[Naruto Crossover] Clan Leader, Your Daughter Is Poisonous

* In this world, some dreams are connected to reality. · I always thought I was an utterly ordinary little brat. The only difference between me and other brats was that while they were raised by their parents, I was raised by my uncle. · My uncle was beautiful and kind, loved peace and the village, and was soft-hearted beneath his sharp tongue. He was both mother and father to me, and raised me with great difficulty. My uncle's best friend took me to the D-club every day, and even after my uncle chased him thousands of miles, he always managed to escape with his life. My best friend's younger brother looked at me with a somewhat complicated expression. My clan was full of cat people, while I was a dog person. I was still an utterly ordinary little brat. · Then one day, after I woke up from a nap, a cat-owning onmyoji told me something was wrong with me. · I thought the cat owner who said something was wrong with me was pretty weird himself. · It turned out he really was weird. The great onmyoji with something wrong with him dreamed of wiping out all humanity and creating a world inhabited only by spirit mediums. · ...So which of us is the one with something wrong? · Years later, a fake monk who'd appeared out of nowhere told me with a kindly smile that he might know my long-lost father. He suggested I go with him, and said that if all else failed, I could think of him as my father. · I thought he sounded like a human trafficker. · A white-haired guy over 190 centimeters tall, with a blindfold, sprang out and kicked the guy with the weird bangs away, then said he was my dad. · The cat owner with the tabby cat emerged from some unknown corner, smiled, and said he was my dad. · My real dad: ??? My real dad: What the hell are you all dreaming about? This is my daughter. · For a while, I thought they'd all had their brains slammed in a door. Don't you have your own daughters? Why are you randomly claiming other people's daughters? · I'm your dad! Please note before reading: · This story is told in the third person. · A large part of the early story takes place when the protagonist is a child. Don't compare her to a normal child. There's something wrong with her head. · This story is also known as The Uchiha Clan Leader's Unlucky Daughter, You Think She's Just a Little Girl, But She's Actually a Walking Disaster, and Years Later, Everyone Wants to Be My Dad. · She's quite a handful early on, and even more of a handful later. Theme: Don't dwell on the past, and don't fear the future.