[Supernatural Horror] Me? A Brain-Dead Blonde Supporting Character Who Won't Survive Past Episode One?

You are reborn as Caroline, a blue-eyed blonde cannon-fodder character straight out of a horror movie stereotype. You are also bound to the Horror World Self-Destruction System, and have to do everything you can to get yourself killed while surviving in a world that's one giant horror-movie set.

On day one, you feel the System's pure malice:

[You're the big-breasted, brainless blonde side character in The Cabin by the Lake. Your friends invite you to swim and scuba dive in the lake. What do you choose?

1. Put on a sexy swimsuit and go scuba diving with your friends, without a permit.

2. Put on a sexy swimsuit and lounge by the lake, pick a random six-foot-two football team captain to apply sunscreen for you, then go scuba diving without a permit.

3. Put on a sexy swimsuit…

Faced with the choice between putting on a sexy swimsuit to get yourself killed and putting on an even sexier swimsuit to get yourself killed, you choose to teach everyone about the Jiudun Skylight Cave Diving Accident, the Emerald Sinkhole Cave Diving Accident... and finally succeed in scaring everyone pale!

But then they turn suspicious eyes on you:

"...How do you know so much about cave diving?"

[Rule Two of the Horror World Self-Destruction Handbook: Don't break character. Don't let them discover what makes you different!]

You simply pull out your phone with confidence:

"I keep telling you, stop studying all the time and watch more videos on A-Site, like Mysterious Garden, Ninth Wing, Da Malong, Butler Jiejie...!"

A big-breasted, brainless girl who hates studying and loves watching videos: character established.

And so:

You play a big-breasted, brainless blonde in a haunted-house movie set, and successfully give the clown serial killer a makeover that leaves him completely satisfied;

You go on a shopping spree in a dream mall and make Freddy, the demon in your dream, carry a mere one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten bags for you;

You treat the creepy Annabelle doll like a dress-up doll and successfully send her off to become a doll model...

What? The System says you've broken character?

No problem. You kick the enraged System aside and quickly bind yourself to a new one:

"You know, for a smart, clever, beautiful winner like me, who wants to become the Horror World's best NPC before turning thirty, I can't work with an idiot as low and full of stereotypes as you~"

You deserve better! (Hong Kong girl voice.jpg)

[You deserve better.]

[Reader's Guide]

1. At its core: Punch stereotypes, kick trash Systems, and become the leading lady of your own life.

2. A story where everyone falls for the protagonist.

3. Blurb written on 2025/12/18.

Theme: Be the leading lady of your own life!