure, but how was he also so good at petting fur?
I'm going to fall for him! [Furious fox roar]
A lighthearted supernatural story, daily life full of chaos, an overpowered golden finger, a childish love story, and two silly lovers.
[Both leads and the author are comedians]
Reader's guide:
1. This is a nontraditional metaphysics story, with no logic or literary merit, set in an alternate modern world. Please don't connect it to reality.
2. The author knows nothing about metaphysics. It's all from Baidu and made up.
3. Everyone has their own tastes. Thanks for stopping by. If you want to drop the story, just close it.
4. Both leads like each other. Readers who are particular about their preferred character dynamics, please read with caution.
Upcoming metaphysics novel with a seme lead: "A Cat's Fortune-Telling, Guaranteed to Come True"
A tough, devoted, black-faced cute black cat x a honey-skinned, pampering cat owner / one-on-one, no switching / lots of cat form
Lu Xiaochen is a black-and-white cat. After cultivating for hundreds of years, he woke from a nap to discover that his Taoist temple had become a tourist attraction.
Not only did he have to buy a ticket to go home, but his scratching post and litter box had become antique exhibits.
How humiliating! Outrageous!
Lu Xiaochen meowed as he climbed into an elite university: build up merit, recruit top students, and help kitty build a new home!
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A neurotic black-and-white cat came to Baihe University, jumping all over the place and hitting anyone it saw.
But the students found that if they talked through their problems with the cat, they would somehow be solved!
"Boss Kitty, I keep seeing a girl in a red dress in my dreams. Does it mean I'll have good romantic luck?"
"Boss Kitty, I never study but still get good grades. Am I a genius?"
"Boss Kitty..."
The red-clad senior who wandered the sports field at midnight to scare people: batted off with a paw to send her on to reincarnation.
The dilapidated classroom building where students died every year: one spiritual talisman, tear it down and rebuild it.
The evil teacher who stole students' luck: sent straight to the underworld to work!
Face demons, paper ghosts, dark springs, and a haunted staircase where walking up thirteen steps brings you back to the start...
Lu Xiaochen (licking his paw): This place is perfect for rebuilding my cat house, meow~
So overnight, a ruined Taoist temple, complete with a pile of cat supplies, appeared on the university sports field!
Student 1: Why is there a Taoist temple on campus? How could I dream up something like this? (￣-￣)
Student 2: "How many years in prison for promoting superstition at a university?" "Can a black-and-white cat go to jail?"
Student 3: We've got guaranteed jobs after graduation, everyone, but don't ask whether they're in the world of the living or the dead :)
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Chen Junshan was injured and discharged from the military. He became the head of security at Baihe University.
Everything was going well.
Until a black-and-white cat showed up on campus, not only acting like it owned the place but also promoting superstition!
Every day, Chen Junshan battled wits with the cat, only to lose again and again.
The black-and-white cat's chubby paws kept groping his chest or bumping into his butt...
While trying to chase the cat away, Chen Junshan fell in front of his male crush, got possessed by a ghost, and embarrassed himself...
"..." Chen Junshan was in despair, feeling like he'd never get a happy ending with his crush in this life.
Until one day, his crush turned into a black-and-white cat.
And put its paws on his chest, giving it a squeeze.
#MyMaleCrushTurnedIntoAnEnormousChubbyCat#
#WhatIfHeKeepsGettingHandsy#
Lu Xiaochen: A discharged special forces soldier, upright and old-fashioned, broad shoulders and a narrow waist, dark skin. Well, he's also big-chested and dumb, with a very perky butt... Meow, what a sexy man with a big butt. Let kitty squeeze it ( =w= )
Chen Junshan: I ended up raising a rotten cat.jpg
An overpowered golden finger wish-fulfillment story, with no logic. The uke is a love-struck, pampered wife who adores the seme. The seme is a lustful, domineering CEO who spoils the uke. Locked-in one-on-one pairing, nothing explicit.
Theme: There are no ghosts or gods in this world. Believe in science
I Really Am From the Future!
A Cat Tells Fortunes, and Every Reading Comes True
Building an Empire with the Great General [Transmigration]
Deep Slumber
Tycoon: Spoiling His Wife, Thriving in Style!
The Medicine Cultivator Reincarnates as the Orange Cat of a Cannon-Fodder Bottom [Book Transmigration]
Transmigrating to a Scholar's Everyday Life in the Imperial Exams
Back to Ancient Times to Farm, Cook, and Spoil My Husband
[Close Your Eyes When He Comes] A Rose Hidden Deep
My Lover Has Targeted Me Again Today
I Have a Secret Crush on the Neighboring Prince's Abandoned Consort
It's over, everyone has a happy ending. I was so scared that I thought Officer Liu and the little Taoist priest would have a hard time understanding each other. At first, they really looked like Xu Changqing and Zixuan!!! Scared to death!!!
Hello everyone! The new article next door has started to be serialized! Interested little ones can go and have a look! Sand sculpture style/a bit vicious big tiger Shen Liexing was once a genius in medicine cultivation. Now, she is the little Milk Orange in a holographic online game giving birth to a child. She has small paws and is still chubby. And his master is the squeamish cannon fodder omega Song Cheng in the original work. This Song Cheng is squeamish and stupid. He and the protagonist Gong have been engaged since childhood. After the protagonist broke off the engagement, he kept trying to commit suicide, and finally he actually committed suicide! Shen Liexing looked at the toys and high-end cat food in the cat room and decided to save his unfortunate owner. When I opened the game in the original book, I discovered that "Legend of Stars", as a holographic online game that came out of nowhere, actually contained countless medicinal materials that had disappeared. Shen Liexing created an account, and Mao Zhaozhao rolled the pills skillfully. Next second: [Server-wide announcement: Player [Lexing] obtained the first medicine cultivation inheritance in this game and became the first medicine cultivation player in "Legend of Stars"! Shen Liexing: Did you meow??? The first step to save the master: improve one's own strength. Little Fat Orange held the rare herbs in the game: "Take it to temper your body and seduce better men." Song Cheng:? Rule 2 of Saving the Master: Find a high-quality partner. The little chubby Orange Claw stepped on the best Alpha in the game: "Pick whatever you want!" Song Cheng looked at the protagonist Gong under the cat's paws, and suddenly felt that the fat little man had orange eyebrows and clear eyes. Article 3 of Saving the Master: You can do it in person when necessary. The little fat orange who turned into a human body pushed Song Cheng against the wall and said in a hoarse voice: "Let me kiss you. I am a cat, not an Alpha. I will not get you pregnant." Song Cheng blushed and stupidly believed it. A few months later, Song Cheng held Chui Zai Zai's belly in tears. I don't understand why there are such things as Alpha cats in the world QAQ Song Cheng raised a little chubby orange. Although it sheds hair and is picky about food, it also likes to parkour in the middle of the night. But it is my only companionship and warmth. But gradually, he discovered that his little chubby orange could not only play games independently, but also ranked first in the game's combat power list, and also ranked first in NPC favorability... Even... You can get yourself pregnant! Shen Liexing: You know nothing about the power of cats!
Woohoo, I have a long mouth. All the men/women in this world give me a long mouth. If you can open your mouth to speak, don't hold it back for me!
It's obviously very provocative, but why did I suddenly get confused when I saw "Be a Man with a Long Mouth"? Come on, old Taoist (Song Yusheng's name is so nice, I feel a little heartbroken when I think of him being a sloppy man for nearly 100 chapters)
The author is planning to write an article about Master Lao Bai. I think it would be good.
Baby, if you don't write a new post, I'm really going to make a fuss!!!!
Great, great perfection!!!!
Wow wow wow, it's so beautiful. I finished reading it in one go. It's so comfortable. I really like it.
So pretty!!!!!!! I have been chasing after a dozen or so photos until now! I really like the big text, it's sweet, but the emotions and plot are all online, it's really good to read! Like it a lot! This book can be included in my top 10 of metaphysics! Like it a lot!!!!!!!
Madam, new article, hungry