The Whole World Ships Me with Inumaki

Question: I woke up to find the whole world shipping me and Inumaki. What do I do?

Thanks for asking. My name is Asuno Nana. I just got off a plane and found out that the world I'd lived in for seventeen years was actually a mashup of several manga series. It was bad enough that I was just a random girl with no plot of my own, but now all these weird people around me were shipping me with Inumaki Toge.

It started at the Bourbon Cafe I often visited. The handsome waiter, Amuro Tooru, was always very friendly toward me. Just when I thought he was about to confess to me, he grabbed my hand and said earnestly:

"Nana-chan, you and Inumaki have to be happy together!"

Then there was the drowning man I happened to rescue on the street. He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "Thank you, Nana-chan. Today, I once again drowned for the sake of your beautiful love with Mr. Inumaki!"

And then my American adoptive father, who had enough money to do anything and loved his daughter more than life itself, called me from overseas to say that if that poor kid Inumaki didn't earn a hundred million within three years, he, as my dad, would never let me be with him... and so on.

Apparently, this phenomenon was spreading from person to person...

The problem is, I don't even know who Inumaki Toge is! There's a limit to how much you can force a pairing, you know?!

Then one day, a guy in a panda suit brought a white-haired boy over to me.

The boy named Inumaki Toge: "Salmon, salmon, salmon!"

The panda helpfully translated for me: "He says, 'Hi, Nana-chan. Would you be his girlfriend?'"

Hey, hey, don't bully a deaf person! His mouth was clearly saying "Salmon, salmon, salmon," wasn't it?!

What? You want to know what happened next?

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[Reading Guide]

1. The heroine became deaf later in life. She can read lips, so it doesn't affect everyday communication.

2. The male lead is, of course, the adorable Inumaki. This is a sweet little story.

3. I'll add more if I think of anything.

Theme: Shipping couples is so much fun