[Crossover] Sasuke Wants to Do the Right Thing Every Day

Sasuke has a biological older brother who is eleven years older than him.

His brother has a head of white hair. Back in Jujutsu High, he liked wandering around in tiny sunglasses. After graduation, he became a teacher and covered his eyes with bandages. Later, he switched to an eye mask and started conning all the bright young things of the nation into enrolling at Jujutsu High.

That's right, his brother is the strongest in the jujutsu world.

With such an unreliable older brother, the younger one has to endure hardships no one his age should have to bear. He can only accept his fate and trail behind his brother, cleaning up the messes he and his best friend leave behind.

His brother brought home a kid with a head like a sea urchin, along with the kid's older sister.

#Sasuke: Guess I'll raise the kids.jpg.

(Wake up! You're only a year older than the sea urchin!)

His brother wants to con his students, the rotten mandarins in the upper ranks run their mouths, and his younger brother resigns himself to helping him con those rotten mandarins.

#Sasuke: If we can't con them, let's just beat them up.

His brother steals a schoolgirl's skirt to wear...

#Sasuke: Hello, Tokyo police station?

One day, in a certain year and month, on a beautiful sunny day, he was forced to become a ninja.

#Sasuke: No matter where I go, I'm doomed to have a white-haired guy by my side. This one isn't reliable, but he's more reliable than my brother.

Suddenly, some young guy showed up and told him, "I'm your brother."

#Sasuke: He even wants to beat me up!

Sasuke: Damn it, you're not my brother! My brother is a six-foot-two white-haired guy who covers his eyes!

Itachi: ??!!!!

Itachi: ...Senior Kakashi? [Sharingan warning.jpg.]

Kakashi: ...This has nothing to do with me. I'm not six-foot-two.

5T5: It's me, it's me, that's right, it's me! [Dancing dickhead cat.jpg.]

Theme: Brothers should love one another.