A Cat Tells Fortunes, and Every Reading Comes True

Strong, combative black-faced cutie cat x sweet, pampering cat owner / 1v1, no pairing swaps / lots of time in cat form

Lu Xiaochen is a tuxedo cat who has cultivated for several hundred years. After waking from a long nap, he discovers that his home, a Taoist temple, has become a tourist attraction.

Not only does he have to buy a ticket to go home, but his scratching post and litter box have also become antique exhibits.

How humiliating! Outrageous!

Meowing all the way, Lu Xiaochen sneaks into a prestigious university to accumulate merit, recruit top students, and help kitty rebuild a new home!

*

A crazy tuxedo cat has shown up at Baihe University. It leaps around and attacks anyone it sees.

But the students discover that if they talk to the cat whenever they run into trouble, everything is miraculously solved!

"Boss Kitty, I keep seeing a girl in a red dress in my dreams. Does that mean romance is in my future?"

"Boss Kitty, I never study, but I still get good grades. Could I be a genius?"

"Boss Kitty..."

The creepy senior in red who scares people while wandering the athletic field at dawn: swatted off to reincarnate.

The decrepit teaching building where students die every year: one spirit talisman, then tear it down and rebuild.

The evil teacher who steals students' good fortune: sent straight to the underworld to work as a laborer!

Face demons, paper-skin ghosts, cursed springs, and eerie staircases where climbing thirteen steps takes you right back where you started...

Lu Xiaochen (licking his paw): This place is perfect for rebuilding my cat home, meow~

And so, overnight, a dilapidated Taoist temple, complete with a pile of cat supplies, sprang up on the university athletic field!

Student 1: Why is there a Taoist temple at school? How could I have dreamed up something like this? (￣-￣)

Student 2: "How Many Years in Prison for Practicing Superstition at a University?" "Can a Tuxedo Cat Go to Jail?"

Student 3: The family gets assigned jobs after graduation, but don't ask whether they're in the world of the living or the underworld : )

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Chen Junshan was injured and discharged from the military. He now works as the head of security at Baihe University.

Everything is going great.

Until a tuxedo cat shows up at school, not only acting like it owns the place, but also spreading superstition!

Chen Junshan battles wits with the cat every day, but keeps losing, no matter how many times he tries.

The tuxedo cat's chubby paws are always either squeezing his chest or bumping his butt...

While trying to chase the cat away, Chen Junshan even falls in front of his crush, gets possessed by a ghost, and makes a fool of himself...

"..." Chen Junshan is utterly despairing. He feels like he'll never get a happy ending with his dream guy in this lifetime.

Until one day, his dream guy turns into a tuxedo cat.

And puts a paw on his chest, giving it a squeeze.

#MyDreamGuyTurnsIntoAnEnormousChonkyCat#

#WhatDoI DoWhenHeGetsHandsy#

Lu Xiaochen: Retired special forces soldier, upright and old-fashioned, broad shoulders and a narrow waist, dark skin... Okay, he's also big-chested and thickheaded, with a very perky butt... Meow, what a sexy man with a big butt. Let kitty give it a squeeze ( =w= )

Chen Junshan: I raised a rotten cat.jpg

A ridiculously overpowered golden finger wish-fulfillment story. No logic. The bottom is a lovesick, pampered wife who adores the top, and the top is a perverted, domineering CEO who spoils the bottom rotten. Locked in a 1v1 pairing, with no borderline content.

Theme: Stay committed to science.